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Friday, March 22, 2019

Pompeo agrees it's possible God sent Trump to protect Israel from Iran

Pompeo agrees it's possible God sent Trump to protect Israel from Iran
Washington (CNN)Secretary of State Mike Pompeo agreed with a suggestion posed in an interview Thursday that it's possible God raised Donald Trump to be President in order to protect Israel from Iran.

It's terrifying that a crazy evangelical is forcing us to follow his religious beliefs.

QUESTION: Trump stole $ from vets w/a fake online U, promised to turn away war refugees & bring back torture, brags about sex assault, lied 8k times since inauguration & kidnaps migrant children- should God be blamed?
POMPEO: As a Christian I certainly believe that’s possible. - John Fugelsang

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Days it took New Zealand to change their gun laws: 6
Days since:
Pittsburgh Synagogue - 146
Parkland - 401
Sutherland Springs - 502
Las Vegas - 537
Pulse Nightclub - 1,013
San Bernardino - 1,206
Sandy Hook - 2,289
Aurora - 2,436
Virginia Tech - 4,358
Columbine - 7,276

This Is Why Jesus Threw The Money Changers Out Of The Temple.
The nation's eighth-largest nonprofit donated $56.1 million to a series of organizations identified as hate groups from 2015 to 2017, according to a report from Sludge.
National Christian Foundation, which identifies itself as the largest Christian grant maker and one of the largest donor-advised funds in the nation, has served as a vehicle for individuals trying to anonymously send money.

Can someone in the Administration who isn’t breaking the law interrupt Donald’s rants about a deceased Senator & his golf outing to remind him that the infrastructure, healthcare, North Korea, gun violence, hate crimes, and climate change need some attention?Thanks.- America

- Ken Olin

Republican Shenanigans

President Trump on Kushner WhatsApp report: "I know nothing about it. I've never heard that, I've never heard about it."

Trump Heads To Mar-a-lago To Meet Caribbean Leaders. He Probably Charged Them Full Price For A Room.
President Trump has departed Joint Base Andrews aboard Air Force One and is en route to South Florida, where he's expected to land at Palm Beach International Airport just after noon.
The White House says President Trump will meet with leaders of five Caribbean nations on Friday in an effort to strengthen cooperation on security and trade issues.

Mueller's workin' hard while Trump flies Air Force One to another 3 million dollar golf weekend. - Tea Pain

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Congratulations to President Carter on becoming the oldest living President in history. May your new title and good deeds continue for many years to come. - Bill Clinton tweet

Rock The Voter News

The moment Putin decided he wanted Trump as president.

Rosie O'Donnell chosen to read audiobook of Mueller Report - Andy Borowitz

Go Away Comey, You've Caused Enough Trouble
James Comey has said he hopes Donald Trump will not be impeached following the completion of the special counsel’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Instead the former FBI director wants the president to suffer a “resounding” loss at the ballot box in 2020.

Haven't we suffered enough, Mr. Mueller?

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The Conway marriage is a perfect metaphor for the current Republican Party, split between those who see Trump as an opportunity & those who see him as a horror—and yet, somehow, they stay together. - Molly Ball tweet

Business/Tech News

How was a self-crashing plane allowed to fly? - Trevor Noah

Is Trump Trying To Make Up With Kim Jong Un?
Trump will remove new North Korea-related sanctions because he 'likes' Kim Jong Un. President Donald Trump says he will remove new North Korean sanctions imposed by the U.S. Treasury yesterday.

Trump Starts Twitter War With George Washington. - Andy Borowitz

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If all goes as planned I will be moving on Monday.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

I will keep you updated.

Thursday, March 21, 2019

The Sadist at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

‘He likes to hurt people’: Ex-Trump casino executive explains how the president is ‘sociopathic
Former casino executive Jack O’Donnell explained that President Donald Trump’s behavior can, at times, be “sociopathic.”

Just when you thought Donald Trump couldn't be less presidential, it's the next day. - Middle Age Riot

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If New Zealand had elected a Donald Trump, he would've been impeached and imprisoned in three days. - Rex Huppke

New Zealand’s leader is fighting gun violence while ours is fighting dead war heroes. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Pimp Is Quite Involved With Trump & Chinese CEOs
More than a year before her Super Bowl selfie with the president, Li “Cindy” Yang brought two Chinese-born tech executives, Lucas Lu and Ryan Xu, to take formal photos with President Donald Trump for $50K...But neither Ryan Xu nor Lucas Lu appear to have paid for the privilege. A search of a federal database showed no record of either man giving to Trump Victory, the political action committee that sold tickets — as well as perks like photos with the president — for the Dec. 2, 2017, breakfast fundraiser hosted by the Republican National Committee in New York City.

And to think, the president of the United States has a Chinese trademark license for Trump Escorts. I assume Don Jr. will take that helm.

Republican Shenanigans

Devin Nunes Threatens Defamation Lawsuit After Reputation Ruined By His Official Twitter Account. - The Onion

EYE COLOR: Ashes of Lies

CNN Did A Puff Piece On Kellyanne Conway. What's Next, A Glamour Photoshoot With Sarah Huckabee Sanders?
Kellyanne Conway’s humble New Jersey roots laid the foundation for a long career in a male-dominated world of politics. Now, she’s the one consistent figure in the otherwise revolving door of the Trump White House ..."People are always saying, 'George and you should write a book, George and you should come to Harvard and speak,' you know side by side and we should do all that, and I think, 'oh, OK,' but then I'd have to give him my power," she added.

Kellyanne Conway, the "alternative fact" is your husband George is absolutely correct. Who do you support, your loving husband or this unhinged president? - Rep. Maxine Waters

When a Republican says "Democrats started the KKK" what they mean is "I have no idea what has happened in the last 150 years." - Middle Age Riot

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If Republicans want to force women to look at ultrasounds of their fetuses before having abortions, Republicans should be forced to listen to the desperate cries of children who have been separated from their parents before voting on immigration policy. - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

An important thing to remember about NeverTrumpers is they almost all think Mike Pence, the Iraq War and Brett Kavanaugh are wonderful. - LOLGOP

I Bet These People Fear For Their Lives
Two mysterious parties, labeling themselves Jane Doe and John Doe, have filed separate legal briefs in an attempt to limit the public release of personal information that could connect them to an underage sex trafficking operation allegedly run by New York financier Jeffrey Epstein and his partner, Ghislaine Maxwell.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good society that makes it just a little bit less easy for bad guys to get guns. - John Fugelsang

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Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. - Jeff Tiedrich

When the EU (formerly EEC) took the UK into the fold, it transformed the UK from being the sick man of Europe into #4 in the world economy. The UK is committing slow motion suicide with Brexit.

Boeing sold that new 737 Max as a great upgrade in part because it required no significant new training.Pilots were literally reading the manual as their plane plummeted to the ground. - The Hoarse Whisperer

When The Profit Margin Overrides Safety, Literally.
The doomed Boeing jets in Ethiopia and Indonesia lacked some safety features in their cockpits because the company charged extra to install them. But now, after the crashes and 737 Max jets being grounded around the world, Boeing says one of those features will come as standard on new models. Boeing’s optional safety features could have helped the pilots detect erroneous readings that experts believe may have been involved in the planes’ failures...

Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science. - The Onion

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Me, anticipating the completion of my casita.

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Who are you going to divorce Kellyanne?

Kellyanne Conway baffled by husband’s Trump criticism: ‘He was literally crying with joy in his MAGA hat on election night’
Kellyanne Conway doesn’t agree with her husband’s assessment of President Donald Trump’s mental state, and she told CNN he must have changed his mind since the election.

Apparently the national emergency is on pause while Trump tries to break up a marriage. - Alt Fed Employee tweet

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My ability to despise both Donald Trump and George Conway at the same time is a true gift and I deserve a parade for it. - Marie Connor

Houston Burning
The petrochemical facility fire that brought towers of black clouds, heavy smoke and bursts of flames to Deer Park, Texas before it was extinguished early Wednesday was not an unfamiliar site for the area.

Republican Shenanigans

*everybody laughs at Devin Nunes*

Nunes: ”We’ll see who’s laughing after I sue this fake internet cow!”

*everybody laughs harder* - Adam Best

This cow is the enemy of the people! - mith tweet

Paul Ryan going home to roost as a board member at Fox. I mean, it’s just one big pile of garbage. The entire Republican Party is like garbage on fire. - Chelsea Handler

Trump calls George Conway a “husband from Hell.” Melania, Marla and Ivana could not be reached for comment. - Tea Pain

I am trying to find one redeeming thing about our leader. Hitler is said to have liked dogs and chocolate. But this guy... - Dee

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Once Joe Biden enters the race, I have no doubt that Trump will attack Biden’s deceased son, because Trump is simply a monster. - Roland Scahill

Rock The Voter News

Got some wires crossed and now I have Temple vs. Pete Buttigieg in my NCAA bracket. - Conan O'Brien

No, this is not a mini-pad on my head.

What The Hell Is Bernie Doing? Does He Think We Won't Notice?
Shortly before he gave speeches launching his 2020 campaign earlier this month, Bernie Sanders emailed his supporters, urging them to “do our very best to engage respectfully with our Democratic opponents—talking about the issues we are fighting for, not about personalities or past grievances. I want to be clear that I condemn bullying and harassment of any kind and in any space.
What he didn’t include was that one of the people already advising him and helping him write those launch speeches is one of his most famously aggressive supporters online.
Since December, David Sirota has, on Twitter, on his own website, and in columns in The Guardian, been trashing most of Sanders’s Democratic opponents...

Kamala Harris is the only presidential candidate who hasn't disrespected Hillary Clinton. - Mr. Weeks tweet

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary Clinton

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The economy lost an estimated $11 billion due to Trump’s shutdown. Trump lost $11B trying to get $5.7B for a wall should tell all #MAGA supporters just what kind of businessman #DonTheCon is. #Resist - irishygirl tweet

Business/Tech News

Yesterday: Prohibition of alcohol gave the mafia their power & money.

Today: Strict drug regulation gave us Pablo Escobar, El Chapo and a legal Opioid epidemic.

Trump Gets More China Trademarks
China has granted preliminary approval to 38 new Trump-related trademarks as President Trump's family works to develop a series of branded products in the country, including hotel chains, escort services and insurance.

REMINDER: Dick Cheney's (R-WY) Halliburton made $39.5 billion in profits from the Iraq War. - Baxter Bean

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The tile will be installed this weekend.

Be still my heart.