Thursday, December 6, 2018

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CNN's Toobin: Mueller filings suggest probe 'increasingly focused' on Trump
Jeffrey Toobin said Thursday that Cohen's guilty plea was as "close to President Trump as Mueller has ever come" in terms of public disclosures.

Americans want Mueller to text them the second this nightmare is over. - Andy Borowitz


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump’s funeral someday will consist of Sean Hannity pushing his body around in a shopping cart while Jeanine Pirro screech-cries and blames Hillary. - The Hoarse Whisperer

Trump Escalates Trade War. Wall Street Falls Back In Horror.
Huawei Technologies Co (HUAWEI) is now trapped in the crosshairs of a trade war.
Meng Wanzhou, the CFO for Huawei Technologies and daughter of the founder of the Chinese telecommunications giant, was arrested in Vancouver, Canada on December 1 and could face extradition to the U.S. over potential violations of U.S. sanctions on Iran.





Remember when the Trump Tower meeting was about adoptions?Good times. - Rick Wilson

Republican Shenanigans




I Bet They'll Be Caught Red-Handed. Get It? 
A Democratic U.S. congressman on Wednesday called for an emergency hearing into claims of fraud in a North Carolina election, where the state is probing alleged improper handling of ballots by political operatives.

“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I'm impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump bragged.- Andy Borowitz



Gurl, did you hear that Mike Flynn might have been wearing a wire? -  Barbara Malmet


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George W. Bush has about two or three more times to hand Michelle Obama a piece of candy before y’all completely forget about the Iraq invasion and the 2008 financial crisis altogether. - Donte Stallworth

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Those who really deserve praise today are the Obamas for having to tolerate sitting next to the racist birthers whose rhetoric endangered their lives both whilst in office and out of office. - Ricky Davila







Don Jr. Thinks He's Going To Be Indicted
Fox News legal analyst Andrew Napolitano said Wednesday that Donald Trump Jr. has spoken privately to friends, telling them he expects an indictment forthcoming from Robert Mueller's special counsel office.






All Living Former Presidents Make Plans To Reunite At Trump’s Impeachment. - Andy Borowitz

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“Look, falling out of the sky! It's the Dow, it's the Nasdaq, it's... TARIFF MAN!” - Middle Age Riot tweet

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Question: How Many Laws Can A Kushner Break?
Answer: I've Lost Count.
The family of Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner is taking advantage of a tax break in the 2017 Trump tax cut that was designed to spur investment in low-income communities.


Instead of “Individual 1” I wish Mueller would refer to Trump as #ThatFcuker. - Andy Borowitz




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Thank you! Only 9 more days till AHNC's 18th Birthday!





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These are Mandarin Dragonfish., the non-fire breathing type.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

BREAKING: Trump Tackled on White House Lawn Fleeing Arresting Officers

Mueller: Flynn gave ‘substantial assistance’ to probe, deserves little to no prison
“The defendant deserves credit for accepting responsibility in a timely fashion and substantially assisting the government.”

Elton John: Rocket man
Billy Joel: Piano man
Beatles: Nowhere manDonald Trump: Tariff manRobert Mueller: You’re f*cked, man. - Palmer Report tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

It’s amazing how many people can still imagine Mike Pence was picked by Manafort, worked closely with Flynn and dealt constantly with Trump...yet somehow did not know what was going on and is not complicit.- Michael Beschloss



Want To Be Scared? Really Scared?
Amid all the recent fears about North Korea building an electromagnetic-pulse weapon that could disrupt America’s electronic backbone, another potential threat has been ignored: Russia’s new Alabuga EMP weapons program.
Russian media describes a program that appears to be aimed at developing tactical EMP weapons that would affect a small area, rather than strategic arms that would disable, say, a nation’s entire electrical grid.



Furloughed Willie Horton Pays Respects At George H.W. Bush Funeral - The Onion


I love that Trump has zero idea that he has the right to remain silent.- Andy Lassner


Republican Shenanigans

Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him - Andy Borowitz




I Wonder How Much Higher Jared Kushner's Voice Will Get When He's Handcuffed
Michael Flynn’s sentencing memo could spell deep trouble for Jared Kushner, the son-in-law to President Donald Trump and a senior White House adviser.


You know, if Mueller takes out Trump and Pence, we won’t have to worry about the GOP anymore. All their heads will simultaneously implode the first time they have to say “President Pelosi.” - goldengateblond tweet




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Our future is: Female 
Intersectional 
Powered by our belief in one another.And we’re just getting started. - Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand

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You Go Girl!
Virginia Democrat Abigail Spanberger had a potent defense against attacks by President Donald Trump and other Republicans casting her party as weak on national security: her career as a covert CIA counter-terrorism officer.





If Republicans really want to end voter fraud, they could just stop. - Kona Lowell




You know who never pleaded the fifth and testified for 11 hours because she was innocent?
Hillary Clinton.- Ricky Davila


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Business/Tech News

I shot the tariff, but I did not shoot the subsidy. - Michael McGough


So, How's Your Internet Service?
Cuba's state telephone company will allow mobile phone customers to use the Internet via a new 3G network, starting on Thursday. But as with previous tech advances in the island nation, only those who can afford it will be able to take advantage of the access — which remains under the control of the autocratic government.



 "There is no man smaller than the coward at a hero’s wake.” - Old Irish Saying


Dogs never bite me, just humans. - Marilyn Monroe


Prohibition ended 85 years ago today

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Baby Pangolin napping on its mother's tail. Didn't we all.

Peace.

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Emails of top NRCC officials stolen in major 2018 hack

Emails of top NRCC officials stolen in major 2018 hack
The House GOP campaign arm suffered a major hack during the 2018 election, exposing thousands of sensitive emails to an outside intruder, according to three senior party officials.

Hillary was wrong to call Trump's supporters a basket of deplorables. she should have called them a f*cktangle of sh*tweasels. - Jeff Tiedrich



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

President George H.W. Bush was a statesman, patriot and true friend to Canada. On Wednesday, as Americans mourn his passing, flags on federal buildings in Canada and at Canadian offices in the United States will be flown at half-mast. May he rest in peace. - Justin Trudeau



Please Don't Use Velvet Handcuffs, Mr. Mueller
America may get its most intimate look yet inside Robert Mueller's secretive Russia investigation in the next four days, with a series of disclosures that have the potential to be greatly damaging for President Donald Trump.
Court filings focusing on Trump's first national security adviser, Michael Flynn, on Tuesday and his ex-campaign chairman Paul Manafort on Friday could offer tantalizing new details of Mueller's deep dive into the 2016 campaign.



2008: Twitter is a fun microblogging service you can use to keep track of Ashton Kutcher
2018: Twitter is the president's preferred tool for witness tampering in a federal criminal investigation. - Matt Ford tweet




Republican Shenanigans

G-20 leaders vote unanimously not to give Trump asylum. - Andy Borowitz





I Love To Wake Up In The Morning When Republicans Are Infighting
George Conway, husband of White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, fired back at Eric Trump on Tuesday after the president's son accused him of "utter disrespect" toward his wife.


“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of Russia than Donald Trump,” Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. - Andy Borowitz




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If Donald Trump gets arrested on Christmas I will accept Christ. - Bess Kalb





Rock The Voter News

Iraq offers to help establish democracy in North Carolina.- Andy Borowitz


A Cat Wrote This Article
An article by Slate magazine has been savaged by Twitter users after urging people not to waste their “emotional energy” on Sully, George H.W. Bush’s service dog.
A photograph of the 2-year-old Labrador retriever resting beside the casket of his “best friend” and former president went viral Sunday, pulling at heartstrings across the political divide. 




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Business/Tech News

Whatever you think of Tariff Man, he is still the guy who got us through the War on Christmas. - Marie Connor


Keeping Kids Stupid For Corporate Subsidies!
Corporate tax subsidies, in the spotlight again after Amazon.com Inc's secretive quest to find a site for its second headquarters, are costing American public schools big money, a new report said on Tuesday.

Just as Hitler ruined the snazzy square mustache for everyone else, Donald Trump is going to ruin hot-gluing a desiccated badger pelt to your forehead for future generations. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Yikes. An eagle claw.

Peace.