Tuesday, April 30, 2019

White House to seek billions of dollars in new funds for border crisis

White House to seek billions of dollars in new funds for border crisis
The White House is expected to soon ask Congress for billions of dollars in emergency funding to deal with the humanitarian crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border, according to multiple sources, although none of these funds will be used for a border wall.

If Mike Pence was actually a Christian he’d be at the border embracing and welcoming migrants.  
Instead he calls them “illegals” while literally supporting a man who ripped off US vets w/an online scam. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Wild-Eyed Marco Rubio Embarks In Rowboat To Help Venezuela Coup Effort . - The Onion

FYI: We Can Thank George W. Bush For Erik Prince
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) said Tuesday he would make a criminal referral to the Justice Department for Erik Prince based on “strong evidence” that the Trump ally lied to Congress in 2017.
Schiff also said he believes Prince, the billionaire founder of a military contracting firm, misled the House Intelligence Committee by denying he was attempting to establish a back channel between Russia and Trump during the president’s transition.

Holy Guacamole!  Trump's campaign is now callin' Trump a "savior" sent by God.  In their Gospel, Jesus cancels his crucifixion due to bone spurs. - Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

Jacob Wohl & Jack Burkman, like Trump & Jared, prove that sometimes the stupid is stronger than the sinister.   I call them "Dim Shady."- John Fugelsang

Trump reminds you he's pro-life for women but pro-choice for mistresses. - John Fugelsang

Trump Is Suing Everyone!
President Donald Trump and his family are suing Deutsche Bank and Capital One to block subpoenas issued by House Democrats seeking Trump’s financial records.
In the federal lawsuit filed Monday in New York, Trump’s lawyers argued that the subpoenas serve “no legitimate or lawful purpose.”

If Joe Biden & Anita Hill both agree he owes her an apology, fantastic. I hope they work things out between them. 
You know who REALLY owes Anita Hill an apology? 
Why is the actual abuser getting a pass in all this? STILL getting a pass? - John Asher tweet


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Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars An Hour For Congress - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Rod Rosenstein resigning effective 5/11. A recent exchange I had with him: 
Me: You quoted Donald Trump on respecting the rule of law. Seriously? 
RR: It was a good quote. 
Me: Do you think he believed it? 
RR: [Pause] 
Me: Do you? 
RR: Those were good words. - David Corn, Mother Jones

Rosenstein May Be Called Before The House
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is resigning, but Democrats are already talking about calling him to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.
Rep. Karen Bass (D-CA) said on MSNBC’s The Beat With Ari Melber, “Well, it’s very interesting. I think that he was very disappointing, especially the way that he handled things at the end with Barr standing behind him as he had the press conference. So it will be interesting to see whether he comes before our committee and what he has to say now that he will not be an employee of the Department of Justice.”

Rod Rosenstein is the colonel from Bridge on the River Kwai, only without the bridge. - David Frum


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"Rosenstein said that he didn’t want to go out with a tweet, so instead he went out with a love letter to Trump". ~Harold Goodman

In the last 18 years Republicans have voted 9 times in favor of raising their own salary. Raising it a total of $99,000 
In that same time they’ve also voted 14 times against raising minimum wage and attempted 71 times to take away people’s healthcare. 

Business/Tech News

I like when politicians give tax cuts to corps that sent US jobs overseas, then say high taxes are driving the jobs away. - John Fugelsang

How To Overturn An Order by James Mattis
Former Defense Secretary James Mattis declined to carry out orders from President Trump or otherwise limited his options in various attempts to prevent tensions with North Korea, Iran and Syria from escalating, The New Yorker reported Monday, the latest account of Trump’s own officials trying to check his worst instincts.
"The president thinks out loud. Do you treat it like an order? Or do you treat it as part of a longer conversation? We treated it as part of a longer conversation,"

Unbeatable ‘Jeopardy!’ Champ Says Key To Success Is Threatening Other Contestants With Nail-Studded Baseball Bat During Commercials. - The Onion


Finish My Casita Fundraiser!

It is 102° in my kitchen. This is abnormal heat that has been going on for 3 days. The locals are hot and worried! Me, too. I don't want to die!! An air conditioner moved to the top of my wish list.

Thank you so much!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Rover tracks on Mars. I bet it's cooler there.


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