All Hat No Cattle

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Look at all the Democrats running for president

Poll: Trump trails several possible 2020 Dem opponents
President Trump lags behind several prominent Democrats, including many of the declared contenders for the 2020 nomination, in a new poll from a left-leaning outlet.

So glad our constitution was built in a system of checks, balances, and epic clapbacks. - Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Imagine having a 5x draft dodger ban you from the military because you’re transgender. - irishygirl tweet

FBI Releases Report About Shutdown And It's Grim
FBI Agents Association just released a 72-page report about the shutdown. "The shutdown has eliminated any ability to operate," says 1 agent. "The US Attorney's Office is unable to issue grand jury subpoenas for financial institutions," says another.

Disgusting that the Supreme Court will allow Trump’s transgender military ban. This is why the GOP and evangelicals stood by Trump — so he could pack #SCOTUS with right-wing Justices and turn it into a discrimination machine. - Adam Best

Republican Shenanigans

Can we trade those Catholic school boys for the caravan, because if anyone is going to grow up and commit violent crimes it’s those racist little JV Klansmen. - OhNoSheTwint

Right Here Is The Deep State
PR firm RunSwitch, co-run by adviser to Sen. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) Scott Jennings, has played a significant role in quelling the outrage over a video that at first appeared to show a MAGA hat-wearing teen disrespectfully crowding the space of and smirking at a Native American man.

Since the Covington Catholic school boys are intent on entering the very adult world of telling me what I can and can't do with my own body, I'm going to ask that we treat them like the big boys they want to be and hold them accountable for THEIR actions. - Amee Vanderpool

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Asked if she considers herself Trump’s equal, she (Pelosi) replied, “The Constitution does.”

Rock The Voter News

Kamala Harris has already won something greater than the presidency, she gave little black girls hope that one day they can run for President. Everything is not always about "winning" look at what Hillary Clinton stolen election caused, a wave of women congressional leaders. - Mr. Weeks tweet

DACA Survives Trump, For Now
The Supreme Court on Tuesday once again did not act on the Trump administration's effort to end the DACA program... .

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Donald Trump's hairdo after his first night in prison. - The Trucker Vote tweet

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Business/Tech News

"If there's global warming why is it still cold in winter??" is the rhetorical equivalent of "if there was evolution why are there still monkeys??" - Philip Bump

The Latest Trump Tell-All Book Says...
Former White House chief of staff John Kelly reportedly once said that getting fired would be the "best day I’ve had since I walked into this place.”
“This is the worst [expletive] job I’ve ever had," Kelly said to former West Wing communications aide Cliff Sims

Do you think, in a pinch, Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt? - Justin Staggs

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Monday, January 21, 2019

Martin Luther King, Jr. would've have been 90 years old

Pence slammed for quoting King to defend wall proposal
Vice President Mike Pence was harshly criticized on Sunday for quoting the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in his most famous speech in defending

As we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day, the greatest tribute we can pay him is to heed his wisdom, honor his example, and emulate his actions. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy--for everyone. - Bill Clinton

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Kim Jong Un wants the penthouse of the future Trump Tower in Pyongyang, North Korea.

Putin reportedly Close To Firing Giuliani - Andy Borowitz

Methinks Giuliani Will Need A Lawyer Before All Is Said And Done
President Donald Trump told his lawyer Rudy Giuliani that he “may” have spoken to Michael Cohen before his Congressional testimony but doesn’t recall what was said.

I'm old enough to remember back when we had a government. - Rex Huppke

Republican Shenanigans

I shudder to think what Jesus would go through if he went to a Catholic high school. - TheTweetOfGod

Better To Apologize Than End Up In The Gulag
A Belarusian model and self-styled sex instructor who last year claimed to have evidence of Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election said Saturday that she apologizes to a Russian tycoon for the claim and won't say more about the matter.

The Pelosi/Trump standoff reminds me of two spoiled children and Nancy Pelosi. - Conan O'Brien

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10 years ago today. The largest inaugural crowd in history.

Photo by Pete Souza

Rock The Voter News

Fox Accuses Buzzfeed of Inaccuracy With Straight Face - Andy Borowitz

The Democratic Presidential Primaries Will Kick Ass
Kamala Harris announced Monday that she is running for president in 2020, arguing that the time has come to fight against what she views as ...

Pelosi Says She'll Skip Trump And Deal Directly With Putin. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

As cool as it is to learn your Uber driver is also a Coast Guard Rear Admiral, we REALLY need to end this government shutdown. - Conan O'Brien

The value of these bricks will shoot through the roof after #Trump is institutionalized
President Trump’s 2020 reelection campaign sent out a fundraising email Friday asking for donations of $20.20 and pledging to send fake bricks to Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) or Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) over their refusal to provide Trump's demanded wall funding.

So the Rams and the Patriots are playing for hamberders at the White House. - Tony Posnanski

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Thank you all!

Friday, January 18, 2019

I wonder if Trump will resign or defect first

President Trump Directed His Attorney Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress About The Moscow Tower Project
President Donald Trump directed his longtime attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about negotiations to build a Trump Tower in Moscow, according to two federal law enforcement officials involved in an investigation of the matter.

Interesting to note, is that this information comes from two federal law enforcement officials involved in "AN" investigation. Was it Mueller's people who leaked this info to Buzzfeed, or the Southern District of New York or...? Buzzfeed published the Steele Dossier while the New York Times passed on it.

It’s nice to wake up and learn that Donald Trump is f*cked. - Tony Posnanski

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

On the same day top North Korean nuclear negotiator Kim Yong Chol meets in Washington with US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and possibly President Trump, the Pentagon rolls out a new missile defense strategy that says Pyongyang poses an 'extraordinary threat.' - Will Ripley, CNN

It's Always The Cover Up That Nails These Guys
Former Attorney General Eric Holder called for impeachment proceedings to begin if a report from Buzzfeed News saying President Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about plans to build a Trump Tower in Moscow during the 2016 presidential campaign are true.

Watergate is starting to look like something cute with a boopable nose. - goldengateblond tweet

Republican Shenanigans

I’m starting to think that the Space Force is part of Trump’s getaway plan. - Marie Connor

Mitch McConnell Wants To Play Musical Chairs
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has been urging Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to run for the Kansas Senate seat that will be left vacant by retiring Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS) despite President Donald Trump’s strong objection.

Better President Pelosi than President Putin - Jeff Tiedrich

How odd that Karen Pence thinks Christ's teaching is all about sex
I must check the New Testament again. - John Cleese

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Pelosi’s office says her delegation tried to continue with Afghanistan trip by flying commercial but that Trump letter exposed the group and US troops to “danger” by disclosing the travel plans. - Jim Acosta, CNN

Rock The Voter News

The Gray Lady Has Some Mold
With the recent revelation that the FBI has long suspected Donald Trump of being a Russian puppet, Dean Baquet owes Liz Spayd an overdue apology.
In May 2017, Baquet, as New York Times executive editor, oversaw the elimination of the paper's public-editor position, effectively firing Spayd before her two-year term was up. As public editor, it was Spayd's job to act as an internal Times watchdog, answer reader questions, and address concerns about news coverage.
Why was Spayd pushed out?
In November 2016 and again in January 2017, Spayd wrote columns that criticized the paper's "timid" coverage of the Russia hacking scandal during the presidential campaign.

I can handle our enemies just fine. It's some of our so-called allies who keep me up at night. - driftglass

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Business/Tech News

We live in a world where Buzzfeed is breaking serious news stories, our president wants a space army and sleeps with porn stars, and one of our best hopes of getting to Mars is an eccentric billionaire embroiled in a financial lawsuit over Tweets he made while tripping balls. - Richard Jeter

Hey, Mr. Mueller, I'm Not A Lawyer But Is This Witness Intimidation?
President Donald Trump on Friday issued a new threat against the father-in-law of his former “fixer” over Twitter.

If prayer rugs flew, I’d convert. - John Aravosis

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