Thursday, June 13, 2019

Trump just shot someone on 5th Ave!

Trump rushes into damage control after saying he’d accept foreign help in 2020
The president, who said he talks to foreign leaders every day, turned to his familiar tactic of blaming the media.


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you fail to impeach and/or prosecute a president for conspiring with a foreign power, NOW HE IS LITERALLY ANNOUNCING IN ADVANCE THAT HE WILL DO IT AGAIN, THIS TIME OUT IN THE OPEN and holy f*cking sh*t my goddamn forehead is flat from all the headdesking. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Oakland's City Council voted unanimously to decriminalize the use of magic mushrooms. That’s how crazy things are right now. You can hallucinate on mushrooms and it’s still not as scary as real life. - Chelsea Handler





Trump Is Getting Cockier and Cockier
After admitting he probably wouldn’t call the FBI if a foreign entity offered him dirt on a political opponent in 2020, President Trump still doesn’t see what the big deal is.
During a particularly frenzied morning on Twitter, President Trump sarcastically questioned whether he needed to starting calling the FBI every time he met with the Queen of England and other world leaders, a requirement for his job as the leader of the free world.


It's like President Trump is testing how craven his GOP enablers are... Cuddle up to a murderous dictator? Crickets. Welcome election "help" from a hostile foreign power? Nothing to see here. On and on! Oh how I wish this was Candid Camera and not the state of the Republic. - Dan Rather




Republican Shenanigans

“Once James Comey was fired, we no longer continued to get Gang of 8 briefings on this constellation of counterintelligence investigations and we not have had one since, which is a real problem.” - Rep. Adam Schiff


When Can We See A Public Hearing? Huh, When?
The House Intelligence Committee has issued subpoenas for documents and testimony from former national security adviser Michael Flynn and former Trump campaign aide Richard Gates.





After careful consideration, I believe President Donald Trump should be impeached for... **waves arms wildly in various directions** ...ALL OF THIS!! - Rex Huppke


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"Yesterday, the president gave us once again evidence that he does not know right from wrong. It's a very sad thing." - Speaker Nancy Pelosi


Rock The Voter News

Pence Visits Conversion Therapist For Routine Gay-Preventative Checkup - The Onion







According to Snopes, Kellyanne Conway's integrity is an urban legend
The independent federal agency that oversees compliance with the Hatch Act has recommended that President Donald Trump's top aide Kellyanne Conway be removed from her job after she repeatedly used her office for political purposes.





I can’t wait for George Conway’s pithy tweets about Hatch Act violations ! - Roland Scahill




Pro tip for anti-gay pastors: Stop saying you don't want homosexuality "rammed down your throats." It makes people giggle. - George Takei


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Business/Tech News

Kellyanne Conway To Leave White House Immediately And Begin New Job At Kremlin - Andy Borowitz





What A Mess Trump's Deals Have Made Across the Board
In May, prices for imported fuels and lubricants declined 1.0% after rising 1.7% percent in the prior month. Imported food prices dropped 0.8% last month after surging 2.7% in April. Excluding fuels and food, import prices slipped 0.2% in May after falling 0.3% in the prior month.



I'm not going to believe that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving as White House press secretary until she denies it herself. - James Poniewozik







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Notice how everyone is leaning to the left descending the stairs at Machu Picchu, Peru. I'd wear a parachute just to be safe.

Peace.


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