Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Who are you going to divorce Kellyanne?

Kellyanne Conway baffled by husband’s Trump criticism: ‘He was literally crying with joy in his MAGA hat on election night’
Kellyanne Conway doesn’t agree with her husband’s assessment of President Donald Trump’s mental state, and she told CNN he must have changed his mind since the election.

Apparently the national emergency is on pause while Trump tries to break up a marriage. - Alt Fed Employee tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

My ability to despise both Donald Trump and George Conway at the same time is a true gift and I deserve a parade for it. - Marie Connor

Houston Burning 
The petrochemical facility fire that brought towers of black clouds, heavy smoke and bursts of flames to Deer Park, Texas before it was extinguished early Wednesday was not an unfamiliar site for the area.

Republican Shenanigans

*everybody laughs at Devin Nunes* 

Nunes: ”We’ll see who’s laughing after I sue this fake internet cow!” 

*everybody laughs harder* - Adam Best

This cow is the enemy of the people! - mith tweet

Paul Ryan going home to roost as a board member at Fox. I mean, it’s just one big pile of garbage. The entire Republican Party is like garbage on fire. - Chelsea Handler

Trump calls George Conway a “husband from Hell.”  Melania, Marla and Ivana could not be reached for comment. - Tea Pain

I am trying to find one redeeming thing about our leader.  Hitler is said to have liked dogs and chocolate.  But this guy... - Dee


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Once Joe Biden enters the race, I have no doubt that Trump will attack Biden’s deceased son, because Trump is simply a monster. - Roland Scahill

Rock The Voter News

Got some wires crossed and now I have Temple vs. Pete Buttigieg in my NCAA bracket. - Conan O'Brien

No, this is not a mini-pad on my head.
What The Hell Is Bernie Doing? Does He Think We Won't Notice?
Shortly before he gave speeches launching his 2020 campaign earlier this month, Bernie Sanders emailed his supporters, urging them to “do our very best to engage respectfully with our Democratic opponents—talking about the issues we are fighting for, not about personalities or past grievances. I want to be clear that I condemn bullying and harassment of any kind and in any space.
What he didn’t include was that one of the people already advising him and helping him write those launch speeches is one of his most famously aggressive supporters online.
Since December, David Sirota has, on Twitter, on his own website, and in columns in The Guardian, been trashing most of Sanders’s Democratic opponents...

Kamala Harris is the only presidential candidate who hasn't disrespected Hillary Clinton. - Mr. Weeks tweet

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary Clinton


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The economy lost an estimated $11 billion due to Trump’s shutdown.  Trump lost $11B trying to get $5.7B for a wall should tell all #MAGA supporters just what kind of businessman #DonTheCon is. #Resist - irishygirl tweet

Business/Tech News

Yesterday: Prohibition of alcohol gave the mafia their power & money. 
Today: Strict drug regulation gave us Pablo Escobar, El Chapo and a legal Opioid epidemic.

Trump Gets More China Trademarks
China has granted preliminary approval to 38 new Trump-related trademarks as President Trump's family works to develop a series of branded products in the country, including hotel chains, escort services and insurance.

REMINDER: Dick Cheney's (R-WY) Halliburton made $39.5 billion in profits from the Iraq War. - Baxter Bean


The tile will be installed this weekend.
Be still my heart.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
It's grocery shopping day.


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