Tuesday, April 30, 2019

White House to seek billions of dollars in new funds for border crisis

White House to seek billions of dollars in new funds for border crisis
The White House is expected to soon ask Congress for billions of dollars in emergency funding to deal with the humanitarian crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border, according to multiple sources, although none of these funds will be used for a border wall.

If Mike Pence was actually a Christian he’d be at the border embracing and welcoming migrants.  
Instead he calls them “illegals” while literally supporting a man who ripped off US vets w/an online scam. - John Fugelsang




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Wild-Eyed Marco Rubio Embarks In Rowboat To Help Venezuela Coup Effort . - The Onion





FYI: We Can Thank George W. Bush For Erik Prince
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) said Tuesday he would make a criminal referral to the Justice Department for Erik Prince based on “strong evidence” that the Trump ally lied to Congress in 2017.
Schiff also said he believes Prince, the billionaire founder of a military contracting firm, misled the House Intelligence Committee by denying he was attempting to establish a back channel between Russia and Trump during the president’s transition.


Holy Guacamole!  Trump's campaign is now callin' Trump a "savior" sent by God.  In their Gospel, Jesus cancels his crucifixion due to bone spurs. - Tea Pain




Republican Shenanigans

Jacob Wohl & Jack Burkman, like Trump & Jared, prove that sometimes the stupid is stronger than the sinister.   I call them "Dim Shady."- John Fugelsang





Trump reminds you he's pro-life for women but pro-choice for mistresses. - John Fugelsang


Trump Is Suing Everyone!
President Donald Trump and his family are suing Deutsche Bank and Capital One to block subpoenas issued by House Democrats seeking Trump’s financial records.
In the federal lawsuit filed Monday in New York, Trump’s lawyers argued that the subpoenas serve “no legitimate or lawful purpose.”





If Joe Biden & Anita Hill both agree he owes her an apology, fantastic. I hope they work things out between them. 
You know who REALLY owes Anita Hill an apology? 
ClarencefuckingThomas. 
Why is the actual abuser getting a pass in all this? STILL getting a pass? - John Asher tweet

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Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars An Hour For Congress - Andy Borowitz


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Rod Rosenstein resigning effective 5/11. A recent exchange I had with him: 
Me: You quoted Donald Trump on respecting the rule of law. Seriously? 
RR: It was a good quote. 
Me: Do you think he believed it? 
RR: [Pause] 
Me: Do you? 
RR: Those were good words. - David Corn, Mother Jones


Rosenstein May Be Called Before The House
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is resigning, but Democrats are already talking about calling him to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.
Rep. Karen Bass (D-CA) said on MSNBC’s The Beat With Ari Melber, “Well, it’s very interesting. I think that he was very disappointing, especially the way that he handled things at the end with Barr standing behind him as he had the press conference. So it will be interesting to see whether he comes before our committee and what he has to say now that he will not be an employee of the Department of Justice.”


Rod Rosenstein is the colonel from Bridge on the River Kwai, only without the bridge. - David Frum



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"Rosenstein said that he didn’t want to go out with a tweet, so instead he went out with a love letter to Trump". ~Harold Goodman




In the last 18 years Republicans have voted 9 times in favor of raising their own salary. Raising it a total of $99,000 
In that same time they’ve also voted 14 times against raising minimum wage and attempted 71 times to take away people’s healthcare. 

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I like when politicians give tax cuts to corps that sent US jobs overseas, then say high taxes are driving the jobs away. - John Fugelsang


How To Overturn An Order by James Mattis
Former Defense Secretary James Mattis declined to carry out orders from President Trump or otherwise limited his options in various attempts to prevent tensions with North Korea, Iran and Syria from escalating, The New Yorker reported Monday, the latest account of Trump’s own officials trying to check his worst instincts.
"The president thinks out loud. Do you treat it like an order? Or do you treat it as part of a longer conversation? We treated it as part of a longer conversation,"





Unbeatable ‘Jeopardy!’ Champ Says Key To Success Is Threatening Other Contestants With Nail-Studded Baseball Bat During Commercials. - The Onion





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It is 102° in my kitchen. This is abnormal heat that has been going on for 3 days. The locals are hot and worried! Me, too. I don't want to die!! An air conditioner moved to the top of my wish list.




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Rover tracks on Mars. I bet it's cooler there.

Peace.


Monday, April 29, 2019

Trump accuses New York attorney general of illegally investigating NRA

Trump accuses New York attorney general of illegally investigating NRA
President Donald Trump on Monday accused the New York attorney general's office of illegally investigating the National Rifle Association and called on the group, which has been roiled by a leadership fight, to "get its act together quickly."


What could the New York Attorney General do if she found wrongdoing in the NRA? 
She could seek to remove the board, she could force it to pay back funds improperly obtained
In an extreme case she could even force them to dissolve or cease operations. - Tim Mak, NPR






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Welcome to America 
where our president assures you he wasn't defending white supremacists  
he was merely defending people who defend monuments to white supremacy. - John Fugelsang





Trump Is Treading In Dangerous Waters
American naval vessels transited through the Taiwan Strait for the seventh time since July, highlighting the U.S.’s strategic rivalry with China as Taiwanese presidential hopeful and Foxconn founder Terry Gou called for the island to adopt high-tech defense mechanisms...


The president of the United States is advising the NRA on how to avoid a state investigation. It’s the weekend after more mass shootings, and he’s kissing that ass while trashing New York and the American legal system. Happy Monday! - Adam Parkhomenko





Republican Shenanigans

It just stuns me to no end that millions of stupid f*cks think this moron is the answer. - Jeff Tiedrich





Uh Oh. Trump Insults Fox News Friend
Fox News senior judicial analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano has responded to President Trump’s weekend Twitter broadside against him, expressing some surprise to Fox Business anchor Maria Bartiromo.
“This is the way you treat your friends? How do you treat your enemies?” the judge said while opening up the segment on Monday morning. ...


Trump says he's a "student of history." Really? Prove it! Show us your grades! - Bette Midler



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The third Article of Impeachment against Richard Nixon charged him with failing "without lawful cause or excuse to produce papers and things as directed by duly authorized subpoenas issued by the Committee on the Judiciary of the House of Representatives." - Bill Kristol


Hillary Granted My Wish!
Hillary Clinton is featured in a new video reading aloud excerpts of a redacted version of special counsel Robert Mueller's report, including a line in the report that quotes President Donald Trump bemoaning the appointment of Mueller.




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Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden should run together. I’d love to see America with mandatory 4PM naps. - Conan O'Brien


Finally, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Dresses Appropriately In Prison Stripes
Her knees look like eyes.



To Impeach Or Not To Impeach, That Is The Question. I Say GO FOR IT!
Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-La.), a member of the House Judiciary Committee, said Sunday that Democrats should consider bringing impeachment proceedings against President Trump.
Richmond, appearing on CBS's "Face the Nation," also called for Trump to testify under oath.
“I think it’s the best way to get all of the facts out," Richmond said.





16.9% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Who do you think they voted for? - Hoodlum tweet





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Oliver North, because when I feel that Wayne LaPierre isn't corrupt enough to lead the NRA, I turn to the deranged ideologue who secretly sold weapons to Iran and went to prison for obstructing justice and is somehow now a hero to the moronic hordes who worship guns and hate Iran. - Jeff Tiedrich





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I don't get it.  The tech Godzillas have all the algorithms in the world to get us to buy shit, so why can't they keep hate speech off the internet?  Those video games are no help either.  Fuckers sit around in diapers shooting & shooting, because if they leave, their team loses - Bette Midler





Good News! 55% Of Americans Aren't Insane!
55% of Americans say they definitely would not consider voting for Pres. Trump in 2020, new ABC News/WaPo poll finds.


“Go to your synagogue. We need to fill up those rooms. We need to show them that terrorism will not prevail,” Rabbi Yisroel Goldstein said outside of Chabad of Poway, urging even the Jews who haven’t been to synagogue in a long while to show up this weekend in solidarity.





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Finish My Casita Fundraiser
If you can afford a dollar or two it would greatly help.
I love my little cabin. I need to finish the roof fascia and gutters. Kitchen cabinets would be nice. See that pole leaning next to my front door? It was a rake, may it rest in peace.





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A leopard just chillin'.

Peace.


Friday, April 26, 2019

House Oversight Dem threatens jail for Trump officials who don't comply with subpoenas

House Oversight Dem threatens jail for Trump officials who don't comply with subpoenas
Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.), a member of the House Oversight Committee, on Thursday warned that the investigative body “will use any and all power in our command” – including incarceration – should White House officials refuse to comply with congressional subpoenas to testify as the panel ramps up its wide-ranging investigation into the Trump administration.


We are either a nation that believes no one is above the law, or we aren't. It's that simple. - Jenny M Colón tweet




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Getting rid of confederate monuments erases American history that's why Germany has all those Hitler statues. - OhNoSheTwint


Twitter CEO Appears To Be Afraid of Trump & Nazis
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey reportedly called Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) to defend the platform's decision to keep up a tweet from President Trump that the congresswoman said resulted in a surge in death threats.





I see that the day after the Saudis crucified someone ( after torturing him )the top Wall Street CEOs were in Riyadh for a conference organised by the Saudi government. 
The Book of Timothy: " The love of money is the root of all evil  
Disgusting people...  -John Cleese


Republican Shenanigans





Melania Trump turns 49 today or as her husband calls it “ew.” - OhNoSheTwint


Trump Whips Up His Nazi Base
President Trump on Friday defended his comments in the aftermath of the 2017 white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Va., in which he said there was "blame on both sides” for violence that led to the death of a counterprotester.





Mike Pence won’t commit to refusing Russian help in the next election.

Brad Parscale, now Trump’s campaign manager, denied the Russians even helped last time.

Trump’s GOP doesn’t consider making use of help from a foreign enemy to be collusion; to them it’s just good politics. - Rep. Adam Schiff

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Trump trying to prove his Charlottesville comments were not racist by praising Robert E. Lee merely proves that every ignorant racist is ignorant that he's racist. - John Fugelsang


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Kansas Is Pro-Choice. Wow.
The Kansas Supreme Court ruled on Friday that the state’s constitution protects a woman’s right to an abortion and upheld an injunction blocking a state law that would have banned a common second trimester abortion procedure.






I'm not going to tell you my #1 choice for the Democratic party nomination but I will tell you that I'd happily settle for my 20th choice. - John Fugelsang





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Karmic justice for years of birtherism and endless Benghazi hearings would be 12 months of daily televised impeachment hearings.  Sound about right? - Tea Pain






Facebook Can't Seem To Solve Its Privacy Issues
Facebook expects to pay up to $5 billion over Cambridge Analytica scandal.
Facebook's costs jumped by $3 billion in the first three months of the year as the company deals with an ongoing Federal Trade Commission investigation into the social network's privacy practices.



This year, the White House Press Correspondents Dinner will be hosted by Ron Chernow. SCROTUS will skip it again, 3rd year in a row, because if there's anything SCROTUS fears more than a smart comic, it's a presidential historian. - Elayne Boosler





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After such an ugly week, here is a Mama swan and her babies.

Peace.