I will return tomorrow with my usual mocking of this totally inept administration.
Angela Merkel misses Obama as much as we do.
My amigos speared 36 fish yesterday. I ate one, then two.
Peace and pescado.
People pretending to be something they're not. Online since 2000.
Monday, April 8, 2019
Oh oh, I need another day off
The construction continues. Too much going on here that needs my attention. I love my new casita but my knuckles are dragging.
I will return tomorrow with my usual mocking of this totally inept administration.
Have you ever seen a motorized kayak catamaran? No?Well, now you have.
Pura vida. See you tomorrow.
Peace and pescado.
I will return tomorrow with my usual mocking of this totally inept administration.
Peace and pescado.
Friday, April 5, 2019
I'm pretty sure Mexico isn't going to pay for the wall
A giant inflatable balloon of an infant President Trump is flying at the U.S.-Mexico border ahead of the president's Friday visit to California.
A group of protestors set up the “Baby Trump” balloon in advance of his tour of the southern border near Calexico, Calif.
So, if...
1) A sittin' president can't be indicted, only impeached and...
2) This sittin' president's Attorney General won't release information to Congress necessary for impeachment...
Tell us again how "no one is above the law." - Tea Pain
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Lawmakers urge Trump not to veto Yemen resolution
- Turkish foreign minister says he has no idea what the U.S. policy in Syria is
- Two US citizens among women's rights activists detained in Saudi Arabia
- Pompeo says he's 'confident' there will be a third North Korea summit
- Footage of Italian boy who stood up to fascists goes viral
America 2019: racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, warmongers writing foreign policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One F*cking Moron to Rule Them All - Jeff Tiedrich
Child Sex Trafficking Is Hunky Dory With This Republican
Former Arizona Rep. David Stringer made disturbing comments about child sex trafficking and his interactions with children within the past few years, two Prescott women told ethics investigators.
Republican Shenanigans
- Cohen offers Democrats more help, in bid to stay out of prison
- Trump to skip White House Correspondents' dinner again
- Senators desperately try to sway Trump amid disaster aid debacle
- Barrage of setbacks spoils Trump’s post-Mueller reset
- Republicans trigger ‘nuclear option’ to speed Trump nominees
- GOP makes long-shot push to force anti-abortion vote
- Gardner: Trump said he would sign pot bill
- Iowa's Joni Ernst calls Trump's wind turbine cancer claim 'ridiculous'
Once again, Donald Trump will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Just because you are a joke doesn't mean you can take one.- Middle Age Riot
Florida Republican Gaetz Moving To Alabama? I Hope So!
Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of President Trump’s most devoted loyalists on Capitol Hill who represents the Florida Panhandle, has told GOP colleagues he is considering moving across the state line to run for the Senate in Alabama in 2020
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Rock The Voter News
- Cummings demands briefing after Mar-a-Lago arrest of Chinese woman
- Warren calls for ending the filibuster
- Joe Biden jokes about physical contact in first speech since allegations
- Biden accuser: I want him to take ownership of actions, apologize to Anita Hill
- Biden: 'I'm not sorry for anything that I have ever done'
[whispers]
None of the female candidates have been accused of inappropriately touching anyone just FYI. - OhNoShe Twint
Trump Sure Hates Prosecutors
The prosecutor of the International Criminal Court said Friday that her U.S. visa has been revoked, in what appears to be evidence of a crackdown on the global tribunal by the Trump administration.
When @BarackObama was president, he released his tax returns every year by April 15th while he was being audited.
(IRS routinely audits every presidential tax return.) - Lawrence O'Donnell
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Business/Tech News
- Hiring rebounds as U.S. employers add a solid 196,000 jobs
- Trump: China trade deal possible in next four weeks
- Health department suspends contracts with GOP-linked consultants
- Will new standing-up airplane seat design take off?
“Forty percent of Americans don’t have an extra four hundred dollars to pay for something that might come up? Seriously? How is this a good economy?” ~ Harold Goodman
UK Police Ready To Arrest Assange When He's Kicked Out Of Ecuador's London Embassy
British police stationed armed officers outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in London on Friday after tweets from WikiLeaks quoted what it said were high-level sources saying Julian Assange could be kicked out of the building within "hours to days."
Dear All of the Websites,
No, none of us want to receive your in-browser alerts. Stop asking. Really. Just stop.
Sincerely,
Everyone
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I have Windmill Noise Cancer Preventer Ear Plugs for Sale!
Think of the children!
Thursday, April 4, 2019
Alaska Republican accused of shoving a female reporter and cursing at her in the Capitol building
A female Politico reporter noted on Twitter Thursday than an Alaskan Republican congressman pushed her and cursed at her while she was interviewing a different lawmaker in the Capitol.
I wonder how many journalists have to be killed to satisfy the GOP.
A few weeks ago the House voted 420-0 for release of the full Mueller report. Today every Republican on the House Judiciary Committee voted no. What’s up? - Elie Honig
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- President Trump says he will delay closing the border with Mexico for a year
- Congress ends US support for Yemen war, Trump likely to veto
- Mueller findings 'paint a picture of a campaign manipulated by a sophisticated Russian intel op': NBC News
- Trump rages at ‘totally illegal’ New York Times in Twitter meltdown as Mueller leaks blow apart his ‘exoneration’
Trump is so scared of the Mueller Report being made public, you'd think it was his tax returns. - Stephen Colbert
Mueller Report Leakers Leaking! Hell Yeah!
Several investigators on Robert Mueller's team have expressed frustration to people outside the special counsel about the way the investigation findings were summarized by Attorney General Bill Barr in his letter Congress, according to sources familiar with the conversations.
If Trump gets dementia, how will we know? - Lawrence O'Donnell
Trump's Accounting Firm Will Cough Up His Financial Records With A Subpoena.
An accounting firm is asking the House Oversight and Reform Committee to issue it a subpoena before sending lawmakers 10 years of President Donald Trump’s financial records, the panel’s chairman said on Wednesday, adding that the firm intends to turn over the documents.
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump Wind Turbines Cancer Rant Is Out of Chemtrail Internet
- Trump told to stop tweeting to improve ‘very bad’ poll numbers — he responded with tweets attacking John McCain
- Sarah Sanders lashes out at Democratic 'sore losers' after Fox asks her about Mueller team's criticism of Barr
- Grassley schools Trump on ‘idiotic’ wind turbines and cancer comment
- DOJ defends releasing initial summary of Mueller report
- Mitch McConnell called himself a ‘rock star’ after forcing through Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court confirmation
- NRA: Women coming out against Joe Biden are part of a liberal plot to ‘take your guns away’
- Texas woman threatens to call ICE on food truck with permit
- Secret Service 'threw Trump under the bus': National security expert blames Trump for Mar-a-Lago breach
- Alabama proposes law to make abortion punishable by up to 99 years in prison’
Actually I only support infanticide when it’s directly on an open border, performed by a caravan of illegal immigrants & paid for by socialism.Then trans women in bathrooms confiscate all guns, followed by mandatory gay marriages where Sharia Law is imposed & all must eat kale. - John Fugelsang
BREAKING: Donald Trump's supporters, have been removing ceiling fans from their trailers, after president Trump claimed they cause cancer.
Presidential Assassinations Are Nothing Compared To Trump's Woes
Donald Trump has claimed he suffers the “highest level” of presidential harassment in American history, despite four of his predecessors having been assassinated.
Germany Demands Apology After Trump Claims Father Was Born There. - Andy Borowitz
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Joe Biden now has 20% of the allegations needed to be president.
Rock The Voter News
- House to hold hearing on hate crimes and white nationalism
- Paul Ryan is Disappointed That AOC Ignored His Advice
- Fox News says it will host a Bernie Sanders town hall
We live in a time when everyone still has to listen to Paul Ryan complain that AOC won't listen to Paul Ryan. - John Fugelsang
"Let's say Jenna has a 470 verbal score, but she needs 730 to get into Yale," DeVos said. "How much will she have to pay to get her score changed? - Andy Borowitz
Oooooh. The House Has Spies!
The Democrat-controlled House Oversight Committee now claims that it is secretly in contact with “dozens” of people inside and outside the Trump administration who wish to expose its wrongdoing.
It has been 38 days since Bernie Sanders announced he was releasing 10 years of tax returns and didn’t release anything, again. - Adam Parkhomenko
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Republicans have no healthcare plan, they just hate ours. - Nancy Pelosi
Business/Tech News
- Report: Crew of doomed Ethiopia jet followed procedures
- Britain considers no-deal Brexit supply trains for medicines
- Bezos ex-wife to surrender 75% of couple's Amazon shares
- Woman who fell from Circus Circus roller coaster is 'double amputee
Talk About Lowering The Bar
President Donald Trump said Thursday that he's recommending Herman Cain, a former pizza executive who dropped his bid for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination amid sexual harassment allegations, for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board.
A posh woman asked where I got my boots and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight. - Elizabeth Hackett
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Sorry for the late edition but moving is time consuming. I don't know what is more tired, my brain or my body!
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