Friday, May 17, 2019

Today's special is...

Michael Flynn told Mueller's team White House, congressional officials tried to influence his cooperation
Former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn told the special counsel's office that people connected to the Trump administration and Congress sought to influence his cooperation with the Russia investigation, and he provided a voicemail recording of one such communication, prosecutors said in a court filing made public Thursday.


FYI: Barack Obama personally warned Donald Trump not to hire Flynn. So did Sally Yates and James Comey and probably the chef who makes him hamberders.

I can just hear Sarah Slanders: "We're aware of that report, we don't really put much stock in a false accusation by an admitted liar." - Suave Hellion tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him - The Onion




We have to affirm that torture, physical and psychological, is wrong and will not be tolerated—whether it happens in a prison in Syria or in a cage on our southern border. - Hillary Clinton


I Wonder How Long It Will Be Before Trump Attacks Biden's Dead Son
Former Vice President Joe Biden, who is leading the pack of 2020 Democratic presidential candidates, has been buoyed by a message that he is the candidate best able to defeat President Donald Trump in a general election, and a new poll lends additional weight to that assumption.





Never forget, Trump fired Flynn for lying 2 weeks after Trump fired Sally Yates for telling the truth. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans

Americans would feel safer if huge caravan of angry white men left the country. - Andy Borowitz



I Wonder If Republican Rep. Jim Jordan Knew
Investigators say at least 177 male students were sexually abused by an Ohio State team doctor who died in 2005. The report concludes personnel had knowledge of complaints and concerns about the doctor's conduct as early as 1979.










Excited for Alabama to become the first all-male state in America. - Rex Huppke

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Rock The Voter News

One of my Republican colleagues admitted this week that Leader McConnell is blocking all legislation aimed at securing elections.
Foreign adversaries are already gearing up to target our next elections. This is an absurd level of irresponsibility - the time to get ready is now. - Kamala Harris




New Jersey Is Busy With New Trump Investigation
New Jersey’s attorney general is investigating an effort to raise money for President Donald Trump’s inauguration involving two current U.S. ambassadors.





Trump’s immigration plan seems designed to keep his relatives out.  
“Must be highly skilled” 
His mother was a maid with little education. Melania took her clothes off. 
“Must obey law” 
Melania worked in US illegally.  
“No relatives” 
The only way Melania’s parents got in. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





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Hard to believe the guy who conned people into electing him on the promise that Mexico would pay for a wall is now getting away with telling people China is paying the tariffs that we're paying for.  - Rex Huppke


Business/Tech News





Walmart Expands Headquarters To Attract Talent
Walmart on Friday revealed details for an expansive new headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas — referred to as the home office — as the retailer seeks to attract top talent in a technology-driven world.
For the first time, Walmart is sharing renderings that it says have a "very different look and feel" from its present home on the corner of S.W. 8th Street and Walton Boulevard. The sprawling campus will sit on more than 300 acres, and is expected to feature an array of amenities for employees.


Pence Vows to Carry On Grumpy Cat's Legacy - Andy Borowitz







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I'm mulling adding a covered front porch/veranda before I finish the roof edging. 


Here are a couple of ideas I liked.



What do you think? Any other ideas?
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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Spoonbills spooning in Spring.

Peace.


Thursday, May 16, 2019

'Did you bring your handcuffs?' Attorney General Barr asks Speaker Pelosi

'Did you bring your handcuffs?' Attorney General Barr asks Speaker Pelosi
As the showdown between congressional Democrats and the Trump administration drags on, Attorney General William Barr and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi crossed paths at the U.S. Capitol for a few memorable moments on Wednesday, when Barr attempted to score a few political points at Pelosi's expense.

At the end of the story, Foxy Loxy cons Chicken Little and ends up eating him.

Totally hypothetical question: should a President go to prison if he has paid for an abortion? - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Maybe the only good thing that happened this week was a growing realization that the war on women, voter suppression and mass incarceration all feed off each other. 
The problem is conservatives figured this out 40+ years ago. - LOLGOP





Trump Can't Fire This Critic
As the Trump administration draws up war plans against Iran over what it says are threats to US troops and interests, a senior British military official told reporters at the Pentagon on Tuesday that he saw no increased risk from Iran or allied militias in Iraq or Syria.


Only in America could abortions get banned faster than assault rifles. - George Takei





Republican Shenanigans

Woman Walking Alone At Night Picks Up Pace After Spotting Truck Full Of Alabama Lawmakers Slowly Following Her - The Onion





Farmers Got Screwed By Trump, Again. Not By China But By Bad Brazilian Bros!
The Trump administration has forked over more than $62 million — taxpayer cash that was supposed to be earmarked for struggling American farmers — to a massive meatpacking company owned by a couple of corrupt Brazilian brothers.


“There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women." -  Madeleine Albright




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I think Christian moms who abort their 14-year-old LGBT kids from their homes should go to prison for 99 years. - Ally Maynard tweet





Rock The Voter News

Grateful to Planned Parenthood for continuing to provide essential services in Alabama and elsewhere while helping to fight the state legislative bans on women’s human and constitutional rights. - Hillary Clinton tweet




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This is what for-profit healthcare looks like:
Every year in America, lack of insurance causes 45 000 deaths and 646 000 bankruptcies. Meanwhile, healthcare CEOs celebrate their record-breaking salaries.
No other developed country on Earth allows this. -
Tuxedo Mask tweet






Business/Tech News

Pfizer Denies Encouraging Drug Abuse By Packaging Fentanyl With Cooking Spoon, Lighter - The Onion






Grifters Gonna Grift
As President Donald Trump resists Democrats' efforts to examine his business and tax records, a new personal financial disclosure report filed with the federal Office of Government Ethics and released Thursday shows how the president has continued raking in a steady stream of revenue from his global businesses since taking office.


Cutting back on my meat intake because what if God turns out to be a gigantic condescending vegan? - Conan O'Brien





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I love my do-it-yourself projects. Thank you for helping!




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Bow Lake is in western Alberta, Canada. I love that beautiful wood canoe.

Peace.


Wednesday, May 15, 2019

U.S. abortion rights activists vow to challenge landmark Alabama ban

U.S. abortion rights activists vow to challenge landmark Alabama ban
U.S. abortion-rights activists vowed on Wednesday to challenge an Alabama bill that would ban abortions, even in cases of rape and incest, the latest attempt by conservatives to reverse a 1973 Supreme Court ruling establishing a woman's right to it.

Women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the f*cking ground today and I don't know how they do it. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Abortion isn't just legal in Israel, it's free. So all the anti-abortion #maga  ppl praising Alabama & trying to kill #RoeVWade will probably start demanding we end all US aid to Israel, am I right? - John Fugelsang


Trump Carries On The Bush Tradition Of Messing Up The Middle East
The U.S. military put its forces in Iraq on high alert and the State Department ordered all non-emergency employees Wednesday to leave the country immediately amid escalating tensions with Iran. It comes as some U.S. allies have expressed skepticism about the Trump administration’s claims that Iran poses a growing threat. 





Not only are we getting more ignorant as a nation, we are getting prouder about it. - Kenneth Bailey tweet

Republican Shenanigans





Evangelicals will protect the sanctity of life, regardless of how many women or doctors they have to execute. - Tea Pain tweet


So Many Conspiracies Theories Out There
Senior FBI officials were concerned then director James Comey would appear to be blackmailing then President-elect Trump – using tactics notoriously associated with J.Edgar Hoover – when he attended a fateful Jan. 6, 2017, meeting at which he informed the real estate magnate about allegations he had consorted with prostitutes in Moscow, according to Jim Baker, the bureau’s chief counsel at the time.




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Rock The Voter News

Kinda weird that all the pro-life movement does is kill women. - Kashana tweet







Surprise! Surprise!
In the president's first year in office, formal complaints that staffers were violating an 80-year-old law prohibiting them from political activity jumped.







Alabama rapists thank the state GOP for finally giving every one of them the option to pick the mother of their next child.   - John Fugelsang




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Taliban Denounces Alabama Senate as Too Extreme - Andy Borowitz





Business/Tech News

PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama - The Onion





Boeing Knew And Did Nothing
Just months before a second deadly crash of a Boeing 737 Max airplane, American Airlines pilots angrily confronted a Boeing official about a computerized anti-stall system that preliminary reports have now implicated in both deadly wrecks, audio obtained by CBS News reveals.




Maybe if we start calling it Unborn Baby Earth instead of Mother Earth republicans will be more concerned with its well-being. - OhNoSheTwint




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Here are some octopus eggs. I had no idea they looked like that.

Peace.