All Hat No Cattle

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

What it looks like on the model versus what it looks like when you try it on

Trump wants to do a 'phenomenal' trade deal with Britain
President Donald Trump wants a trade deal with the United Kingdom. Getting one will be exceedingly difficult.
A trade accord with the United States has been touted as a potential benefit of Britain leaving the European Union. Trump and Prime Minister Theresa May both emphasized the promise of an agreement during a joint press conference on Tuesday.

Trump has committed more criminal and unconstitutional conduct than any previous president in U.S. history. If they refuse to impeach him, members of Congress will violate their own oaths to “support and defend the Constitution.” - Max Boot

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Queen Orders Palace Staff To Count Silverware. - Andy Borowitz

Will It Take Effect Before Trump Returns To U.S. Soil?
The Senate cleared legislation on Monday night to block individuals who meddle in U.S. elections from being able to enter the United States.
The legislation, known as the Defending Elections from Threats by Establishing Redlines Act (DETER Act), easily passed the Senate by unanimous consent — a move that any one senator could have blocked.

Trump Urges Britain To Leave Europe And Become Part Of Russia. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Tells Charles It’s Pathetic To Still Be Prince At His Age. - Andy Borowitz

Paul Manafort Must Miss His Ostrich Skin Jacket
Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort will reportedly be transferred as early as this week to the Rikers Island jail complex in New York City, where he’ll likely face solitary confinement, The New York Times reported.
Manafort, 70, will likely be arraigned on new state fraud charges and will reportedly be held in solitary confinement for his own safety, Fox News reports. He could be moved as early as Thursday.

Periodic reminder that nothing draws attention to the wretched state of detention facility conditions quite like sending a few rich white guys to prison. - Zeddediah Springfield tweet

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Why are Americans sitting on their butts while the British take the streets to protest having a criminal in the White House?

It's OUR White House and OUR criminal laws that were broken. And it's OUR job and OUR duty to get rid of him. #ImpeachTrump - Mrs. Betty Bowers

FYI: In the above photo, that sign behind Tiffany's head (far right) says No Photographs

Queen Elizabeth Unnerved By Stephen Miller’s Requests To Sample Royal Baby - The Onion

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Trump Advises Queen To Put Her Name On Front Of Buckingham Palace

Business/Tech News

Trump considering firing Dow Jones Industrial Average. - Andy Borowitz

My God, Trump Wants To Jail Oil Pipeline Protesters For 20 Years
The Transportation Department’s Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration released a proposal Monday calling for Congress to expand a law that threatens fines and up to 20 years' prison time for "damaging or destroying" pipelines currently in operation.

Win or lose at least the Toronto Raptors know they have healthcare. - Conan O'Brien

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My Fundraiser Reached The Halfway Point!

Monday, June 3, 2019

Wishful thinking on my part

Queen Elizabeth gives Trump a first edition of Churchill's 'The Second World War'
Queen Elizabeth II gave President Trump an abridged first edition of Winston Churchill's "The Second World War" after the president arrived for his first state visit in the United Kingdom on Monday.

I love that Queen Elizabeth gave Trump a Winston Churchill book as a present. What is he supposed to do with that? Eat it? - Chelsea Handler

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

hey UK — would you like your visiting head of state to be a vulgar pig who insults your royal family and London's mayor, or would you prefer him to be a confused old duffer who complains that he can't get his favorite TV shows? what if I were to tell you that you could have both. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

I Was Hoping Some Brit Would Pull A Monty Python Type Joke
A teenager in Bishop's Stortford, a city outside of London, mowed the shape of a penis into a field along with the message "Oi Trump" in hopes that the U.S. president would see it on his flight into the U.K. this week.

Buckingham Palace Guards Impressed By First Lady’s Ability To Never Crack Smile - The Onion

I AM NOT SMARMY!

Who In The World Allowed Jared Kushner To Be Interviewed?
THANK YOU!
White House senior adviser Jared Kushner said in an interview that aired on HBO late Sunday that he doesn’t know if he would contact the FBI if contacted again by Russians seeking a meeting.

Jared Kushner is what happens when a straight pride parade becomes a real boy. - Marie Connor

Mick Mulvaney acknowledging moving the USS John McCain as “not unreasonable” is like defending a bully at recess. “He gets mad when he sees people who are stronger than him!” I mean, honestly these are grown ass men, hiding boats. - Cheñsea Handler

Republican Shenanigans

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the president is not above the law. - Hillary Clinton tweet

And Michelle Obama Didn't Have To Lift A Finger....
A former West Virginia official who was fired after calling former first lady Michelle Obama an "ape in heels" has been sentenced to 10 months in prison for fraud.

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It's hard to have a discussion, sometimes. Republicans say, "I don't like Democrats because of what the Republicans say they believe." And Democrats say, "I don't like the Republicans because of what they actually say." - Allen Marshall tweet

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This Is Kamala Harris' husband going after idiot protester. Good for him.

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus disappears babies into concentration camps and runs a fake charity and a scam college and then jets off for a weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago and then Franklin Graham explains why Jesus merits his own special day of prayer. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

Yesterday, Trump appeared at church for about 16 minutes wearing his golf outfit, cleats included.

Just What Jesus Would Do.

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Business/Tech News

What price did Republicans pay for impeaching Bill Clinton, repeated government shutdowns, lying about WMD, nominating Sarah Palin, blocking Merrick Garland, electing Donald Trump and allowing him to obstruct justice?

They run the government.

When will Democrats fight back?
- Keith Boykin

Forget Ethics. How Is This Legal?
Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao requested to hold “alarmingly inappropriate” meetings with members of her family—which runs an American shipping company—and Chinese government officials, an investigation by The New York Times shows.

Donald Trump: why be a national embarrassment when you can be an international one? - Middle Age Riot tweet

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ALMOST HALFWAY TO THE FUNDRAISING GOAL!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Friday, May 31, 2019

Trump Tariff Effect

Mexican president says country will 'overcome' Trump threats, urges national unity
Mexico's president said on Friday he would respond with "great prudence" to threats by his U.S. counterpart Donald Trump to impose tariffs on Mexican goods entering the United States, and called on Mexicans to unite to face the challenge.

Some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove far more costly than a wall. - Andy Borowitz

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31 years ago our president was in Russia.
Today, Russia is in our President. - John Fugelsang

Trump Wanted A Carriage Procession With The Queen.
Not Happening.
“It was US security who said ‘we can’t have our President riding through a foreign capital in a vehicle made out of leather and wood and built in the 19th century’.”
A huge security operation will be in place as President Trump arrives in the UK in June.

It’s pathetic to watch the reviews of Mueller as performance art. He issued a clarion call that we’ve been attacked — and continue to be under attack — by an enemy power and that POTUS is covering it all up rather than defending America. And people dissect his double negatives! - Laurence Tribe, Harvard Law

Republican Shenanigans

Tearful Meghan McCain Opens Up About Father’s Dying Wish That She Be Given Her Own Daytime Talk Show. - The Onion

Self-Censoring By The New York Times
On Sunday, May 19, New York Times finance editor David Enrich got a request from a producer at MSNBC to appear on Rachel Maddow’s show the following night...Enrich said yes, but after mentioning the planned appearance to the Times’s communications department, he was told he would have to retroactively decline.

Barr makes this clear today: he didn’t simply misinterpret Mueller, he overruled him- “WE DIDN’T AGREE WITH THE LEGAL ANALYSIS..IT DID NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE DEPARTMENT. IT WAS THE VIEWS OF PARTICULAR LAWYER OR LAWYERS, AND SO WE APPLIED WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT LAW.” - Jim Sciutto, CNN

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The current state of American politics right now is basically the story of Sisyphus with Trump as the boulder. - Marie Connor

Rock The Voter News

do you think Nancy may be stalling so that we can have impeachment DURING the campaign?
that would make him significantly weaker...- Florida Chris tweet

Who among us hasn't accidentally drawn a penis in the sky?
The Air Force denied a group of F-35 Joint Strike Fighters intentionally created contrails in the shape of a penis in the sky on Tuesday, according to Military.com.
Rather, officials said the shape was created accidentally by fighter jets simulating a dogfight as part of a training exercise.

I’m calling my uterus John McCain so Trump’s government keeps away from it. - Jenna Friedman

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Business/Tech News

While most agreed that a $15 maximum wage was appropriate for Congress, many felt that some members, like Devin Nunes, deserved far less. - Andy Borowitz