Monday, June 3, 2019

Wishful thinking on my part

Queen Elizabeth gives Trump a first edition of Churchill's 'The Second World War'
Queen Elizabeth II gave President Trump an abridged first edition of Winston Churchill's "The Second World War" after the president arrived for his first state visit in the United Kingdom on Monday.

I love that Queen Elizabeth gave Trump a Winston Churchill book as a present. What is he supposed to do with that? Eat it? - Chelsea Handler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

hey UK — would you like your visiting head of state to be a vulgar pig who insults your royal family and London's mayor, or would you prefer him to be a confused old duffer who complains that he can't get his favorite TV shows? what if I were to tell you that you could have both. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

I Was Hoping Some Brit Would Pull A Monty Python Type Joke
A teenager in Bishop's Stortford, a city outside of London, mowed the shape of a penis into a field along with the message "Oi Trump" in hopes that the U.S. president would see it on his flight into the U.K. this week.

Buckingham Palace Guards Impressed By First Lady’s Ability To Never Crack Smile - The Onion


Who In The World Allowed Jared Kushner To Be Interviewed? 
White House senior adviser Jared Kushner said in an interview that aired on HBO late Sunday that he doesn’t know if he would contact the FBI if contacted again by Russians seeking a meeting.

Jared Kushner is what happens when a straight pride parade becomes a real boy. - Marie Connor

Mick Mulvaney acknowledging moving the USS John McCain as “not unreasonable” is like defending a bully at recess. “He gets mad when he sees people who are stronger than him!” I mean, honestly these are grown ass men, hiding boats. - CheƱsea Handler

Republican Shenanigans

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the president is not above the law. - Hillary Clinton tweet

And Michelle Obama Didn't Have To Lift A Finger....
A former West Virginia official who was fired after calling former first lady Michelle Obama an "ape in heels" has been sentenced to 10 months in prison for fraud.


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It's hard to have a discussion, sometimes. Republicans say, "I don't like Democrats because of what the Republicans say they believe." And Democrats say, "I don't like the Republicans because of what they actually say." - Allen Marshall tweet

Rock The Voter News

This Is Kamala Harris' husband going after idiot protester. Good for him.

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus disappears babies into concentration camps and runs a fake charity and a scam college and then jets off for a weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago and then Franklin Graham explains why Jesus merits his own special day of prayer. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

Yesterday, Trump appeared at church for about 16 minutes wearing his golf outfit, cleats included. 
Just What Jesus Would Do.


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Business/Tech News

What price did Republicans pay for impeaching Bill Clinton, repeated government shutdowns, lying about WMD, nominating Sarah Palin, blocking Merrick Garland, electing Donald Trump and allowing him to obstruct justice?   
They run the government. 
When will Democrats fight back?
 - Keith Boykin

Forget Ethics. How Is This Legal?
Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao requested to hold “alarmingly inappropriate” meetings with members of her family—which runs an American shipping company—and Chinese government officials, an investigation by The New York Times shows. 

Donald Trump: why be a national embarrassment when you can be an international one? - Middle Age Riot tweet




Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

SpaceX Dragon Returning to Earth After Space Station Cargo Delivery. Amazing and beautiful.


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