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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

The Witch Hunt Continues

Mueller protection bill blocked in Senate for second time
Legislation protecting special counsel Robert Mueller was blocked on Wednesday for a second time in the past month.
Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), joined by Sens. Chris Coons (D-Del.) and Cory Booker (D-N.J.), tried to get consent to schedule the long-stalled legislation for a vote.

Why is shutting down the Government supposed to be a threat?It's been shut down for almost 2 years. - Renee Davis

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

nevada elected a dead pimp and mississippi elected a live confederate statue and excuse me while i drink this tequila straight out the bottle. - mith tweet

Right Wing Media Manipulation
As the media outrage toward the Trump administration’s harsh border policies escalated this week, Sinclair Broadcast Group required their roughly 200 local news outlets to air a defense of the Border Patrol’s use of tear gas against migrants crossing the border on Sunday.

Republican Shenanigans

Who could’ve expected that Paul Manafort, a guy who used Bond007 as his Dropbox password, would suck at hiding the truth? - OhNoSheTwint

Sarah Spinmeister Sanders Says Climate Change Is Not Based On Facts
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has said that the federal government’s latest climate change report, which outlined how global warming will cost the United States hundreds of billions of dollars in damage, is “not based on facts.”

One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we’re not necessarily such believers. You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean. - Donald Trump

Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff. - Scott Linnen

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Hi Lisa: I have been with you since the beginning. Don't really remember how I discovered you, but life has not been the same since - I anxiously await each of your posts so I can be reassured that I am not alone in my thinking, and also get a good laugh! Like you, hope the end is near for the Trump mob squad.....especially Jared and Ivanka.

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Sarah Sanders always looks like she has a structured settlement but needs cash now. - Marie Conner

Schumer Offers Trump $1.6 Billion For His Wall. In Exchange For What?
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY). ... is willing to provide the president with $1.6 billion in funding for his border wall

Chuck Schumer Proposes Slightly Smaller Swastika on Garage Door. - hey there mister! tweet

Trump: The Corporate Environmentalist
The Trump administration has been accused of using the deadly wildfires in California to push for weakened environmental rules in forests, opening them up for more logging.

When someone starts an argument with "I'm not a scientist, but..." maybe we should stop listening to them weighing in on science. And maybe news shows should stop asking these pundits to talk about something they’re not qualified to talk about. - Dan Rather

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Business/Tech News

If Colin Kaepernick had beaten a woman instead of kneeling during the anthem he'd still be in the NFL right now. - David Dennis Jr.

Gag Me With A Burrito
Mexico will bestow its highest honor for foreign nationals on US President Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner for his role in saving the country's free-trade agreement with the United States an

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

What would Jesus do? Hmmm?

Contradicting border chief, Trump claims 3 officers ‘very badly hurt’ by migrants
President Donald Trump, back on the campaign trail for the first time since the midterm elections, made a slew of dubious statements Monday about Central American migrants at the southern border

Some call parents w/kids in caravan, “reckless”. Many of my Cuban friends were sent here alone as kids -to live w/strangers in a foreign land. Castro wouldn’t let adults flee. Others brought kids in rafts. Many died on journey. Loving desperate parents will do desperate things. - Ana Navarro

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

So let me get this straight:

Manafort joins Trump campaign March 2016
Manafort secretly visits Wikileaks Assange in Ecuador, spring 2016
Trump elevates Manafort to Campaign Manager June 2016
In June and July 2016, Wikileaks releases Democratic emails
But...no collusion? - George Takei

Trump Wants To Compete With CNN. LOL.
President Donald Trump on Monday suggested the United States should create a "worldwide network" to combat the "unfair" way the country is treated by the media, saying CNN doesn't have enough competition overseas.

Donald Trump reminds you Paul Manafort is a fantastic individual who's been treated horribly & the real criminals are the women & children fleeing crime by legally applying for asylum at our border. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat #yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker - Samuel L. Jackson tweet

Trump's Mar-a-Lago Golf Buddies Under Investigation
The Government Accountability Office will investigate whether individuals connected to President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago club in Florida have had inappropriate influence over the Department of Veterans Affairs, according to a letter sent to Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts.

Look, if Mueller was breathing down your neck and a lifetime of greed and theft and laundered Russian mob money and paid-off sex partners was finally catching up with you, and all your sketchy henchmen were pleading guilty and/or cutting deals, you'd probably be in a bad mood too. - Jeff Tiedrich

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I guess it makes me a bad Christian but I would gladly pay a few more dollars in taxes if it meant our government would try and help those people in need instead of tear gassing toddlers.- Alt Fed Employee

Trump Resembles Elvis? Yep, You Heard That Right.
President Trump said at a rally Monday night that people said he looked like Elvis Presley when he was younger, “except for the blond hair.”

Trump: under investigationDon Jr: under investigationAssange: sealed indictmentManafort: in prisonPapadopoulos: in prisonCohen: awaiting sentencingFlynn: awaiting sentencing
Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably
Me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons - Jeff Tiedrich

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Very disappointed with General Motors and their CEO, Mary Barra, for closing plants in Ohio, Michigan and Maryland. Nothing being closed in Mexico & China. The U.S. saved General Motors, and this is the THANKS we get! We are now looking at cutting all @GM subsidies. - Donald Trump tweet

Business/Tech News

Apple v. Microsoft.
Microsoft briefly overtook Apple to become the world's most valuable company on Tuesday, according to data from Refinitiv. Microsoft's rise is fueled by continued traction with cloud computing and its ability to avoid the disappointing earnings results and increased regulatory scrutiny that have plagued many of its big tech rivals recently.

Scientists have identified a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge.- Andy Borowitz

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Monday, November 26, 2018

Trump tear gassed asylum seekers

U.S. Agents Spray Tear Gas At Migrants, Close Tijuana Border
U.S. agents fired tear gas at a group of migrants on Sunday as they tried to cross into the United States from Tijuana, Mexico.

Of course the ‘right to life’ party has no problem with gassing babies who have already been born. - Roland Scahill

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Folks are acting as though we had no choice but to use tear gas at our border. But we have known about this group approaching for weeks. We could have had buses and agents ready to process people in an orderly and humane way. Instead, Trump closed the border and gassed them. - George Takei

I Wonder How The CIA Feels About Trump Lying About Their Report
The ranking Democrat on the Senate Armed Services Committee accused President Donald Trump of lying about the CIA report on journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s murder.

I'm just not seeing how tear gassing children makes America great but unfortunately I've been cursed with a brain and a heart and a functioning moral compass and a well-formed sense of right and wrong so maybe one of you racist Deplorable f-ckfaces can set me straight here. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

On this day 1940, Nazi Germany began walling off the Jewish ghetto in Warsaw. - rishygirl

I Am SOOOO Looking Forward To The Next White House Press Briefing
A political reporter for The Guardian said Sunday she doesn't believe White House reporters have agreed to guidelines set out by the White House for future press conferences following its controversial decision to revoke CNN correspondent Jim Acosta's credentials.

So Ted Cruz’s father was granted political asylum in America, Marco Rubio claims his parents fled Cuba because of a dangerous country, yet both approve of caging kids and firing off tear gas at people trying to achieve the American dream they brag about. - irishygirl

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What if instead of sending 5k troops to the border, we had sent 5k caseworkers to review + process visa applications? - Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Hey Out There: Ambulance Chasers Wanted!
The new White House counsel will need to hire at least a dozen new attorneys to handle the coming Democratic House majority — but first he needs to start working.

Even more important than the warmth and affection we receive, is the warmth and affection we give. It is by giving warmth and affection, by having a genuine sense of concern for others, in other words through compassion, that we gain the conditions for genuine happiness. - Dalai Lama

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For I was a stranger & you tear-gassed meI asked for asylum & you stole my children
I fled violence in my country from your drug war & you called me 'illegal'
But maybe the next time evangelicals vote they'll read the Gospels 1st instead of electing f*cking CaligulaAmen. - John Fugelsang