Thursday, May 9, 2019

‘Mass purge’: Sarah Sanders implements new standard that disqualifies ‘almost the entire White House press corps’

‘Mass purge’: Sarah Sanders implements new standard that disqualifies ‘almost the entire White House press corps’
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has quietly implemented a new standard that has resulted in what one journalist calls “a mass purge” of “almost the entire White House press corps.”


You just know Sarah Sanders is loving purging people who ask her hard questions.

Trump’s White House just revoked the press pass I’ve had for 21 years as part of its broader crackdown on journalists’ access. - Dana Milbank




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I still can't get over the fact that our President and his son-in-law are "good friends" and still do business with a man who had a journalist murdered and cut up with a bone saw.  Every now and again I remember and I break down and cry. - Bette Midler





Trump's Former Fixer Trashes Mitt Romney's Niece
In a secretly recorded tape, Michael Cohen called RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel "one of the worst human beings" and says "Don't let that Mormon nonsense fool you."





This Is Where We're At Folks, The Redneck Riviera
Trump asks Florida rally crowd: "How do you stop these people" from crossing the border?
"Shoot them!" a rally attendee shouts out.
Trump: "That's only in the panhandle you can get away with that stuff. Only in the panhandle."



Republican Shenanigans

Invoking your executive privilege after publication is akin to invoking your virginity after pregnancy. - Mrs. Betty Bowers








Nudes, Money & Roger Stone. Eww.
Roger Stone is under the gun and under-funded for his legal defense -- so, ironically, he's ripped a page out of Stormy Daniels' playbook -- making big money at a Virginia strip club.










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”He’s the president of the United States. You have to respect the office.” - Tiger Woods, asked about Trump's immigration policies.

”He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.” - The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I need to sound off about Tiger Woods, who is the greatest golfer in history, bar none. He was also one of the greatest cheaters in history, not at golf but at marriage. We know his back injury was not from golf. So now Tiger tells us to respect the office of the presidency, yet I saw no respect from Tiger towards the lives of the 100+ women with whom he had affairs. He has also done zip for society outside the 19th hole.

Tiger & Trump: Birds of a feather flock together.





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When a man says "Actually, erectile dysfunction is a medical condition. Pregnancy isn't." that's called dicktating. - OhNoSheTwint





Rock The Voter News

While Hillbilly Hitler insulates himself inside his slack-jawed hate rallies, the wheels of justice turn.

As the pig führer squeals, bloviates & whips up his toothless base, our stomachs churn.

But do not fear.

The integrity, compassion & honor for which we yearn will return. - The USA Singers tweet





These Clowns Can't Even Spell
Many members of the 2018 World Series champion Boston Red Sox are slated to visit the White House on Thursday — but it looks like President Donald Trump’s publicity team didn’t bother to look up how the franchise’s name is spelled.


Republicans willing to do absolutely anything to stop abortion, except anything that actually reduces abortions. - LOLGOP

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Business/Tech News

One afternoon and evening in 2019.
A shooting at a middle school.
An evangelical sex and blackmail scandal.
A stock market crash.
Confirmation that Donald Trump was the least competent real estate developer of the 1980s. - David Frum tweet



Trump Jr. Whine Tweets As Well As His Father
Donald Trump, Jr. attacked a Republican Senator on his father’s favorite social media platform as GOP infighting grows after the Senate Judiciary Committee subpoenaed the first son.



Kim Jong-Un Now Understands Why Trump Didn’t Pay For Lunch. - Andy Borowitz





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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
A Yosemite National Park warning sign in 1915. People still haven't learned.

Peace.


Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Power outage

I've been incommunicado since 10am. Repair work was being done. I really hate when that happens.

So I decided to make the best of it. I ran errands, did some grocery shopping, bought a wardrobe closet at 1/2 price and a friend is doing an estimate on finishing the roof edging as I type this.

Best of all my pupper Luna is recovering beautifully.

When I returned online I was hoping that Trump resigned or was arrested. I can dream, can't I?

I did see that Barr is being held in contempt by the House. Go House Go! These Trump clowns are making it easy for the House to hold them accountable. It's as though they want to be locked up. Freud would have a field day with these dolts.

I will return tomorrow. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.




Oh, and here are some Dominican nuns playing bumper cars.


Peace.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

What happens to subpoena rejectors?


Don McGahn won't comply with House Democrats' subpoena
Former White House Counsel Don McGahn will not comply with a congressional subpoena for documents related to special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation, after the White House instructed him not to abide by House Democrats' demands.


Trump says Mueller called him and said he's the most innocent person ever. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Today in review: Abortion is murder but the murder of a black woman in police custody is not murder and the murder of a blindfolded Iraqi by a US soldier is not murder. - OhNoSheTwint


The Tea Party Rapture Believer Cancelled A Visit To Germany
U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo abruptly cancelled a planned visit to Berlin Tuesday citing "pressing issues."
Pompeo was due to meet Foreign Minister Heiko Maas in the German capital on Tuesday afternoon followed by a summit with Chancellor Angela Merkel




Kremlin names Trump Employee-of-the-month - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans






Mitch McConnell Says It's Time to Move on From Mueller Report And Get Back to Benghazi. - Andy Borowitz






IMHO, The Only Good Thing About Meghan McCain Was Her Father





White women who support Trump ignore the sexism so they can enjoy the racism. - Middle Age Riot





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"Trump is goading us to impeach him. That’s what he’s doing. Every single day, he’s taunting and taunting and taunting," - Nancy Pelosi


Rock The Voter News






Can’t believe it’s been a year since Melania rolled out her tone deaf and completely incompetent program that does God knows what... I think it would #BeBest for her to just read Becoming by Michelle Obama and call it a day... - Cyrus McQueen


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Business/Tech News

Not only did Prince Harry watch his wife give birth, it’s probably the first time he’s seen a royal family member perform labor of any kind. - The Daily Show tweet





What Has Happened to My Favorite News Channel?
A CNN article caused controversy this week for asking “how black will the royal baby be?” Former CNN anchor Soledad O’Brien argued that the article indicates that there is a lack of people of color at the network.


Experts say a whale that has been harassing Norwegian ships was likely trained by Russia. I feel for the Norwegians. We too have been harassed by a 2-ton whale trained by Russia. - Chelsea Handler





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 Luna Update:
I found Luna's bandage next to my bed this morning.

My friend made a little black bootie for Luna to help keep on the bandage. it works!







Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
An old rusted lantern makes a great bird's nest.

Peace.