Auld Lang Syne: because why not start 2019 with a sad dirge written by a Scotsman in 1788? - Conan O'Brien
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Best wishes to all for a peaceful 2019.
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Monday, December 31, 2018
Happy New Year!
Best wishes to all for a peaceful 2019.
Friday, December 28, 2018
That was the week that was
Nearly 60 percent of U.S. voters surveyed say President Trump should be either impeached and removed from office or formally censured, according to a new Harvard CAPS/Harris poll released exclusively to The Hill.
The only "wall" the Founding Fathers wanted was between Church and State.
And that one definitely needs some repairs. - Mrs. Betty Bowers
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump
- 9000 US children killed by opioids and heroin since 1999
- Retired Gen. Allen criticizes Trump for turning troop visit into 'political rally'
- Trump threatens to close border, cut off aid to Central American countries
- Lemon calls out Trump lying to troops' faces
- Russia tells U.S. not to interfere in Saudi Crown Prince MBS becoming King, despite Khashoggi murder
BREAKING: Troops ask to live with Mattis after divorce is finalized - Duffel Blog
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| How would you have felt seeing that? |
At first I thought this was Putin testing his new supersonic weaponry
New Yorkers were shocked and amazed by an eerie blue light that took over the night sky in the Astoria neighborhood of Queens on Thursday night. Officials say an electrical fire at a Con Edison substation was to blame — not an alien ship or any of the other wild ideas the sight inspired.
Dear Media:
People who weren't bothered by:
-racist birtherism
-mocking the disabled-sexual assault
-education fraud
-emoluments violations
-defending Nazis/KKK
-5k lies since inauguration
-stealing children at border...will not be outraged that he lied to troops about a pay raise
- John Fugelsang
I'm Not Crying. You're Crying.
Some of the children among the hundreds migrants that were left in downtown El Paso, Texas, earlier this week by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials were treated with a gift-filled Christmas thanks to two employees at a local hotel, CBS News reports.
Trump's party has the White House, the Senate and the House and when he can't accomplish anything, it's the Democrats fault?
Trump's the guy that strikes out at a bar, then claims it's because all the women there were lesbians. - Tea Pain
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| Donald, vhy am I vearing sunglasses at night and do my thighs look fat? |
Republican Shenanigans
- POLL: More Americans blame Trump for government shutdown
- Graham to Pelosi: 'No Wall Money, No Deal'
- Michael Cohen makes new statement on Prague visit and says ‘Mueller knows everything’
- Michael Cohen discussed mysterious $1.8 million loan to pool boy that Jerry Falwell Jr and his wife befriended: report
- Dershowitz: 'It's been harder for me to get on anti-Trump networks' like CNN
- Republican erupts in laughter over Trump’s empty border threats — and says no one takes him seriously anymore
- Federal judge blocks Trump administration's cuts to discount drug program
Today would be a good day for Mueller to make the new year happy for everybody but the Trump Crime Family - Jeff Tiedrich
Gawd, Gag Me With A Spoon
Report: Robert Mueller obtained a ‘nude selfie’ in course of investigating Russian election interference.The disclosure was made in a legal filing by a Russian company charged by the special counsel.
Anybody think for one second that “Obama used his father's connections to dodge the draft” would’ve been a one-day story? Yeah, me neither. - Adam Parkhomenko
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Rock The Voter News
- Dem lawmaker: ‘Entirely inappropriate’ for Trump to talk politics during troop visit
- House Democrats staffing up ahead of likely Trump investigations: report
- Former bodyguard on JFK: "He was a very humorous person and everybody adored him"
The new DNC rules state that anyone running for the party's nomination must "affirm, in writing,...that they: A. are a member of the Democratic Party; B. will accept the Democratic nomination; and C. will run and serve as a member of the Democratic Party.” - Jonathan Capehart
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell should explain why he blocked a bipartisan denunciation of Russian interference in our election before voters went to the polls.
Americans deserve to hear why McConnell did not trust them with the evidence that he and 11 other congressional leaders received in a confidential briefing in September.
The guy who promised that Mexico would pay for the wall and ran an entire campaign on building the wall is now saying he'll close the southern border if America doesn’t pay for the wall. - OhNoSheTwint
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Reminder:
The entire Trump family spent charity money on themselves.
Happy Friday. - Andy Lassner
Business/Tech News
- Marriott forced black sales exec to dance to Michael Jackson songs to amuse coworkers: lawsuit
- North Korea defector hack: Personal data of almost 1,000 leaked
- Hacker steals ten years worth of data from San Diego school district
- US government advises workers on staving off creditors amid shutdown
If republicans had forced Trump to show his tax returns, he never would have become president.
If republicans had forced Trump to divest from his businesses, he would not be trading favors with foreign adversaries.
This is all on Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan. They own it all! - Treason Stickers tweet
30 years ago if you told me New York was going to legalize marijuana, I would have said, “that’s funky fresh!” because that’s what people said back then. - Conan O'Brien
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Thursday, December 27, 2018
Trump visits the troops. Trump promptly lies to the troops.
During his first visit to a combat zone since assuming office nearly two years ago, President Donald Trump couldn’t help but take personal credit for a very generous and fictional pay raise for U.S. troops.
We need to realize that a good portion of our country thinks "Hold my beer" is a really great approach to foreign policy.- Kona Lowell
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump
- Following Trump visit, Iraqi lawmakers demand US troop withdrawal
- Trump, in Iraq, defends decision to withdraw troops from Syria
- Trump says he will do ‘whatever it takes’ to secure funding for border wall
- Saudi king orders Cabinet shakeup after Khashoggi’s killing
- Nielsen deflects blame for boy's death in Border Patrol custody
- Trump administration to appeal asylum ruling
- Russia is poised to add a new hypersonic nuclear warhead to its arsenal
How to create world peace: parachute Trump into every war torn country and within hours the warring sides will unite to demand that he get the f-ck out. - Andy Borowitz
Trump Turns Troops Into MAGAs
CNN’s Pentagon correspondent said that President Trump signing red “Make America Great Again” hats for troops in Iraq may have violated Defense Department rules.
"What commander allowed that to really happen?” Barbara Starr asked Wednesday night.
“This is very much against military policy and regulation,” Starr said. “Troops are not supposed to be involved in political activities, the U.S. military is not a political force.”
Who wore it better?
Trump said he was concerned about Melania’s safety in Iraq.
Please.
He took her in case he needed a human shield. - bjcreigh tweet
Republican Shenanigans
- Giuliani calls for Mueller to be investigated for destruction of FBI evidence
- Cell signal puts Cohen outside Prague around time of purported Russian meeting
- Fox's Hume, former CNN anchor O'Brien exchange blows on Twitter over Trump Iraq visit
- GOP candidate who drove "deportation bus" reports to jail following indictment
- Trump angrily lashes out at Democrats in Twitter tirade as they ignore his demands for wall funding
- Ohio legislature overturns Kasich veto on bill broadening gun owners' rights
- Trump’s white male supporters may lose their food stamps
To the conservative, strict constructionists on SCOTUS: a gentle reminder that nowhere in the Constitution does it say a sitting president cannot be indicted. - George Takei
Trump & His Crackerjack PR Team
The president's trip to Iraq was supposed to be a surprise. But the White House couldn’t keep the sensitive trip a secret for long.
A reminder that the 2013 Republican shutdown cost the U.S. economy $24 billion dollars. - Sen. Jeff Merkley
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Seven-year-old Devastates Trump By Telling Him Hillary Got More Votes - Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
- NEW POLL: Barack and Michelle Obama are America’s most admired man and woman
- Barack Obama, Stacy Abrams and others explain how to really make America great again
- A Christmas tradition! Hillary Clinton takes her ballet-loving daughter attend The Nutcracker
“The Cong were after me,” Trump said. “And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.” - Andy Borowitz
Trump's Shysters Are Busy!
Trump's lawyers are using the government shutdown to ask for a delay in a court case over claims that he is illegally profiting from business his Washington hotel does with foreign countries
Calm down, everyone. Trump just exposed the location and identities of Navy Seal Team 5 on Twitter. It’s not like he did something really dangerous like use a private email server while female. - OhNoSheTwint
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White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers - The Onion
Business/Tech News
- Dow soars more than 1,000 points in a miraculous comeback
- MSNBC morning ratings top Fox for first time in 18 years
- Trump: ‘Most of the people not getting paid’ in shutdown are Democrats
- WH economic adviser reassures on Powell, Mnuchin job security
- China says trade talks with US planned for January
Most surreal thing in Canada is all the ads urging Canadians to buy special health insurance before visiting the U.S. so they don’t risk bankruptcy. - Matt Ford
No Economic Data For You!
The Commerce Department's Bureau of Economic Analysis and Census Bureau will not publish economic data during the partial government shutdown
Couple weeks ago I was dreaming of a white Christmas...This year my Xmas wish is for a more compassionate world, and a more congenial America... that’s not asking a lot. Kindness is contagious. May you be blessed with good health,- Bryan Cranston tweet
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