Friday, June 14, 2019

President Trump likens Melania Trump to 'Jackie O'

Trump compares Melania to Jackie Kennedy: 'We have our own Jackie O'
President Trump on Friday compared first lady Melania Trump to former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, saying, “we have our own Jackie O today, it’s called Melania.”
Trump made the comparison between his wife and the iconic first lady when defending his decision to paint the new Air Force One red, white and blue, replacing the baby blue color scheme picked by Kennedy Onassis in the 1960s.



Please stop comparing Melania to Jackie O.  

Jacqueline Kennedy was the First Lady, not the Third Lady. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





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Trump says he has been unfairly treated by people who wrote the Constitution. - Andy Borowitz


And Trump Is Giving These Barbarians Nuclear Technology
The sister of Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman will face trial in Paris next month after she allegedly ordered her bodyguard to attack a craftsman....






When Assange was warned that publishing the names of Afghans who had cooperated with US forces might put *THEIR* lives at risk, he replied: "Well, they're informants. So, if they get killed, they've got it coming to them. They deserve it." - David Frum






Republican Shenanigans

I'm really glad i've never seen the classy Jackie O's boob. 
Unfortunately, I have seen trashy Melania's boob. Her husband. - Countess of Nambia tweet


Hannity & Ingraham Want To Sub For Sarah Sanders
With White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders now due to step down at the end of the month, Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham have started tossing around the idea of serving as the president’s press secretaries for a week.







There's something quite beautiful about Trump bidding farewell to Sarah Sanders with a false statement about her length of service. - David Frum






Yeah, sorry @CNN. When the media try to glamorize or humanize FLOTUS, I'm with those who are gonna call it out. Birther, grifter, bought bride, plagiarist, hypocrite, tone deaf, heartless and very likely... stupid. - Randi Mayem Singer tweet


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BREAKING: Sarah Sanders resigns, goes back to lying for free. - goldengateblond tweet





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Just imagine what Trump says when the cameras AREN’T on him. - Roland Scahill


Democrats Have Way Too Many Qualified Candidates. Let The Debates Begin!
DNC announces first debate lineups. The field of 20 candidates has been randomly split into two groups of 10 debaters on back-to-back nights later this month.







I will miss seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders all glammed up for her press briefings. It was like watching a pageant mom do a sobriety test every day for the last 2 years. - Chelsea Handler






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Business/Tech News

Amazing how we have stopped talking about Trump's fake Mexico deal...- Roland Scahill






Facebook & Cryptocurrency. Oh My!
Facebook has secured backing from more than a dozen big companies as it prepares to launch a new cryptocurrency, according to the Wall Street Journal ...






America never lost a NBA Championship under Obama. - Mike Taddow tweet





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Time To Deflate Photo
This is a 1967 Corvette Stingray converted to a jet boat. I love this as I'd never get splashed. I wonder if it has a/c.

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Thursday, June 13, 2019

Trump just shot someone on 5th Ave!

Trump rushes into damage control after saying he’d accept foreign help in 2020
The president, who said he talks to foreign leaders every day, turned to his familiar tactic of blaming the media.


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you fail to impeach and/or prosecute a president for conspiring with a foreign power, NOW HE IS LITERALLY ANNOUNCING IN ADVANCE THAT HE WILL DO IT AGAIN, THIS TIME OUT IN THE OPEN and holy f*cking sh*t my goddamn forehead is flat from all the headdesking. - Jeff Tiedrich




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Oakland's City Council voted unanimously to decriminalize the use of magic mushrooms. That’s how crazy things are right now. You can hallucinate on mushrooms and it’s still not as scary as real life. - Chelsea Handler





Trump Is Getting Cockier and Cockier
After admitting he probably wouldn’t call the FBI if a foreign entity offered him dirt on a political opponent in 2020, President Trump still doesn’t see what the big deal is.
During a particularly frenzied morning on Twitter, President Trump sarcastically questioned whether he needed to starting calling the FBI every time he met with the Queen of England and other world leaders, a requirement for his job as the leader of the free world.


It's like President Trump is testing how craven his GOP enablers are... Cuddle up to a murderous dictator? Crickets. Welcome election "help" from a hostile foreign power? Nothing to see here. On and on! Oh how I wish this was Candid Camera and not the state of the Republic. - Dan Rather




Republican Shenanigans

“Once James Comey was fired, we no longer continued to get Gang of 8 briefings on this constellation of counterintelligence investigations and we not have had one since, which is a real problem.” - Rep. Adam Schiff


When Can We See A Public Hearing? Huh, When?
The House Intelligence Committee has issued subpoenas for documents and testimony from former national security adviser Michael Flynn and former Trump campaign aide Richard Gates.





After careful consideration, I believe President Donald Trump should be impeached for... **waves arms wildly in various directions** ...ALL OF THIS!! - Rex Huppke


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"Yesterday, the president gave us once again evidence that he does not know right from wrong. It's a very sad thing." - Speaker Nancy Pelosi


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Pence Visits Conversion Therapist For Routine Gay-Preventative Checkup - The Onion







According to Snopes, Kellyanne Conway's integrity is an urban legend
The independent federal agency that oversees compliance with the Hatch Act has recommended that President Donald Trump's top aide Kellyanne Conway be removed from her job after she repeatedly used her office for political purposes.





I can’t wait for George Conway’s pithy tweets about Hatch Act violations ! - Roland Scahill




Pro tip for anti-gay pastors: Stop saying you don't want homosexuality "rammed down your throats." It makes people giggle. - George Takei


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Business/Tech News

Kellyanne Conway To Leave White House Immediately And Begin New Job At Kremlin - Andy Borowitz





What A Mess Trump's Deals Have Made Across the Board
In May, prices for imported fuels and lubricants declined 1.0% after rising 1.7% percent in the prior month. Imported food prices dropped 0.8% last month after surging 2.7% in April. Excluding fuels and food, import prices slipped 0.2% in May after falling 0.3% in the prior month.



I'm not going to believe that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving as White House press secretary until she denies it herself. - James Poniewozik







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Time To Deflate Photo
Notice how everyone is leaning to the left descending the stairs at Machu Picchu, Peru. I'd wear a parachute just to be safe.

Peace.


Wednesday, June 12, 2019

If Trump goes to prison...

Trump considering new US military base in Poland that could be named after him: 'The facility would be world class'
Donald Trump has floated the idea of establishing a US military base in Poland – a move that would be seen as a stark provocation by Russia – that Warsaw has offered to name after him.

We tolerate a truly shocking amount of political corruption. - John Iadarola




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Trump says he has made a deal to make Hawaii the fiftieth state. - Andy Borowitz




More Obstruction of Justice To Add To The Long List
Justice Dept. Cites Executive Privilege In Keeping Census Documents From Democrats. Oversight committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, D-Md., is in a dispute with the Trump administration. He's threatened to hold two Cabinet officials in contempt; DOJ says it's withholding materials.






Forget “Ich bin ein Berliner,” and “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” and “These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.” People will always remember ... What did he say at the Normandy gravesite? ... Oh, yeah—that “Nervous Nancy Pelosi is a disaster, Okay? She’s a disaster.” - George Conway





Republican Shenanigans

Remember, the people who told us to hate all Muslims after #Pulse because of Omar Mateen are the ones still fighting for Mateen to have easy access to assault weapons. - John Fugelsang





I Wonder How The CIA Feels About This
U.S. President Donald Trump took a public stance against the use of CIA informants to spy on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Tuesday, saying it would not happen on his watch and possibly taking away a valuable tool of the U.S. intelligence community.


Donald Trump was never going to get along with anything called "the intelligence community." - Middle Age Riot tweet




Call me crazy but I'm starting to suspect that the lying liar who lied about crowd size and lied about his wealth and lied about his racist wall and lied about bone spurs and lied about ten thousand other things might be lying about this stupid f*cking imaginary deal with Mexico. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Shep Smith encourages FOX viewers to read the Mueller report, and learns that when they scream "RINO" it also stands for "Reading Is Not Optional." - John Fugelsang




Remember during all those Benghazi investigations when Obama blocked access to documents and refused to let Hillary testify? of course you don't. Obama handed over everything and Hillary sat for 11 hours straight, because they had nothing to hide and they aren't whiny man-babies. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Trump Wants Uranium Mining In The Grand Canyon. The F++king Grand Canyon!
The Trump administration is signaling a renewed push to consider uranium mining near the Grand Canyon, a move that would undoubtedly ignite a political fight involving environmentalists and the mining industry.


I heard the Grim Reaper is now on anti-depressants. - Conan O'Brien






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Time To Deflate Photo

La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, Spain. Antoni Gaudi started project in 1883 and it is still under construction. So, he was a procrastinator?


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