Monday, April 22, 2019

Ignorance is Bliss Edition

‘You can’t impeach!’ Trump angrily denies Mueller report turned up evidence of crimes
President Donald Trump continued to insist he committed no crimes, and therefore could not be impeached.
Trump tweeted Monday morning that Democrats had committed unspecified crimes, and vowed to turn the tables on his political enemies after special counsel Robert Mueller turned in his report, which the Department of Justice finally released last week

I would like to know, who exactly, the Dems are afraid of losing by opening impeachment proceedings. 
Not their base, we aren’t going anywhere.  
Not Trump’s base. We will never get them.  
So who? Who would be so offended by the idea of holding a President accountable. - Pam Keith

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Barr's press conference reminded me of the Soviet spokesmen reassuring people in bread lines that the grain harvest is again at record levels. - Gary Kasparov

Trump Set To Punish Allies Over Iran Oil
The Trump administration is poised to tell five nations, including allies Japan, South Korea and Turkey, that they will no longer be exempt from U.S. sanctions if they continue to import oil from Iran, officials said Sunday.

When the Gore campaign was sent debate prep material stolen from Bush campaign, they immediately called the FBI and turned material over. Had that been Trump’s campaign, they would have kept it, used it and lied about it if confronted. - Stuart Stevens

Republican Shenanigans

MUELLER: For the love God, I'm begging you, IMPEACH HIM 
DEMOCRATS: No, it's super-important to play nice before elections. 
MERRICK GARLAND: OMG! Did you idiots learn nothing? - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Rich Republicans Throwing Money At Trump
Deep-pocketed Republicans who snubbed Donald Trump in 2016 are going all in for him in 2020, throwing their weight behind a newly created fundraising drive that’s expected to dump tens of millions into his reelection coffers.

Since abortion is outlawed in 5 states (I believe) at first heartbeat detection,
child support should ALSO start at the same time, including required billing of 50% of the medical bills.
I wonder how many mens’ opinions would change when they actually had to take responsibility.
- Millennial tweet


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I think Kamala Harris would destroy Trump in a debate and possibly make him wet his pants. Do you agree? - Sergio Siano

Rock The Voter News

Women make good sandwiches, at least.

Trump Nominates Man Who Wants To Get Away From Women
One of President Donald Trump's picks to serve on the Federal Reserve Board has written that women should be banned from refereeing, announcing or beer vending at men's college basketball games, asking if there was any area in life "where men can take vacation from women."

Suing Congress because they’re asking for the People’s business. Think about that. If you think our kids left their blood on battlefields to defend this shit, you don’t know your ass from a hole in the wall. - Ron Perlman

If @BarackObama tried to get documents that were hacked by the Russian military, Republicans would have cancelled Easter to impeach him. - Rep. David Cicilline tweet


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Business/Tech News

Colludy Rudy calls the Mueller Report “one sided.”  That’s true, it only singled out the crooks. - Tea Pain

Trump's Bringing Back Asbestos From Russia!
Some of President Trump’s most cartoonishly evil policy initiatives have come at the expense of the environment. In the past few months alone, his administration has lifted a ban importing big-game hunting trophies, sought to repeal California emissions standards and released a plan to gut the Endangered Species Act. It’s all done in the name of unmitigated capitalism, to which the president clearly feels the environment is beholden. So too, apparently, is the health of Americans, as the Environmental Protection Agency is now allowing asbestos to be legally used in construction.


A detail lost in the story of Jesus: how frequently, and early in the day he began turning water into wine. - Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Happy Earth Day from Benbulbin, Ireland. Who mows all that grass?


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