Monday, April 22, 2019

Ignorance is Bliss Edition

‘You can’t impeach!’ Trump angrily denies Mueller report turned up evidence of crimes
President Donald Trump continued to insist he committed no crimes, and therefore could not be impeached.
Trump tweeted Monday morning that Democrats had committed unspecified crimes, and vowed to turn the tables on his political enemies after special counsel Robert Mueller turned in his report, which the Department of Justice finally released last week


I would like to know, who exactly, the Dems are afraid of losing by opening impeachment proceedings. 
Not their base, we aren’t going anywhere.  
Not Trump’s base. We will never get them.  
So who? Who would be so offended by the idea of holding a President accountable. - Pam Keith




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Barr's press conference reminded me of the Soviet spokesmen reassuring people in bread lines that the grain harvest is again at record levels. - Gary Kasparov






Trump Set To Punish Allies Over Iran Oil
The Trump administration is poised to tell five nations, including allies Japan, South Korea and Turkey, that they will no longer be exempt from U.S. sanctions if they continue to import oil from Iran, officials said Sunday.


When the Gore campaign was sent debate prep material stolen from Bush campaign, they immediately called the FBI and turned material over. Had that been Trump’s campaign, they would have kept it, used it and lied about it if confronted. - Stuart Stevens






Republican Shenanigans

MUELLER: For the love God, I'm begging you, IMPEACH HIM 
DEMOCRATS: No, it's super-important to play nice before elections. 
MERRICK GARLAND: OMG! Did you idiots learn nothing? - Mrs. Betty Bowers




Rich Republicans Throwing Money At Trump
Deep-pocketed Republicans who snubbed Donald Trump in 2016 are going all in for him in 2020, throwing their weight behind a newly created fundraising drive that’s expected to dump tens of millions into his reelection coffers.




Since abortion is outlawed in 5 states (I believe) at first heartbeat detection,
child support should ALSO start at the same time, including required billing of 50% of the medical bills.
I wonder how many mens’ opinions would change when they actually had to take responsibility.
- Millennial tweet




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I think Kamala Harris would destroy Trump in a debate and possibly make him wet his pants. Do you agree? - Sergio Siano


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Women make good sandwiches, at least.

Trump Nominates Man Who Wants To Get Away From Women
One of President Donald Trump's picks to serve on the Federal Reserve Board has written that women should be banned from refereeing, announcing or beer vending at men's college basketball games, asking if there was any area in life "where men can take vacation from women."







Suing Congress because they’re asking for the People’s business. Think about that. If you think our kids left their blood on battlefields to defend this shit, you don’t know your ass from a hole in the wall. - Ron Perlman





If @BarackObama tried to get documents that were hacked by the Russian military, Republicans would have cancelled Easter to impeach him. - Rep. David Cicilline tweet

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Colludy Rudy calls the Mueller Report “one sided.”  That’s true, it only singled out the crooks. - Tea Pain





Trump's Bringing Back Asbestos From Russia!
Some of President Trump’s most cartoonishly evil policy initiatives have come at the expense of the environment. In the past few months alone, his administration has lifted a ban importing big-game hunting trophies, sought to repeal California emissions standards and released a plan to gut the Endangered Species Act. It’s all done in the name of unmitigated capitalism, to which the president clearly feels the environment is beholden. So too, apparently, is the health of Americans, as the Environmental Protection Agency is now allowing asbestos to be legally used in construction.



OXY MORON


A detail lost in the story of Jesus: how frequently, and early in the day he began turning water into wine. - Conan O'Brien




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Time To Deflate Photo
Happy Earth Day from Benbulbin, Ireland. Who mows all that grass?

Peace.


Friday, April 19, 2019

Elizabeth Warren Steps Up To The Plate

Warren calls for House to begin impeachment proceedings
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Friday called for the House to begin impeachment proceedings against President Trump, wading into a topic that other 2020 White House hopefuls have so far been wary to discuss.


Barr Says Mueller Report Finds Trump Served Bravely In Vietnam. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

When William Barr leaves this earthly realm, his one great contribution to humankind will be a reminder to not just read the Cliff Notes. - John Fugelsang



Russians Celebrate Mueller Report
Russian state-owned media gloated over public revelations in special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, which showed the Kremlin interfered in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump win.










Sarah Huckabee Sanders Accuses Media Of Anti-Liar Bias. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans




Good Friday is when pro-death penalty Christians mark the execution of anti-death penalty Jesus; and it's all irony-free. - John Fugelsang


Wow. A Republican Steps Up To The Plate
Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) took a step toward siding with special counsel Robert Mueller over President Donald Trump.





I'm still confused about why anyone thought Bill Barr was trustworthy. He literally earned the nickname "Coverup General" for helping cover up the Iran-Contra scandal. Why do you think Trump appointed him as AG? - Caroline Orr tweet


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Remember in 2016 when our media hyped every bogus Hillary email or foundation story while not even once looking into Trump's life of brazen crimes which were committed right out in the open for anyone to see? it's a good f*cking thing there were no serious repercussions from that. - Jeff Tiedrich


Assange Is A Dirt Bag
Julian Assange repeatedly blamed Seth Rich, the murdered DNC staffer, for Russia's leaks. The Mueller report shows that Assange was lying...





White House Staff Draws Straws To See Who Has To Read Mueller Report Aloud To Trump. - Andy Borowitz


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Today, Trump tweeted ‘bullsh*t’ and retweeted a tweet with ‘circle jerk’ in it  
Next time the religious right talks about morals in politics, please remind them of Trump’s behavior on Good Friday 2019 - Roland Scahill tweet





We got it at SEARS!

My God.
Sears on Thursday lodged a lawsuit against its former CEO Eddie Lampert and a string of its high-profile past board members, including his former Yale roommate Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, for allegedly stealing billions of dollars from the once-storied retailer.






Trump Redacts Mueller Report. - Andy Borowitz





Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption. - The Onion



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Time To Deflate Photo
A Warty Frog Fish. Mother Nature never ceases to amaze me.

Peace.


Thursday, April 18, 2019

▇▇▇▇▇ afternoon!

Top Congressional Democrats call for Mueller to testify publicly
The top Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate on Thursday called on Special Counsel Robert Mueller to testify publicly about his investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election and whether the Trump campaign colluded with Russia.


Our president is cracking under the strain and it would be hilarious to watch if it weren't for the part where he is also quite literally getting away with treason. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

So, Mr. President, do you still trust Mr. Putin over the conclusions of this report and your intelligence services? - Dan Rather



The Attorney General of the United States just defended obstruction because of the President's hurt feelings. - Rick Wilson


North Korea Doesn't Like Pompous Pompeo
North Korea demands US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo be dropped from nuclear talks, calling for him to be replaced with someone who “is more careful and mature in communicating.”






It's fitting that AG Barr released the redacted #MuellerReport on Holy Thursday.
The same day an innocent brown man was arrested, a guilty white man walks free. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans






We don’t have an Attorney General. We have two White House Press Secretaries. - Judd Legum


It's Always The Cover Up That Nails These Liars
Former Trump White House staffer Hope Hicks encouraged President Donald Trump to authorize the release of Donald Trump Jr.’s emails setting up a meeting with a Russian agent in 2016 — but Trump told her to keep them secret.






--"Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I’m f*cked. 
--I'll take "Things innocent people don't say" for 100, Alex. 
- Randi Singer

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I'm pretty sure after winning the popular vote by 3 million, even after Russian interference and Comey's bungling, Hillary Clinton was pretty frustrated in early 2017.  But you didn't see her obstructing justice.  Just sayin'.... - Ronald Klain



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I'm so old I remember when expletives were deleted but evidence of obstruction was not.- driftglass




I'm frustrated. Which crimes am I allowed to commit now? - Treason Stickers tweet

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I remember when a president parsing the word "is" during a Q&A about blowjobs was an impeachable offense. - driftglass





The National Enquirer Sold for $100 Million
Hudson News CEO James Cohen will purchase the National Enquirer and two sister publications for $100 million, according to the Washington Post.
The hedge fund that controls the tabloid’s parent company, American Media Inc. (AMI), has reportedly grown disillusioned with the Enquirer’s reporting tactics, after a series of legal controversies put the tabloid in the spotlight.


Donations have now topped $1 Billion to restore a Cathedral built to honor Christ; who was actually quite specific about who those kinds of donations should actually go to.. - John Fugelsang




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Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol



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Time To Deflate Photo
A giant leatherback sea turtle being followed by nosy scuba divers.

Peace.