Friday, May 17, 2019

Today's special is...

Michael Flynn told Mueller's team White House, congressional officials tried to influence his cooperation
Former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn told the special counsel's office that people connected to the Trump administration and Congress sought to influence his cooperation with the Russia investigation, and he provided a voicemail recording of one such communication, prosecutors said in a court filing made public Thursday.

FYI: Barack Obama personally warned Donald Trump not to hire Flynn. So did Sally Yates and James Comey and probably the chef who makes him hamberders.

I can just hear Sarah Slanders: "We're aware of that report, we don't really put much stock in a false accusation by an admitted liar." - Suave Hellion tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him - The Onion

We have to affirm that torture, physical and psychological, is wrong and will not be tolerated—whether it happens in a prison in Syria or in a cage on our southern border. - Hillary Clinton

I Wonder How Long It Will Be Before Trump Attacks Biden's Dead Son
Former Vice President Joe Biden, who is leading the pack of 2020 Democratic presidential candidates, has been buoyed by a message that he is the candidate best able to defeat President Donald Trump in a general election, and a new poll lends additional weight to that assumption.

Never forget, Trump fired Flynn for lying 2 weeks after Trump fired Sally Yates for telling the truth. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Americans would feel safer if huge caravan of angry white men left the country. - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder If Republican Rep. Jim Jordan Knew
Investigators say at least 177 male students were sexually abused by an Ohio State team doctor who died in 2005. The report concludes personnel had knowledge of complaints and concerns about the doctor's conduct as early as 1979.

Excited for Alabama to become the first all-male state in America. - Rex Huppke


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Rock The Voter News

One of my Republican colleagues admitted this week that Leader McConnell is blocking all legislation aimed at securing elections.
Foreign adversaries are already gearing up to target our next elections. This is an absurd level of irresponsibility - the time to get ready is now. - Kamala Harris

New Jersey Is Busy With New Trump Investigation
New Jersey’s attorney general is investigating an effort to raise money for President Donald Trump’s inauguration involving two current U.S. ambassadors.

Trump’s immigration plan seems designed to keep his relatives out.  
“Must be highly skilled” 
His mother was a maid with little education. Melania took her clothes off. 
“Must obey law” 
Melania worked in US illegally.  
“No relatives” 
The only way Melania’s parents got in. - Mrs. Betty Bowers


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Hard to believe the guy who conned people into electing him on the promise that Mexico would pay for a wall is now getting away with telling people China is paying the tariffs that we're paying for.  - Rex Huppke

Business/Tech News

Walmart Expands Headquarters To Attract Talent
Walmart on Friday revealed details for an expansive new headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas — referred to as the home office — as the retailer seeks to attract top talent in a technology-driven world.
For the first time, Walmart is sharing renderings that it says have a "very different look and feel" from its present home on the corner of S.W. 8th Street and Walton Boulevard. The sprawling campus will sit on more than 300 acres, and is expected to feature an array of amenities for employees.

Pence Vows to Carry On Grumpy Cat's Legacy - Andy Borowitz



I'm mulling adding a covered front porch/veranda before I finish the roof edging. 

Here are a couple of ideas I liked.

What do you think? Any other ideas?

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Spoonbills spooning in Spring.


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