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Thursday, January 3, 2019

Welcome Back Democracy!

Democrats take control of the House as a new Congress convenes
Following eight years in the minority, Democrats are taking control of the House after winning a net-gain of 40 seats during the midterm ...

Nancy Pelosi has just arrived at the Capitol and I want to run up to her screaming, "Mom! Mom! Thank God you're home! The babysitter is bat sh*t cray and starting fires." - Amee Vanderpool

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

We are a few months away from “the wall has been completed and it is invisible” - Ryan Lizza

Trump Picks Fight With Pope
President Trump on Wednesday suggested that a border wall can't be immoral because there are walls around the Vatican.
“When they say the wall’s immoral, well then you got to do something about the Vatican, because the Vatican has the biggest wall of them all," Trump said during remarks at a meeting with his Cabinet members.

Can someone just show Trump a picture of the Great Wall of China and tell him it's Texas so he'll shut up? - Devin Duke

Republican Shenanigans

Nancy Pelosi gives the expression ‘grow a pair’ new meaning. All the men in Washington need to grow a pair of ovaries like her and start standing up to Trump. - TDP tweet

Romney Makes Great PR Move By Being Coy
Sen.-elect Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said Wednesday that he hasn't decided whether to endorse President Trump in the 2020 election, but ruled out mounting a primary challenge himself.
"I haven’t decided who I’m going to endorse in 2020. I’m going to see what the alternatives are," Romney said in an interview with CNN's Jake Tapper.

If Jeff Flake and Susan Collins had a child it would be Mitt Romney. - Tony Posnanski

We weren’t even 48 hours into 2019 and the DC press was calling Elizabeth Warren unlikeable and Mitt Romney a courageous maverick. - Adam Parkhomenko

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Fun fact: Presidential signatures are not required to keep the government open. Congress has the power to override a president and make law. - Steve Dennis

Rock The Voter News

Nancy Pelosi won't ever wear 'the coat' again because it has become a distraction, while Donald Trump puts fake movie posters on desks during cabinet meetings...
It will be very nice to have adults in charge of our government in a few hours. - Roland Scahill

Bernie Was Too Busy To Notice Sexual Harassment
As Bernie Sanders faces new allegations of sexual harassment within his 2016 presidential campaign, the Vermont senator said he never noticed.
“I was a little bit busy running around the country,” he said on CNN Wednesday evening when Anderson Cooper asked about the allegations of misconduct.

Take a minute to really let the scale of Paul Ryan’s fall from grace really sink in.
A candidate for Vice President a few short years ago. One of the two most powerful Republicans in Congress.
Gone from office with an approval rate barely a dozen points above zero. - The Hoarse Whisperer

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Business/Tech News

If you’re a white man who’s afraid of women and minorities gaining power, perhaps it’s because of how you’ve seen women and minorities treated and how you yourself have treated them. - OhNoSheTwint

Uh Oh. Somebody's Gonna Get Fired
Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett predicts "a heck of a lot of'' U.S. companies will join Apple in announcing lower than expected earnings due to trade war

Is it possible the stock market keeps fluctuating so much because there’s a cat sitting on its keyboard? - Conan O'Brien

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So Close!

Thank you!

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Let the games begin...

Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi showdown starts over the shutdown
Donald Trump vs. Nancy Pelosi, the standoff that will define Washington for the next two years, starts today.

"We're happy to consider the Wall the moment you fulfill your campaign promise of getting Mexico to pay for it." - Nancy Pelosi

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Where to begin. The corruption & criminality is overwhelming. But starting tomorrow finally there will be accountability. And when the dust settles, we will be rid of this lying malignant narcissistic cancer. Happy New Year. - Rob Reiner

Some People Just Shouldn't Be Allowed To Tweet
New Year’s Eve is a night of extreme revelry and sometimes questionable decisions. US Strategic Command made one of these decisions with a tweet associating the Times Square Ball with an explosive bomb. Stratcom is the agency responsible for preparing the US for the threat of nuclear war.

Why is anyone surprised that Trump's willing to shut down our government when it's clearly not the one he works for? - Stephen Colbert

If You Thought Kavanaugh's Confirmation Was Bad...
The Trump administration more than doubled the number of judges it confirmed to federal appeals courts in 2018, exceeding the pace of the last five presidents and stocking the courts with lifetime appointees who could have profound consequences for civil rights, the environment and government regulations.

Frankly, I never understood why Trump’s bizarre public request to Putin for emails didn’t result in his immediate removal from the campaign. - Grant Stern

Remember, Saudi Arabia can behead 47 people in one day but it's ok b/c they're our ally against ISIS, which beheads people. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Mitt Romney still believes in tax cuts for the rich, overturning Roe v. Wade and putting corporations before people, but at least he's real nice about it. - Nick Jack Pappas

Meanwhile At The Border: More Tear Gas!
US agents have fired tear gas over the border into Mexico at migrants trying to enter the country illegally.
Around 150 Central Americans tried to make the crossing near the town of Tijuana to the south of California on New Year's Day.

Oh Please let’s stop making Mitch Romney the 2nd coming of Christ, he’s just a Jeff Flake with darker hair ! - Mayday Mindy

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It's 2019 but Michael Cohen is still writing "For Hush Money" on all his checks. - Conan O'Brien

Rock The Voter News

In 2018 people stepped up and showed up like never before. Keep it up in 2019. We’ve got a lot of work to do, and I’ll be right there with you. Happy New Year, everybody! - Barack Obama

Russia Wants To Play Prisoner Exchange?
The brother of a U.S. citizen arrested in Russia on espionage charges said Tuesday that he's innocent and was in Moscow to attend a wedding.

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Business/Tech News

The Trump Foundation is no more. And they were SO close to finding somebody to be charitable to! - Stephen Colbert

This Doctor Still Has A License?
A hospital in Cleveland reportedly fired a resident doctor after it was discovered she had been sharing anti-Semitic comments on social media.
Cleveland.com reported on Sunday that the Cleveland Clinic confirmed that Lara Kollab is no longer working with the organization after having only worked as a supervised resident with the clinic from July to September last year...Kollab could also be seen saying she would “purposely give all the yahood the wrong meds,”...

If New York legalizes recreational marijuana, the Big Apple is gonna get hollowed out and turned in to a bong. - Stephen Colbert

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Email
Subject: Sanity

Hi Lisa,

How in the world do you do it? It would take me a week to find what you post daily.

Keep up the great work. I need it more than ever for my sanity.

Do you believe there is a pee tape? Haven't seen much on your site about it.

Rudi (not Giuliani)

Thank you Rudi (not Giuliani)!

Twitter is where I find most of the material. It is a great tool for breaking news from the newsmakers to the movers and the shakers. It all depends on who you follow. The rest is done by Googling a lot PLUS I am sick and tired of Republicans ruining this country.

The pee tape? Well, the Steele dossier has been right so far...but, deep in my heart, I hope it isn't true because the world has suffered enough.

Take care,
Lisa

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So Close!

Monday, December 31, 2018

Happy New Year!

Auld Lang Syne: because why not start 2019 with a sad dirge written by a Scotsman in 1788? - Conan O'Brien

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Best wishes to all for a peaceful 2019.