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Wednesday, April 17, 2019

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Thanks to McCoy for the idea.

U.S. restricts travel, remittances to Cuba as part of a new policy under Trump
The re-tightened restrictions also could impact air travel because of a reduction of passengers. U.S. laws currently allows only 12 categories of travel, among them educational visits, to promote people-to-people contacts and for professional and research work.

Really looking forward to seeing the redacted Mueller report on Thursday! It's gonna be ▇▇▇▇▇! - Stephen Colbert

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report. - Andy Borowitz

Everyone Trump Touches Gets Investigated
Deutsche Bank, the German bank that became famous for lending Donald Trump money when no other major bank would touch him, fears it’s about to get hammered over its role in facilitating a massive Russian money laundering scheme.

Pssst- if you're a politician who keeps denying climate change, don't ask us to believe that you 'care about the unborn.' - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Those who do not learn from history can always get a job at Fox News. - Middle Age Riot

YAY! Republicans Protecting Access To Contagious Diseases!
Most Republicans are rejecting Democrat-led state bills to tighten childhood immunization laws in the midst of the worst measles outbreak in two decades, alarming public health experts who fear the nation could become as divided over vaccines as it is over global warming.

Notre Dame is on fire and the stupidest fucking asshole on the entire planet just can't help but offer idiotic useless advice because this drooling moron imagines himself a fucking expert on everything. he's the loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar, but with nuclear weapons. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary - The Onion

Rock The Voter News

Please tell me again how a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI colluded with Russia and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump could win so that then the deep state could take him down and proof of the whole plot is uncovered in a report that no one is allowed to see. - Jeff Tiedrich

Subpoena Awaiting For Entire Mueller Report
While Attorney General Bill Barr is set to release his redacted version of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Thursday, Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) reportedly won’t waste time trying to acquire the full, unredacted report.

Tomorrow the heavily redacted Mueller report will be released. Which means......get ready for thousands of tweets about Ilhan Omar. - John Fugelsang

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Business/Tech News

Sorry, Flint and Puerto Rico. Sometimes you gotta be in the white place at the white time. - Tea Pain

Russians In Kentucky. Kentucky?
Russian aluminum giant Rusal spent most of last year under US sanctions. Now it's pumping $200 million into a new project in Kentucky.
Rusal, the largest producer of aluminum outside China, will help fund and supply a low-carbon aluminum rolling mill under construction in the eastern part of the state

Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends - The Onion

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Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Michele Bachmann: Americans will "never see a more godly, biblical president" than Trump

Michele Bachmann: Americans will "never see a more godly, biblical president" than Trump
During her interview with a conservative Christian radio program called “Understanding The Times” during the weekend, Bachmann said “we could go on [with] what the president has done with standing for righteousness in so many areas.”

The greatest threat to Christianity isn't the people who hijack airplanes.It's the people who hijacked Christianity. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I'm really starting to warm to this flying water tanker idea, we could probably get one to extinguish the toxic dumpster fire in the oval office - Jeff Tiedrich

One of Many Reasons People Want To End I.C.E.
Immigration officials last week deported the spouse of a U.S. soldier killed in Afghanistan in 2010, leaving the couple's 12-year-daughter in Phoenix, then abruptly reversed its decision on Monday when the deported man was allowed to return to the U.S.
Jose Gonzalez Carranza, 30, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers last Monday on his way to his welding job and then deported to Nogales, Sonora, early Thursday morning...

Christianity is supposed the be the ultimate Sanctuary City. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Wants Mueller Report Made Public. LOL.
President Trump said he is not worried about the release of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, saying it will show the now-closed Russia investigation was “a total phony.”
“I heard it's going to come out on Thursday. That's good. And there can't be anything there because there was no crime. There was no anything,” Trump said in an interview with Minneapolis TV station KSTP during a Monday trip promoting his tax law.

Trump had more to do with the editing of Barr's cut of the Mueller Report than he did with the Art of the Deal. - LOLGOP

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OMG you guys I just met a Democrat who isn't running for president. - Randi Mayem Singer

Rock The Voter News

Waiting for Trump to tell the French they need to rake the leaves on their church floors to prevent more fires. - George Takei

Trump Is Angry With Fox News!
President Trump on Tuesday chided Fox News for its town hall event with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), a 2020 presidential candidate, as well as its addition of former interim Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazile.

Yes please tell me one more time how God wanted Trump to be president but needed Russia, James Comey and the electoral college to help make it happen, because I'm pretty sure that's not how omnipotence works. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Business/Tech News

Trump told head of Border Protection he'd pardon him if he goes to jail for blocking asylum seekers. Man, he must be desperate! He’s writing IOUs faster than a guy with a failing casino! - Bette Midler

Mark Zuckerberg May Be The Downfall of Facebook
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg oversaw plans to consolidate the social network’s power and control competitors by treating its users’ data as a bargaining chip, while publicly proclaiming to be protecting that data, according to about 4,000 pages of leaked company documents largely spanning 2011 to 2015 and obtained by NBC News.

Trump claimed the Mueller report a "total exoneration." Trump's supporters are ecstatic, even though they don't know what exoneration means. - Paul Solomon

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Monday, April 15, 2019

USA sending aid to Notre Dame

Notre Dame fire: Paris cathedral devastated by ferocious blaze
Thousands of Parisians watched in horror from behind police cordons as a ferocious blaze devastated the landmark Notre Dame Cathedral, ...

My heart goes out to Paris. Notre Dame is a symbol of our ability as human beings to unite for a higher purpose—to build breathtaking spaces for worship that no one person could have built on their own. I wish France strength and shared purpose as they grieve and rebuild. - Hillary Clinton tweet

So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly! - Donald Trump tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump is gleefully boasting about a plan to send what he believes are dangerous foreigners to major U.S. cities so he can get back at American citizens who disagree with him.
That’s not a president, it’s a tin-pot dictator. And an impotent one at that. - Rex Huppke

Cocky Locky at the Vatican.

Steve Bannon Versus The Pope. No Really.
Since becoming pope in 2013, Francis has expressed a consistent message on the type of “America First” nationalism championed by Steve Bannon. Two years ago, the pope cautioned against growing populism in Europe, warning it could lead to the election of leaders like Hitler. He has called for compassion toward migrants, saying that fearing them "makes us crazy," as well as other marginalized groups including the poor and gay people. He has also defended diversity. Bannon alleges that Francis has mismanaged numerous sex abuse scandals roiling the church, and says the pope is not treating the issue seriously enough.

What an utter failure of democracy it is that the only people who have seen and may ever see the full actual Mueller Report are the guys trying to cover it up. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Fires Several Voices In Head - Andy Borowitz

Barr To Release Mueller Report On Thursday
Attorney General William Barr expects to provide special counsel Robert Mueller’s report to Congress and the public on Thursday, a Justice Department official said, as members of both parties and the White House prepared themselves for an escalation of partisan combat.

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Rock The Voter News

Fox News Debuts Premium Channel For 24-Hour Coverage Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - The Onion

Trump Awards Tiger Woods Medal of Freedom Via Twitter
President Donald Trump said Monday that he'll award golfer Tiger Woods with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, after Woods won his fifth Masters title over the weekend.
"Spoke to @TigerWoods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterday's @TheMasters, & to inform him that because of his incredible Success & Comeback in Sports (Golf) and, more importantly, LIFE, I will be presenting him with the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM!" Trump tweeted Monday afternoon.

Just to see the bumper stickers, I’m rooting for the ticket of Buttigieg/Hickenlooper in 2020. - Conan O'Brien

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Notre Dame is one of the world’s great treasures, and we’re thinking of the people of France in your time of grief. It’s in our nature to mourn when we see history lost – but it’s also in our nature to rebuild for tomorrow, as strong as we can. - Barack Obama

Business/Tech News

As the President comes to Minnesota today to celebrate the tax bill, remember we could have fixed waterways, levees, roads, bridges, schools & rail w/the money he gave to the wealthy. He doesn't have a real plan to rebuild America's infrastructure. I do. - Amy Klobuchar

Sarah Sanders Says Congress Is Too Dumb To Understand Taxes
"I don’t think Congress — particularly not this group of congressmen and women — are smart enough to look through the thousands of pages that I would assume that President Trump’s taxes will be," she said on "Fox News Sunday."

“The saints were his friends, and blessed him; the monsters were his friends, and guarded him.” ― Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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The power was off for 6 hours today. Glad I was able to post this fast edition!

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

DTD Hat

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Michele Bachmann: Americans will "never see a more godly, biblical president" than Trump

Monday, April 15, 2019

USA sending aid to Notre Dame

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