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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Barbara Bush blamed Trump for 'heart attack': book

Barbara Bush blamed Trump for 'heart attack': book
Barbara Bush blamed President Trump for what she called her “heart attack” in 2016, according to an excerpt from an upcoming book on the former first lady, "The Matriarch."

Guess who George H. W. Bush, his wife, Attorney General William Barr and Trump admired? Nixon. They all thought he got screwed. Forget the ghost of Barbara Bush seeking revenge on Trump, it's Nixon's ghost who is still haunting us all with his revenge.

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Stand proud, America, because if Trump *didn't* collude, that means that Putin was able to manipulate the gullible fucking moron into doing his bidding just by appealing to his bottomless vanity, and don't think that Kim, Bibi and Bone Saw Arabia weren't watching and taking notes. - Jeff Tiedrich

The Latest Episode Of Kellyanne & George!
George Conway, a lawyer married to White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, argued Tuesday that special counsel Robert Mueller's report must have "something pretty damning in it" if it could not exonerate President Trump on the question of obstruction of justice.

Shocked Vladimir Putin Slowly Realizing He Didn’t Conspire With Trump Campaign - The Onion

The Barr Report? That's like putting your husband's mistress in charge of your divorce settlement. - Joy Behar

Republican Shenanigans

Betsy DeVos donating a portion of her salary to the Special Olympics only to turn around and decimate the entirety of its funding is a special kind of plutocrat savior ableist bullsh*t. - Liz Plank

I NEVER LIKED BARBARA BUSH EITHER. - OhNoSheTwint

Trump Continues To Kick Puerto Rico When They're Down
President Donald Trump, in a closed door meeting Tuesday with Senate Republicans, again took a swipe at Puerto Rico's fiscal management and the size of its disaster relief in the wake of damaging storms last week -- and he brought a visual aid to try and back up his point, according to senators in the room.

There's no dispute that Russia influenced an election where the biggest popular vote loser in 140 years won. There's no dispute that Trump lied about his and campaign's dealings with the Russians as this was happening. The only dispute is whether they should get away with it. - LOLGOP

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Rock The Voter News

“Losing my health insurance seems too good to be true,” a jubilant Trump supporter said. - Andy Borowitz

It's Harder and Harder To Know What or Who To Believe Anymore
Attorneys for Jussie Smollett said Tuesday that all criminal charges against the "Empire" actor and singer have been dropped. Smollett had been charged with falsifying a police report by claiming he was the victim of a racist and homophobic attack.
The judge also granted a motion to seal the record in the case, Patricia Brown Holmes, a Smollett lawyer, told reporters inside the Leighton Criminal Court Building in Chicago. She also said the actor voluntarily agreed to forfeit his $10,000 bond to the city of Chicago.

I walked off the House floor in protest during today’s prayer led by a GOP member. This fire and brimstone Evangelical prayer was before the swearing in of the PA House’s first ever Muslim woman. It epitomizes religious intolerance. - Rep. Kevin J. Boyle

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Canada Banned These Jets From Flying In Their Airspace, Not The USA, So...
A Boeing 737 MAX aircraft operated by Southwest Airlines made an emergency landing Tuesday after experiencing an engine problem as it was being ferried from Florida to California, the US Federal Aviation Agency said.

Business/Tech News

Everything is so ugly now, here is a heartwarming picture.

I Hope This Doesn't Affect Me In Costa Rica. 😉
Europe has approved new copyright laws that will change the internet. The problem is that nobody knows exactly how.
The European Parliament on Tuesday approved an overhaul of the bloc's copyright laws that makes platforms like Google's YouTube responsible for infringements committed by their users.

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

I'll fully form my opinion when I read the Mueller Report but until then...

Trump administration now says entire Affordable Care Act should be struck down
The Trump administration on Monday said the entire Affordable Care Act should be struck down, in a dramatic reversal.
In a filing with a federal appeals court, the Justice Department said it agreed with the ruling of a federal judge in Texas that invalidated the Obama-era health care law.

Donald Trump's proposed Obamacare replacement:

If you're poor, don't get sick.

If you're sick, don't get poor. - Middle Age Riot

A Republican Congressman quoted Hitler on the House floor yesterday and it barely even made the news. If that isn’t a perfect summary of these past few years I don’t know what is. - OhNoSheTwint

Republican snowflakes are demandin' we apologize to Trump, so here goes....
"Donald Trump, we are truly sorry the interactions with the Russians you lied about don't amount to criminal conspiracy." - Tea Pain

The day after Trump fired Comey, he told the Russians in the Oval Office,“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job. I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”

Apparently, I misinterpreted that for obstruction of justice.

Sarah Sanders said that Trump's accusers should be executed: "They literally accused the President of the United States of being an agent for a foreign government. That's equivalent to treason. Thats punishable by death in this country."

That is terrifying vindictive bravado. They don't want to lock them up anymore, they want to execute them.

I know a SEG when I see one. (Sh*t Eating Grin)

Nepotism-R-Us
Don't forget William Barr’s Son-in-Law Landed a Job Advising Trump on “Legal Issues,” last month.
From last month's article -- Tyler McGaughey’s work will “intersect” with the Russia investigation.

Officer, in my pocket is a report that proves conclusively that I was not speeding. No, you can't see it - Jeff Tiedrich

Eminent Domain Effects For Trump's Wall
Texans Receive First Notices of Land Condemnation for Trump’s Border Wall
The government offered $2,900 for 1.2 acres near the Rio Grande. If Flores chooses not to accept the offer, the land could be seized through eminent domain.

Mueller's report may be finished, but mine is out next week. It's on 'Johnny Tremain' and it was due in 1974. - Conan O'Brien

Dear media,

Man, did you f*ck this one up. The Barr letter is not the Mueller report. Please do your jobs before we have nothing left but State run media. Thanks, nice chat.

- Randi Mayem Singer

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AllHatNoCattle Will Return To Normal Programming Tomorrow

I won't move till Sunday at the earliest because that's when the doors get installed. AND the tile isn't finished. Everyone is behind schedule including me, jajaja.

But I am 75% packed. My possessions are in 15 cardboard boxes and 3 suitcases, everything scrubbed clean. I don't want any scorpion hitchhikers.

My kitchen this morning.

All Donations Delightfully Accepted !

Monday, March 25, 2019

I want to read the Mueller Report, not the Barr Report

Mueller Delivers A Hamberder

Mueller report did not find Trump campaign conspired with Russia, attorney general says
Special counsel Robert Mueller found that neither Donald Trump nor any of his aides colluded with Russia during the 2016 election, according to a letter delivered to Congress on Sunday by the US attorney general..Special counsel does not clear Trump of obstruction of justice.

Putin is smugly sipping vodka bathed in the golden light of no collusion. Our system has been broken by the GOP and the media that enables them.

So before we lose our minds over the Mueller Investigation. Let’s not forget even with no “new” indictments. There are 57 “sealed” indictments. There are 17 ongoing investigations related to Trump and his minions. This isn’t close to being over... - fields804 tweet

Remember, they got Al Capone on tax evasion.
You know Trump cheated on his taxes. Bigly.
John Gotti was Teflon Don until he wasn't.

Barr To Be Called Before the House
The chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Judiciary Committee, Jerry Nadler, said on Sunday his panel would call Attorney General William Barr to testify...

Robert Mueller did not exonerate Donald Trump on obstruction of justice. Instead, AG Barr made his own determination consistent with his unsolicited 19 page memo arguing that the President cannot be charged with obstruction of justice. - Sen. Mazie Hirono

NOTICE:
I'm happily packing and moving today and tomorrow, hence the mini-edition.

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