Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue...

What Clinton Did Was Politics. What Trump’s Doing Is Treason.
Republicans comparing working with a former British intelligence officer to working with an agent of the Kremlin are inviting more Russian interference in our elections.


The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And stupid. We should be scared sh*tless of stupid. -Middle Age Riot




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Panicky Trump Brothers Seek Podiatrist Notes After Dad Sends Troops to Mideast - Andy Borowitz


Trump Wants A War With Iran, So Does Saudi Arabia & Israel Coincidentally.
The Trump administration and its domestic political allies are laying the groundwork for a possible confrontation with Iran without the explicit consent of Congress — a public relations campaign that was already well under way before top officials accused the Islamic Republic of attacking a pair of oil tankers last week in the Gulf of Oman.











According to the podiatrist, Don Jr is ineligible for active duty because one of his feet is permanently lodged in his mouth. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

Iran Dares Trump To Locate It On Map - Andy Borowitz







Trump To Deport Millions Of Immigrants. Method Unknown.
President Donald Trump said on Monday that U.S. authorities would begin next week removing millions of immigrants who are in the United States illegally.






Kentucky! Senator Mitch McConnell has been representing you for over 30 years!  You lived thru the closing of your coal mines, an opioid crisis, no health care, & flooding due to climate change. WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU LATELY? Besides obfuscate and take revenge? What about YOU? - Bette Midler tweet





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Forecast for Trump rally in Orlando:
Temperatures in the 80s, IQs slightly lower. - Middle Age Riot


What do the Trump's have against tailors?



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More Closed-Door Testimony
Hope Hicks, once a close aide and communications director for President Donald Trump, becomes on Wednesday the first member of his inner circle to testify to the congressional panel leading a probe into possible obstruction of justice by Trump.








Trump sending troops to the Middle East seems like kind of an admission that Jared didn’t bring peace to the region. - Andy Borowitz


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The media is not involved in a left-wing conspiracy to make Donald Trump look stupid.
When they point cameras at him, it happens automatically. - Middle Age Riot





Sure, Let's Kill The Bees! What Could Possibly Happen?
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) said Monday it will allow states to use a pesticide that is harmful to bees.
The agency made an emergency exception for 11 states to use sulfoxaflor on cotton and sorghum crops.


"Study the science of art. Study the art of Science. Develop your senses - especially learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else."
-- Leonardo da Vinci (1452 - 1519)





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Construction update: The garden grows under my Guanacaste tree







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Let's Tango in Buenos Aires!

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Monday, June 17, 2019

Trump interview goes off the rails after his chief of staff coughs

Trump interview goes off the rails after his chief of staff coughs
"He's coughing in the middle of my answer. I don't like that, you know. I don't like that. If you're going to cough, please leave the room. You just can't, you just can't cough."


When Trump declares himself Emperor, all forms of respiratory distress will be illegal. Throat clearing will be a misdemeanor. Coughing will be a felony. Sneezing will result in immediate deportation.  
Sniffing, however, will be allowed. - Stonekettle tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

All we can learn from history is that people don’t learn from it. - Andy Borowitz






Uh Oh  Trump Must Be Jealous
Chinese President Xi Jinping will travel to North Korea on Thursday for a two-day visit, state media report. Mr Xi will meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to discuss the problems facing the Korean peninsula.









You know what’s more unpatriotic than burning the American flag? Flying the confederate one. - OhNoSheTwint





Republican Shenanigans

Kellyanne Conway Decides To Lay Low Until Rule Of Law Dies Down - The Onion








Ralph Reed Is One Of The Creepiest Christian Right Leaders
Ralph Reed, head of the Faith & Freedom Coalition, promised the “most ambitious and far-reaching voter mobilization effort” in the evangelical community’s history as it rallies in support of President Trump’s reelection campaign, 






Ivanka is the only one smiling in the photo. What the hell kind of a dress is that? Are those drapes?


Replacement for Sarah Sanders disqualified after telling the truth on job application. - Andy Borowitz





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On the one hand, the president makes nonstop outlandish claims in his recent @ABC interview about my campaign and Russia. On the other hand: Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Rick Gates, George Papadopoulos, and the entire Mueller report. - Hillary Clinton tweet





Kellyanne Is Getting Kicked Around Inside & Outside the White House
Trump fires the polling firm Kellyanne Conway built over leak of polls he said didn’t exist.
“They’re giving out phony polls."






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Let’s all take a moment to be happy OJ Simpson joined Twitter and not Trump’s cabinet. It’s the little things these days. - Chelsea Handler







Manafort Is Manaf*cked
The Supreme Court declined on Monday to change the longstanding rule that says putting someone on trial more than once for the same crime does not violate the Constitution's protection against double jeopardy — a case that drew attention because of its possible implications for President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort.





Breaking: This year’s Nobel Peace Prize will go to the leader who killed the least people. - Conan O'Brien






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A Costa Rica sunset and surfer, a twofer.


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Friday, June 14, 2019

President Trump likens Melania Trump to 'Jackie O'

Trump compares Melania to Jackie Kennedy: 'We have our own Jackie O'
President Trump on Friday compared first lady Melania Trump to former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, saying, “we have our own Jackie O today, it’s called Melania.”
Trump made the comparison between his wife and the iconic first lady when defending his decision to paint the new Air Force One red, white and blue, replacing the baby blue color scheme picked by Kennedy Onassis in the 1960s.



Please stop comparing Melania to Jackie O.  

Jacqueline Kennedy was the First Lady, not the Third Lady. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Trump says he has been unfairly treated by people who wrote the Constitution. - Andy Borowitz


And Trump Is Giving These Barbarians Nuclear Technology
The sister of Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman will face trial in Paris next month after she allegedly ordered her bodyguard to attack a craftsman....






When Assange was warned that publishing the names of Afghans who had cooperated with US forces might put *THEIR* lives at risk, he replied: "Well, they're informants. So, if they get killed, they've got it coming to them. They deserve it." - David Frum






Republican Shenanigans

I'm really glad i've never seen the classy Jackie O's boob. 
Unfortunately, I have seen trashy Melania's boob. Her husband. - Countess of Nambia tweet


Hannity & Ingraham Want To Sub For Sarah Sanders
With White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders now due to step down at the end of the month, Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham have started tossing around the idea of serving as the president’s press secretaries for a week.







There's something quite beautiful about Trump bidding farewell to Sarah Sanders with a false statement about her length of service. - David Frum






Yeah, sorry @CNN. When the media try to glamorize or humanize FLOTUS, I'm with those who are gonna call it out. Birther, grifter, bought bride, plagiarist, hypocrite, tone deaf, heartless and very likely... stupid. - Randi Mayem Singer tweet


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BREAKING: Sarah Sanders resigns, goes back to lying for free. - goldengateblond tweet





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Just imagine what Trump says when the cameras AREN’T on him. - Roland Scahill


Democrats Have Way Too Many Qualified Candidates. Let The Debates Begin!
DNC announces first debate lineups. The field of 20 candidates has been randomly split into two groups of 10 debaters on back-to-back nights later this month.







I will miss seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders all glammed up for her press briefings. It was like watching a pageant mom do a sobriety test every day for the last 2 years. - Chelsea Handler






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Business/Tech News

Amazing how we have stopped talking about Trump's fake Mexico deal...- Roland Scahill






Facebook & Cryptocurrency. Oh My!
Facebook has secured backing from more than a dozen big companies as it prepares to launch a new cryptocurrency, according to the Wall Street Journal ...






America never lost a NBA Championship under Obama. - Mike Taddow tweet





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This is a 1967 Corvette Stingray converted to a jet boat. I love this as I'd never get splashed. I wonder if it has a/c.

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