Auld Lang Syne: because why not start 2019 with a sad dirge written by a Scotsman in 1788? - Conan O'Brien
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Best wishes to all for a peaceful 2019.
Auld Lang Syne: because why not start 2019 with a sad dirge written by a Scotsman in 1788? - Conan O'Brien
The only "wall" the Founding Fathers wanted was between Church and State.
And that one definitely needs some repairs. - Mrs. Betty Bowers
BREAKING: Troops ask to live with Mattis after divorce is finalized - Duffel Blog
How would you have felt seeing that? |
Dear Media:
People who weren't bothered by:
-racist birtherism
-mocking the disabled-sexual assault
-education fraud
-emoluments violations
-defending Nazis/KKK
-5k lies since inauguration
-stealing children at border...will not be outraged that he lied to troops about a pay raise
- John Fugelsang
Trump's party has the White House, the Senate and the House and when he can't accomplish anything, it's the Democrats fault?
Trump's the guy that strikes out at a bar, then claims it's because all the women there were lesbians. - Tea Pain
Donald, vhy am I vearing sunglasses at night and do my thighs look fat? |
Today would be a good day for Mueller to make the new year happy for everybody but the Trump Crime Family - Jeff Tiedrich
Anybody think for one second that “Obama used his father's connections to dodge the draft” would’ve been a one-day story? Yeah, me neither. - Adam Parkhomenko
The new DNC rules state that anyone running for the party's nomination must "affirm, in writing,...that they: A. are a member of the Democratic Party; B. will accept the Democratic nomination; and C. will run and serve as a member of the Democratic Party.” - Jonathan Capehart
The guy who promised that Mexico would pay for the wall and ran an entire campaign on building the wall is now saying he'll close the southern border if America doesn’t pay for the wall. - OhNoSheTwint
Reminder:
The entire Trump family spent charity money on themselves.
Happy Friday. - Andy Lassner
If republicans had forced Trump to show his tax returns, he never would have become president.
If republicans had forced Trump to divest from his businesses, he would not be trading favors with foreign adversaries.
This is all on Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan. They own it all! - Treason Stickers tweet
30 years ago if you told me New York was going to legalize marijuana, I would have said, “that’s funky fresh!” because that’s what people said back then. - Conan O'Brien
We need to realize that a good portion of our country thinks "Hold my beer" is a really great approach to foreign policy.- Kona Lowell
How to create world peace: parachute Trump into every war torn country and within hours the warring sides will unite to demand that he get the f-ck out. - Andy Borowitz
Trump said he was concerned about Melania’s safety in Iraq.
Please.
He took her in case he needed a human shield. - bjcreigh tweet
To the conservative, strict constructionists on SCOTUS: a gentle reminder that nowhere in the Constitution does it say a sitting president cannot be indicted. - George Takei
A reminder that the 2013 Republican shutdown cost the U.S. economy $24 billion dollars. - Sen. Jeff Merkley
Seven-year-old Devastates Trump By Telling Him Hillary Got More Votes - Andy Borowitz
“The Cong were after me,” Trump said. “And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.” - Andy Borowitz
Calm down, everyone. Trump just exposed the location and identities of Navy Seal Team 5 on Twitter. It’s not like he did something really dangerous like use a private email server while female. - OhNoSheTwint
White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers - The Onion
Most surreal thing in Canada is all the ads urging Canadians to buy special health insurance before visiting the U.S. so they don’t risk bankruptcy. - Matt Ford
Couple weeks ago I was dreaming of a white Christmas...This year my Xmas wish is for a more compassionate world, and a more congenial America... that’s not asking a lot. Kindness is contagious. May you be blessed with good health,- Bryan Cranston tweet