Monday, June 17, 2019

Trump interview goes off the rails after his chief of staff coughs

Trump interview goes off the rails after his chief of staff coughs
"He's coughing in the middle of my answer. I don't like that, you know. I don't like that. If you're going to cough, please leave the room. You just can't, you just can't cough."

When Trump declares himself Emperor, all forms of respiratory distress will be illegal. Throat clearing will be a misdemeanor. Coughing will be a felony. Sneezing will result in immediate deportation.  
Sniffing, however, will be allowed. - Stonekettle tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

All we can learn from history is that people don’t learn from it. - Andy Borowitz

Uh Oh  Trump Must Be Jealous
Chinese President Xi Jinping will travel to North Korea on Thursday for a two-day visit, state media report. Mr Xi will meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to discuss the problems facing the Korean peninsula.

You know what’s more unpatriotic than burning the American flag? Flying the confederate one. - OhNoSheTwint

Republican Shenanigans

Kellyanne Conway Decides To Lay Low Until Rule Of Law Dies Down - The Onion

Ralph Reed Is One Of The Creepiest Christian Right Leaders
Ralph Reed, head of the Faith & Freedom Coalition, promised the “most ambitious and far-reaching voter mobilization effort” in the evangelical community’s history as it rallies in support of President Trump’s reelection campaign, 

Ivanka is the only one smiling in the photo. What the hell kind of a dress is that? Are those drapes?

Replacement for Sarah Sanders disqualified after telling the truth on job application. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

On the one hand, the president makes nonstop outlandish claims in his recent @ABC interview about my campaign and Russia. On the other hand: Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Rick Gates, George Papadopoulos, and the entire Mueller report. - Hillary Clinton tweet

Kellyanne Is Getting Kicked Around Inside & Outside the White House
Trump fires the polling firm Kellyanne Conway built over leak of polls he said didn’t exist.
“They’re giving out phony polls."


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Business/Tech News

Let’s all take a moment to be happy OJ Simpson joined Twitter and not Trump’s cabinet. It’s the little things these days. - Chelsea Handler

Manafort Is Manaf*cked
The Supreme Court declined on Monday to change the longstanding rule that says putting someone on trial more than once for the same crime does not violate the Constitution's protection against double jeopardy — a case that drew attention because of its possible implications for President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort.

Breaking: This year’s Nobel Peace Prize will go to the leader who killed the least people. - Conan O'Brien


Is anybody out there?


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
A Costa Rica sunset and surfer, a twofer.


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