Thursday, December 6, 2018

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CNN's Toobin: Mueller filings suggest probe 'increasingly focused' on Trump
Jeffrey Toobin said Thursday that Cohen's guilty plea was as "close to President Trump as Mueller has ever come" in terms of public disclosures.

Americans want Mueller to text them the second this nightmare is over. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump’s funeral someday will consist of Sean Hannity pushing his body around in a shopping cart while Jeanine Pirro screech-cries and blames Hillary. - The Hoarse Whisperer

Trump Escalates Trade War. Wall Street Falls Back In Horror.
Huawei Technologies Co (HUAWEI) is now trapped in the crosshairs of a trade war.
Meng Wanzhou, the CFO for Huawei Technologies and daughter of the founder of the Chinese telecommunications giant, was arrested in Vancouver, Canada on December 1 and could face extradition to the U.S. over potential violations of U.S. sanctions on Iran.

Remember when the Trump Tower meeting was about adoptions?Good times. - Rick Wilson

Republican Shenanigans

I Bet They'll Be Caught Red-Handed. Get It? 
A Democratic U.S. congressman on Wednesday called for an emergency hearing into claims of fraud in a North Carolina election, where the state is probing alleged improper handling of ballots by political operatives.

“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I'm impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump bragged.- Andy Borowitz

Gurl, did you hear that Mike Flynn might have been wearing a wire? -  Barbara Malmet


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George W. Bush has about two or three more times to hand Michelle Obama a piece of candy before y’all completely forget about the Iraq invasion and the 2008 financial crisis altogether. - Donte Stallworth

Rock The Voter News

Those who really deserve praise today are the Obamas for having to tolerate sitting next to the racist birthers whose rhetoric endangered their lives both whilst in office and out of office. - Ricky Davila

Don Jr. Thinks He's Going To Be Indicted
Fox News legal analyst Andrew Napolitano said Wednesday that Donald Trump Jr. has spoken privately to friends, telling them he expects an indictment forthcoming from Robert Mueller's special counsel office.

All Living Former Presidents Make Plans To Reunite At Trump’s Impeachment. - Andy Borowitz


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“Look, falling out of the sky! It's the Dow, it's the Nasdaq, it's... TARIFF MAN!” - Middle Age Riot tweet

Business/Tech News

Question: How Many Laws Can A Kushner Break?
Answer: I've Lost Count.
The family of Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner is taking advantage of a tax break in the 2017 Trump tax cut that was designed to spur investment in low-income communities.

Instead of “Individual 1” I wish Mueller would refer to Trump as #ThatFcuker. - Andy Borowitz


Thank you! Only 9 more days till AHNC's 18th Birthday!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

These are Mandarin Dragonfish., the non-fire breathing type.


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