Monday, May 27, 2019

Memorial Day 2019

‘The president’s insane’: Senior Trump official confides in insider account of White House
"A ‘former White House national security official says staffers were not sure the president had not been compromised’ by Russia.”


My father was in Patton's army, fought Battle of the Bulge, crawled thru Europe for 2 yrs, & when a French bakery refused him & his soldier buddy bread though their money was on the counter, they politely raised their guns & asked again. - Elayne Boosler





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump has the support of men whose children don't speak to them (Jon Voight), men who hit their wives (Rob Porter), men who call their wives "Mother" (Pence), pedophiles (Roy Moore), men who harass women (Bill O'Reilly) and a fussy butler from a 70s sit-com (Lindsey Graham) - Paul Rudnick






Trump Sure Knows How To Celebrate Memorial Day: Golf, Sumo Wrestling & BBQ
The optics and the rhetoric of President Trump's state visit to Japan aimed to show two allies at their closest in history, at the start of a new Japanese emperor's reign...On Sunday, he and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe shared a round of golf, attended a sumo wrestling match and had a barbecue dinner.
But on Monday, a joint press conference with the two leaders revealed the two countries struggling to manage differences over a raft of policy issues — in particular, bilateral trade, North Korea and Iran.



Queen Elizabeth Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Her From Meeting With Trump. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

If we don’t hold a criminal President accountable for his crimes now, do you really believe a criminal President will allow free and fair elections in 2020? - Tea Pain





Methinks Maggie Haberman May Be Gunning For Sarah Huckabee Sander's Job
In the New York Times piece by Maggie Haberman, titled “Hope Hicks Left the White House. Now She Must Decide Whether to Talk to Congress,” the White House correspondent described Hicks’s decision as “facing an existential question: whether to comply with a congressional subpoena in the coming weeks.”





Sarah Sanders won’t hold press briefings, but press still invites her on Sunday programs—that’ll show her!! - Eric Boehlert




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Trump retweets a video doctored to make Nancy Pelosi look stupid and there's no way to get even bc you can't doctor a video to make Trump look smart. - John Fugelsang


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Trump's Slurred Speech Tied To Low Battery In Putin's Remote. - Andy Borowitz



Wow. Kushner Gets Monster Loan From US Government! 
Kushner Cos. gets about $800 million in federally backed debt to buy apartments in Maryland and Virginia, the company’s biggest purchase in a decade







Can you imagine Bill Clinton saying he and Saddam Hussein are in agreement in their shared criticism of George Bush? A  President is using credibility of a dictator who tortured an American to death &  runs a prison camp country to help his campaign. So anti-American.  Disgrace. - Stuart Stevens


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Business/Tech News

Chase CEO Giving Commencement Speech Pledges To Double Whole Class’s Student Loan Debt - The Onion




Trump Loses 2 Lawsuits
President Trump took a beating in federal court last week, losing a pair of lawsuits aimed at hindering House Democrats' investigations into him and his administration.
The decisions indicated that Trump will ultimately lose the fights: Both judges in the subpoena cases issued their rulings swiftly and decisively, underscoring the weakness of Trump's legal arguments.


Aliens are going to be so deeply disappointed by us. - Molly Jong-Fast




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Arlington National Cemetery.

Peace.


Friday, May 24, 2019

That Nancy Pelosi...

Facebook refuses to delete fake Pelosi video spread by Trump supporters
Footage of House speaker deliberately slowed down to make her appear drunk or ill


I wonder what else Nancy Pelosi has up her sleeve -- other than the U.S. Constitution.


The difference between Pelosi and Trump:
They have to doctor videos of Pelosi to make her seem drunk. - The Hoarse Whisperer





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Poor Donald Trump. 
Nancy Pelosi isn't nearly as mean to him as history is going to be. - Middle Age Riot






If Assange Is Found Guilty, Pentagon Papers Style Reporting Will Be Illegal
The Dept. of Justice has just announced an additional 17 new charges against Julian Assange. A grand jury indicted the Wikileaks founder on felony violations of the Espionage Act, including conspiracy to receive national defense information.


Hey wanna hear something crazy?  It’s entirely possible to believe Julian Assange is a vile & loathsome narcissist AND oppose a precedent for this govt to go after publishers for publishing true information. - John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans

I just wish one reporter would ask,"Why are you such a lying, f-cking moron?" - Woman in the Moon tweet



Lone Texas Republican blocks disaster aid package on House floor
Communities still severely damaged by wildfires, flooding, hurricanes, lava flow and even typhoons have waited for this assistance.









I feel sick when I listen to the President talk. - Joyce Alene


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Rock The Voter News

Hillary taking a swipe at Bill Barr’s legal skills...
“As far as I'm concerned he missed a bunch of classes in law school.”



The Shining



I Hope No One Slipped Him Something In A Drink. I Put Nothing Past This GOP.
U.S. Representative Jerrold Nadler became woozy and appeared almost to faint during a press briefing on Friday with New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, but the congressman said soon after that he had been dehydrated and was now feeling better.



Still waiting for Trump to collude with America, even just one time. - Jeff Tiedrich




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Impeachment does not put Donald Trump in trial. 
Impeachment puts the whole Republican Party on trial. - driftglass tweet

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Muchas Gracias de Mexico
President Donald Trump’s trade war is wreaking havoc on many American farmers — but it turns out that Mexico is actually benefiting.


I had this horrible nightmare that they came out with honey almond butter M&Ms and the paramedics couldn't fit me into the ambulance. - John Fugelsang





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It's hard, hard work producing All Hat No Cattle.
I bet I put in more work hours than Trump!






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Anybody interested in a lot next to a gyrocopter airport? This isn't far from where I live. I love that tree but it is ready to fall.

Best Wishes for a Peaceful Weekend.


Thursday, May 23, 2019

Impeachment or the 25th Amendment?

Pelosi tells colleagues Trump is 'villainous' — and he wants to be impeached
The House speaker's message to Democrats came as vocal support for impeachment rose among lawmakers in the caucus.


I pray for the President of the United States. I wish that his family or his administration or his staff would have an intervention for the good of the country. - Nancy Pelosi






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It's heartbreaking that a sixth child has died in detention. It's outrageous that we're only learning about it eight months after the fact. - Hillary Clinton


Good. Someone Should Hold Police Responsible.
USA TODAY is leading a national effort to obtain and publish disciplinary and misconduct records for thousands of police officers.





I've read the intelligence. I attended yesterday’s briefing. The latest crisis with Iran didn't come out of thin air—it is a direct result of this president's actions. - Elizabeth Warren


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Any agreement to silence Pelosi could face constitutional hurdles, since one of Pelosi’s principal duties as Speaker is to speak. - Andy Borowitz


Another Indictment!
The investigations into President Donald Trump and campaign chair Paul Manafort have yielded another indictment for serious financial crimes, according to the DOJ.





We can take George Conway’s criticism of the Trump administration seriously once George starts criticizing Kellyanne Conway’s insane public statements on behalf of the Trump administration. - Roland Scahill


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Pelosi ransacked the Oval Office for the nuclear codes until she finally located them in a desk drawer under a pile of empty Quarter Pounder containers from McDonald’s. - Andy Borowitz


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It’s 2019 and yet some in the media still a woman earning money as a bigger scandal than a man stealing it. - The Hoarse Whisperer tweet




Mnuchin Axes Harriet Tubman $20 Bill
The U.S. Treasury will not introduce a redesigned $20 bill picturing escaped slave and abolitionist Harriet Tubman next year as planned, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said on Wednesday.





Robert Costa: "Do you think [Trump] should have served in Vietnam?" 
Pete Buttigieg: "Well, I have a pretty dim view of his decision to use his privileged status to fake a disability in order to avoid serving in Vietnam."

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Business/Tech News

“I can’t f-cking believe he hasn’t been impeached yet.” — Nixon in Hell


The Fart Of The Deal
China, the world’s biggest soybean importer, almost tripled purchases from Russia amid a trade dispute with the U.S., the biggest producer.
Russia sold about 850,000 metric tons of soybeans to China from the start of the 12-month season in July through mid-May, according to Russia’s agriculture agency Rosselkhoznadzor. That’s more than during any season before and compares with about 340,000 tons sold during all of the previous period, Chinese customs data show.





FUN FACT: Richard Nixon's approval ratin' was at 48% the day the Watergate hearings started.  After 8 months of hearings, it was 24%.   
FUNNER FACT: Donald Trump's approval ratin' is currently 38%. - Tea Pain tweet





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This is Fisheating Creek, Florida. It is a beautiful and mysterious Cypress swamp filled with fish, birds, and gators. The last time I was there was in 1967. I stepped on a Cypress knee wading through the water and limped for weeks. Good times!

Peace.