TRUMP: Rakes Fight Fires

California wildfires: Finland bemused by Trump raking comment 
Finns have been baffled by US President Donald Trump's comments praising the country for managing its vast forests by raking

Thanksgiving is four days away and I already got in a heated political fight with my mom that ended in “I love you. Please get out of my house.” - Molly McNearney

WILL THAT THING WORK IN THE FOREST?

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Retired Gen. McChrystal calls Trump criticism of McRaven 'simply wrong' and 'uninformed'
• GOP follows Trump’s lead — and smears McRaven as an alleged shill for Hillary
• Trump says doesn't want to hear 'suffering' Khashoggi tape
• Poll: 29 percent see migrant caravan as major threat to US
• Nearly four thousand people evacuated as Guatemala's Fuego volcano erupts

This year, instead of pardoning a turkey, Trump is going to round up every turkey Obama ever pardoned and kill them on live TV. - OhNoSheTwint

Trump Welcomes Future Loss To The First Amendment
If you thought the Trump administration would seek to settle CNN and Jim Acosta's lawsuit out of court... think again. After CNN won a temporary restraining order on Friday, forcing the White House to restore his press pass for 14 days, White House officials sent Acosta a letter stating that his pass is set to be suspended again once the restraining order expires.

Republican Shenanigans

• ‘Accept his apology’: Jack Kingston falsely claims Trump said he’s sorry for skipping Veterans Day
• Fox News blindsides Kellyanne Conway with news that White House is still trying to ban Jim Acosta
• Kansas Governor Calls On County Official To Resign Over 'Master Race' Comment
• Ohio county GOP chair doubles down on Facebook post calling wildfires 'God's punishment to liberal California'
• Detroit Board Of Education Votes To Rename Ben Carson High School
• Ex-health chief Price joins new Georgia governor's transition team
• 'Vice' director Adam McKay torches Bill Clinton, would choose Trump over Bush

Charles Manson never murdered anyone. He just held rallies where he encouraged his followers to be violent. - Allen Marshall

Senate Democrats Try To Prevent Partisan Hack From Being Attorney General
Senate Democrats filed a lawsuit Monday challenging President Trump’s decision to name Matthew Whitaker acting attorney general.
The lawsuit brought by Sens. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) and Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia marks the latest challenge in what’s been a flurry of litigation fighting the interim appointment.

Weird how more than a week after a Democratic wave electing tons of women and further diversifying our government, the mainstream media isn't giving us lavish profiles of Democratic voters who rejected the GOP and Trump. - Oliver Willis

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Hell, I'll get out there and rake if we can have Finland's healthcare, education system and gun control. - Randi Mayem Singer

Rock The Voter News

• 'Adam Schitt will have subpoena power soon': Internet laughs at Trump's misspelled attack on Rep. Adam Schiff
• The View’s Whoopi Goldberg rakes Trump over California fire response: ‘You don’t give a damn’
• Barack Obama Surprised Michelle With a Bouquet of Roses 

Reminder that Obama was able to laugh at himself at the WHCD, roast Trump and oversee the successful Bin Laden operation - all on the same night. - Helen Kennedy

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Business/Tech News

• Rouhani says Iran to continue oil exports and resist US economic war
• Cuomo pushes back on claim that New York 'gave' Amazon $1B: 'Factually baseless'
• New emails reveal Trump strategist may have illegally participated in Brexit campaign: report
• Nate Silver says media missed massive ‘blue wave’ while covering ‘stories about Trump voters in truck stops’

If bin Laden had invited Trump to open a Trump Tora Bora Hotel, to this day Trump would still be talking about how bin Laden was treated very unfairly. - Jeff Tiedrich

So How's That $12 Billion Farmer Bailout Going?
President Donald Trump’s $12 billion bailout of farmers who had been hurt by his trade wars has been a massive bust politically — and a New York Times report has found that very little of it has gone to the struggling farmers who need it most.

I accidentally called Alexa “Siri” and now neither one will talk to me.    But they both already knew about each other so I just thought we were all being European about things. - John Fugelsang

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AllHatNoCattle will be 18 years old on December 14, 2018! Thank you!

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Odd News

• Six rescued unhurt after Chicago skyscraper elevator plummets 85 stories
• 'Bus driver from heaven' rescued nearly two dozen young children
• 4,000-year-old termite mounds found in Brazil are visible from space
• Peoria bird rescue seeks owner of bedazzled vest-clad pigeon
• Parrot imitating fire alarm prompts firefighter call

Time To Deflate Photo

This little feller is enjoying that giant termite nest on the south end of Tamarindo Beach.

Peace.

On the 666th day of the Trump presidency Judge orders White House to reinstate Acosta's press credentials

Judge orders White House to reinstate Acosta's press credentials
A federal judge on Friday ordered the Trump administration to reinstate press credentials for Jim Acosta, CNN's chief White House correspondent.

THE SCORE, EARLY IN THE FIRST INNING:
Constitution:    1
Donald Trump: 0
NEXT: Mueller at bat. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• North Korea tests new weapon amid stalled nuclear diplomacy 
• North Korea says it will deport American detained last month
• Prosecutors inadvertently reveal charges against Assange: report
• Violence breaks out as first group from migrant caravan arrives in Tijuana 
• Trump cancels WW1 memorial at US cemetery in France due to rain

So let's see... the president's daughter is filling in on foreign policy meetings, his son-in-law is negotiating foreign policy, and his wife is now firing government officials? How is this a democracy? - Alt Fed Employee Tweet

So, How Are Things Going Over At The EPA?
An Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) official in the Trump administration was arrested Thursday two days after being indicted on multiple alleged violations of Alabama ethics laws. 

Press Secretary today: "There must be decorum at the White House.”

Trump to reporters recently:
“What a stupid question that is”
“I know you're not thinking. You never do”
“You are a rude, terrible person"
“You're creating violence by your question”
"That's such a racist question"



Republican Shenanigans

• “This is a level of insanity I’ve never seen before,” says one former West Wing staffer.
• McConnell, Flake clash over protecting Mueller probe
• Conway’s husband: I’d rather move to Australia than vote for Trump
• Around-the-clock security for DeVos costing taxpayers millions: report 
• Lou Dobbs claims many ‘illegal immigrants’ voted in midterms
• Judge rules neo-Nazi publisher has no First Amendment right to harassment
• Cindy McCain takes aim at Trump: We need a strong leader, 'not a negative Nancy'
• House votes to remove protections for gray wolves

I'm Beginning To Think Melania Likes Bullies
First lady Melania Trump on Thursday said it is not "surprising" to her that "critics in the media have chosen to ridicule" her campaign against online incivility. 

Ok, but I bet Melania is too chicken to fire her husband. - Stephen Colbert

Like Trump, I also try to avoid the rain due to my hair, but only because mine grows 5 times its normal size and begins to attract lightning. - Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News

• Abrams legal team preparing unprecedented challenge in Ga. governor's race: report
• Democrat beats Republican by 1 vote in Kentucky state House race
• Michelle Obama: I never had a presidential staffer fired
• Stormy Daniels says she'll fire Michael Avenatti if domestic abuse allegations are true

DeVos Opens A Whole New Avenue To Sexual Harassers
Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos proposes changes to campus sex misconduct rules that allow accused to question accusers.
The plan would narrow the definition of sexual harassment and allow students accused of misconduct to cross-examine accusers in campus hearings.

The GOP's greatest trick was getting followers of Jesus to vote against everything Jesus ever talked about by talking about abortion, which Jesus never talked about.  - John Fugelsang

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One of the key candidates for the next president of Interpol (after the Chinese president disappeared) is a Russian. After Russia’s constant abuse of Interpol in my case and many others, this is outrageous that it’s even considered. - Bill Browder

Business/Tech News

• Saudi Arabia is slashing oil shipments to US
• GE Capital to sell $1.5 billion healthcare equipment financing business 
• Bezos tells employees, "One day, Amazon will fail" and to stay hungry
• New Ad Against The Sale of the Public Postal Service | APWU

Khashoggi Assassin Hopes Bonus Check From Saudi Crown Prince Clears Before Execution - The Onion

VA Inducing Its Own Form Of PTSD
VA unwilling to estimate when GI Bill benefit payment issues will be fixed.
"It feels like an exercise in futility," one congressman said of getting firm answers from officials with the federal agency.

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.”
-- Carl Sagan

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I'm back. I had the best vacation in decades. I returned to my teenage years with my friend, my brother, my Marine.

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Odd News

• Medical marijuana backers threaten to sue LDS Church
• Pentagon fails its first-ever audit, official says
• Rolling in toilet paper: Sheriff buys 24K extra rolls of TP
• Tiny Rhode Island polling place saw 1 voter after all
• Football fan charged with DWI blames team’s performance

Time To Deflate Photo

The Drunken House in Sopot, Poland. I wonder what it looks like when drunk.

Peace.

Cartoon and Meme Day

The genius who did this stamp is going to vote. You need to also.

A socialist bird and bees sharing water.

Vote for Peace.