Friday, June 28, 2019

Second debate notches highest ever ratings in Democratic primary match-up history

Second debate notches highest ever ratings in Democratic primary match-up history
Thursday night's debate on NBC was the highest-rated Democratic primary debate in history, according to overnight ratings.
Although full numbers have not yet been released, CNN Business reported Friday that the second night of the Democratic debate scored a 14.1 overnight rating, making it the highest-rated in history while beating out Wednesday night's total, which had just fallen shy of the previous record at 12.3.


It’s not time for a woman in the White House. It’s time for two. - Andy Borowitz





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Trump took a break from the G-20 summit to watch the Thursday-night contest and emerged from the viewing “ashen and trembling." - Andy Borowitz






Jimmy Carter Says Trump Is An Illegitimate President
Former President Jimmy Carter said Friday that he believes President Trump only won the 2016 election because Russia interfered to help him defeat Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.
“There’s no doubt that the Russians did interfere in the elections and I think the interference, although not yet quantified, if fully investigated would show that Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016,” Carter said at an event in Leesburg, Va.



This was striking. Why are Jared and Ivanka at a meeting between Trump and Vladimir Putin? - Susan Glasser tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Terrified Trump Writes Check To Biden Campaign - Andy Borowitz





‘It makes me angry’: Tillerson vents frustrations with Kushner
In a six-hour conversation with Capitol Hill aides, Rex Tillerson recounted his rocky tenure at the State Department...From the start, it was unclear what role Kushner as well his wife, Ivanka — Trump’s daughter — would play in policy making, Tillerson said. That “made it challenging for everyone, I think, in terms of how to deal with any activities that might be undertaken by others that were not defined within the national security process itself,” he said.




Based on this morning’s unauthorized use of @OzzyOsbourne’s “Crazy Train,” we are sending notice to the Trump campaign they are forbidden from using Ozzy’s music in political ads.  Maybe @KayneWest (“Gold Digger”), @KidRock (“I Am the Bullgod”) or @TedNugent (“Stranglehold”)allow. - Sharon Osbourne tweet


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If men could get pregnant not only would abortion be legal, Donald Trump would be bragging over how many 3rd trimesters he'd had. - John Fugelsang



Today Is Sarah Sanders Last Day Of Lying To Us
Sarah Sanders is leaving the White House Friday, passing off the role of press secretary after more than two years to Stephanie Grisham.











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My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. - Rex Huppke






Google Maps Lead to Chaos
Nearly a hundred Colorado drivers this week followed a digital Pied Piper into an empty field where they all got stuck.
A crash on Peña Boulevard in Denver chocked off access to the Denver International Airport on Sunday. So Google Maps suggested a detour to many of the drivers trying to get to flights or pick up arriving travelers.


Kamala Harris carves Joe Biden into tiny bits while Biden and Bernie Sanders show once again that they probably order pancakes loudly.  
Also, Eric Trump receives a saliva donation in Chicago. 
It’s all in America’s most-respected “Week in Review.“ - Rex Huppke





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I have no idea where this is but if I was there, I'd pack a picnic basket, grab a towel and just hike and swim to my heart's content.

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Thursday, June 27, 2019

Last night's debate

Fact check: The first Democratic primary debate
Day one of the first Democratic presidential debate, held in Miami on Wednesday, featured ten candidates fighting on primetime television to prove their bona fides to Democratic voters in a series of 60-second increments.


“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” one viewer said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”- Andy Borowitz





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The SCOTUS ruling on #Gerrymandering proves that the politicians who say they hate government actually love government - what they hate is democracy. - John Fugelsang





Wow. Bank of America Boots Out The Cruel & Unusual Punishers.
Bank of America, the nation's second-biggest bank, announced Wednesday that it will sever ties with all companies that operate private prison and detention facilities, according to Bloomberg.
“We’ve done our due diligence that we said we would do at the annual meeting, and this is the decision we’ve made,” BoA Vice Chair Anne Finucane told the publication.


Debate Viewers Struggle With Concept Of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

Four of the five Justices who just voted to keep a rigged electoral system in place were appointed by presidents who lost the popular vote.

We. Need. Reform. - Jake Mccoby tweet





Trump shrugs off the brutal murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Trump is trying to blame the Democrats for the internment of children at the border. Trump says he never could have raped E. Jean Carroll because she's not his type. There's your president, America. - Stephen King tweet





Alabama Is Like A Box of "Christian" Chocolates. You Never Know What You Gonna Get.
An Alabama woman whose fetus died after she was shot in a fight has been charged with manslaughter, while the woman accused of shooting her has been freed.


Alabama - destroying everything Jesus stood for, all in the name of Jesus. - John Fugelsang
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When states like Alabama and Arizona passed some of the harshest immigration laws in history, my Attorney General took them on in court and we won. - Barack Obama


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I don’t think we should be conducting foreign policy in our bathrobe at five in the morning. - Amy Klobuchar


Pelosi Punts To Republicans. Sigh.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday she doesn't see a role for Congress to respond to the latest sexual assault allegation against President Trump saying the president's own party should address the matter.
During a press conference at the Capitol, a reporter asked Pelosi about an accusation from magazine writer E. Jean Carroll last week that Trump assaulted her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in Manhattan 23 years ago.






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I read a study that the average American only gets 10 nights of perfect sleep a month. This is why I am coming out with my own weed line. Because everyone deserves to get sleep during this administration. - Chelsea Handler

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Ford Cuts Back Euro Operations
Ford Motor Co. is overhauling its European business, the carmaker said on Thursday, pushing out a new vehicle line-up, laying off workers and realigning its operations in an effort to improve its financial performance in the region.


20 People who would make a better president:  a 2-night NBC miniseries event. - John Fugelsang





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International Space Station captures an image of Raikoke Volcano erupting on June 22, 2019.
When horror and beauty intersect.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Fox & Friends

Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade: Robert Mueller does not "know the details" of the Mueller report
Kilmeade also says Mueller is "like the king of England" for picking his investigative team​


Fox To Preempt Mueller Testimony With Rerun of Benghazi Hearings. - Andy Borowitz




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How often do the Russian troll farmers look at the tweets from actual Trump supporters and wonder if it's one of theirs? - Schooley tweet


Terrorists Caught In My Neck of the Woods
Four men with suspected ties to the Islamic State militant group were captured on Tuesday by members of the Nicaraguan armed forces after entering the country illegally from Costa Rica, Nicaraguan police said.






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NRA TV is dead because of a couple angry teenagers with Twitter. Never underestimate the power of some “kids” with goals. - Lauren Hogg




Someone spits on Eric Trump and gets arrested. 
Someone pees on Donald Trump and gets paid.
What a family. - Adam Parkhomenko






I'M JOHN MCCAIN'S DAUGHTER AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
The Meghan McCain Acorn Fell Far From The John McCain Tree
Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, lashed out against the Trump administration's "zero tolerance" policy which has sparked widespread outcry over the treatment of children of immigrants at the U.S.-Mexico border. McCain, who is at his home in Arizona where he is receiving treatment related to his brain cancer diagnosis, tweeted that the administration's policy should be rescinded immediately.


If you say “My father” in the mirror 3 times, Meghan McCain will appear. - OhNoSheTwint





So the woman who has helped make Melania one of the least popular, disliked First Ladies in history (with Melania's help, of course), is now going to be the WH press secretary.  What could go wrong? - David Rothkopf





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Barr Issues Four-paragraph Summary of Mueller’s Future Testimony - Andy Borowitz






The House Tries To Protect Migrant Children But Their Bill Probably Will Die In The Senate 
The House Democratic leadership pushed through a $4.5 billion emergency aid package late Tuesday to help thousands of migrants packed into overcrowded facilities at the U.S.-Mexico border, but it's unlikely to get a hearing in the Republican-controlled Senate.



Hillary Clinton 2016: You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables.





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Melania's communications director is replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I don't really care, do you? - Bette Midler





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I can't believe these parents would be willing to risk their children's lives just to flee from violence.


No WH briefing in 100 days. No Pentagon briefing in one year. What don't we know?








Nepotism In Real Time
A Chilean billionaire bought a mansion in DC just before Trump's inauguration. While he was closing on it, Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump signed a deal to rent it. Then the billionaire got permission to plan a mine on environmentally delicate US land






I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright





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