Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Trump overseeing 'near-systematic purge' at Department of Homeland Security

Trump overseeing 'near-systematic purge' at Department of Homeland Security
President Donald Trump is cleaning house in the Department of Homeland Security.
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen and Secret Service Director Randolph "Tex" Alles have been ousted, and at least two officials have been named as possibly heading out the door: US Citizenship and Immigration Services director Francis Cissna and Office of the General Counsel's John Mitnick.

On this date in 1865 Gen. Robert E. Lee surrendered at Appomattox on what historians refer to as "You Can't Call Yourself American And Still Wave A Confederate Treason White Supremacist Flag Day." - John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Saudi Executioner Thinks He Pulled Something In Shoulder During Last 10 Decapitations - The Onion


Meanwhile, 3 U.S. Marines And A U.S. Contractor Were Killed
Three American service members and a U.S. contractor were killed when their convoy hit a roadside bomb on the outskirts of Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan...





On this day in 1865 the Civil War ended.
Many people seem to have not been notified of this. - TheTweetOfGod


Republican Shenanigans



Attorney General William Barr projects the kind of trustworthiness usually seen in veteran used-car salesman who are deeply concerned you're not opting for the undercoating. - Rex Huppke


Trump Demands William Barr Prove Loyalty By Putting Gun In Mouth. - The Onion



Sex, Drugs & Wine. I Wonder If There Was Rock & Roll.
A new report links California Republican Congressman Devin Nunes to a lawsuit concerning a Napa Winery’s San Francisco Bay cruise that allegedly featured prostitutes and cocaine. The link was made by a California newspaper Nunes recently described in extremely unflattering terms.


AG Barr said he “tried to include as much of the special counsel's language as I could” in his summary. 
CNN counted and found he used 101 of Mueller’s words from the 300-400 page report and that figure includes the title. - Jim Sciutto, CNN




Fired Trump Staffers Now Outnumber Inauguration Crowd - Andy Borowitz

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A quick update on our national security leadership:  
Defense Secretary: Vacant. 
DHS Secretary: Vacant. 
UN Ambassador: Vacant. 
FEMA Director: Vacant. 
Secret Service Director: Vacant. 
ICE Director: Vacant. 
DHS Deputy: Vacant.  
President: Present, but unaccounted for. - Rep. Adam Schiff





What's Next? Is Trump Going To Move Immigrants To Guantanamo?
The White House is working on plans to make it harder for immigrants at the border to receive asylum by forcing them to do more to prove they have a credible fear of returning home and putting border agents in charge of the interview process, according to multiple senior administration officials.






John Kerry: “Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez  has in fact offered more leadership in one day or in one week than President Trump has in his lifetime on [climate]."


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Trump's lawyers are fighting the tax return request?! He's had TWO YEARS, not counting his time as a candidate. How long does it take to have your nephew Photoshop "ordinary loan from friend" over all your Russian payouts? - Bette Midler





No Need To Scream For Ice Cream Because It's Free Today At Ben & Jerrys!
Alert to ice cream lovers across the globe: There's free ice cream on Tuesday. Between 12 and 8 p.m., if there's a Ben & Jerry's store in sight, it'll be giving away free ice cream cones. Yes, we're talking all 600-plus stores in 38 countries


So the fattish man of paralyzing stupidity has fired all the heads of the agencies tasked with keeping US safe: DHS, FEMA, ICE, SECRET SERVICE, and Customs and Border Protection.  What if there’s another 9/11? Who do we get? Rudy Giuliani? - Bette Midler



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Meet Edward Scissorwings. I'm glad I'm not that fish.

Peace.


Monday, April 8, 2019

Oh oh, I need another day off

The construction continues. Too much going on here that needs my attention. I love my new casita but my knuckles are dragging.

I will return tomorrow with my usual mocking of this totally inept administration.


Angela Merkel misses Obama as much as we do.







Have you ever seen a motorized kayak catamaran? No?Well, now you have.


My amigos speared 36 fish yesterday. I ate one, then two.
Pura vida. See you tomorrow.

Peace and pescado.

Friday, April 5, 2019

I'm pretty sure Mexico isn't going to pay for the wall

Protesters fly Trump 'baby blimp' at Mexico border ahead of Trump visit
A giant inflatable balloon of an infant President Trump is flying at the U.S.-Mexico border ahead of the president's Friday visit to California.
A group of protestors set up the “Baby Trump” balloon in advance of his tour of the southern border near Calexico, Calif.

So, if...
1) A sittin' president can't be indicted, only impeached and... 
2) This sittin' president's Attorney General won't release information to Congress necessary for impeachment... 

Tell us again how "no one is above the law." - Tea Pain




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

America 2019: racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, warmongers writing foreign policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One F*cking Moron to Rule Them All - Jeff Tiedrich

Child Sex Trafficking Is Hunky Dory With This Republican
Former Arizona Rep. David Stringer made disturbing comments about child sex trafficking and his interactions with children within the past few years, two Prescott women told ethics investigators.






Republican Shenanigans

Once again, Donald Trump will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Just because you are a joke doesn't mean you can take one.- Middle Age Riot


Florida Republican Gaetz Moving To Alabama? I Hope So!
Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of President Trump’s most devoted loyalists on Capitol Hill who represents the Florida Panhandle, has told GOP colleagues he is considering moving across the state line to run for the Senate in Alabama in 2020




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[whispers] 
None of the female candidates have been accused of inappropriately touching anyone just FYI. - OhNoShe Twint




Trump Sure Hates Prosecutors
The prosecutor of the International Criminal Court said Friday that her U.S. visa has been revoked, in what appears to be evidence of a crackdown on the global tribunal by the Trump administration.





When @BarackObama was president, he released his tax returns every year by April 15th while he was being audited.
(IRS routinely audits every presidential tax return.) - Lawrence O'Donnell

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“Forty percent of Americans don’t have an extra four hundred dollars to pay for something that might come up? Seriously? How is this a good economy?” ~ Harold Goodman




UK Police Ready To Arrest Assange When He's Kicked Out Of Ecuador's London Embassy
British police stationed armed officers outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in London on Friday after tweets from WikiLeaks quoted what it said were high-level sources saying Julian Assange could be kicked out of the building within "hours to days."


Dear All of the Websites,
No, none of us want to receive your in-browser alerts. Stop asking. Really. Just stop.
Sincerely,
Everyone




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I thought long and hard before joining this gang.

Peace.