Friday, October 12, 2018

Just one.

Trump may not be crazy, but the rest of us are getting there fast
Psychologists’ couches are filling up as Americans seek relief from Trump Anxiety Disorder.


The saddest part about Trump bringing a mentally ill rapper to the White House to take the media's focus off climate change, the election, and his tax evasion is that it totally worked. - Matt Oswalt




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Putin’s killing people in the U.K., the Chinese regime has created a massive Uighur gulag, and the Saudis have murdered a journalist who was living here. None seems to fear serious consequences from the Trump administration, as the world becomes a darker and more dangerous place. - Bill Kristol

Trump Knew.
What did U.S. intelligence and the White House know about the disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi—and when did they know it? Those are the Top Secret questions haunting Washington right now. A National Security Agency official tells me that the codebreakers, as usual, have some answers.





I feel about Kanye, the same way I feel about Roseanne.It’s not about the political opinion they have every right to hold. It’s about their mental state. I sincerely hope people in their lives who care for them, and are not in it just to exploit them, get them professional help. - Ana Navarro



Trump Breaks Another Promise
Over the course of 12 months, the U.S. Army discharged more than 500 immigrant enlistees who were recruited across the globe for their language or medical skills and promised a fast track to citizenship in exchange for their service, The Associated Press has found.









Republican Shenanigans




Trump boasting that he "got Obama to show the birth certificate" makes him the 1st man in history to brag that somebody proved he's a liar. - John Fugelsang

Most Americans Are Smart
More Americans oppose Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation than support it, according to a new ABC News/Washington Post poll.



New Bill Would Limit Abortion To Cases Where Procedure Necessary To Save Promising Political Career - The Onion

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Melania thinks she's the victim after helping drag Obama through the mud - demanding to see his birth certificate.
Melania, show us the University degree you claim to have. - Victor Stoddard


Rock The Voter News






Georgia Needs Jimmy Carter To Monitor Their Election
Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams' campaign is calling on Republican Secretary of State Brian Kemp to resign following a report his office is using a controversial verification law to effectively suppress the minority vote in their race to become the state's next governor.






Indiana purged 460k voters. 
Georgia is freezing 50k newly registered Black voters
North Dakota is disenfranchising thousands of Native Americans 
Florida’s voter registration site went down two days before the deadline (and they never fixed it). 
Republicans cheat to win. - Nathan H. Rubin



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Trump’s Defense is now saying the crimes Cohen pleaded guilty to aren’t crimes... Wow... Crimes aren’t crimes... The truth isn’t the truth... it’s starting to feel more and more like the President isn’t really the President. - Cyrus McQueen


Business/Tech News




Kanye goes on a crazy rant he gets on SNL... Kavanaugh goes on a crazy rant, he gets on the Supreme Court... But when I go on a crazy rant, they STILL make me pay for that extra sweet n sour sauce for my McNuggets. - Cyrus McQueen



The Result Of For-Profit Pharmacy Companies
When insulin was first developed as a medical treatment in the early 1900s, it cost the equivalent of about $25 a month — now, the vials sell for $250 a pop, totaling anywhere from $500 to several thousand dollars per month






"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach." -  Aldous Huxley




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Time To Deflate Photo

Galapagos tortoise family out for a stroll.

Peace.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

How's Melania's anti-bullying campaign going?

Melania Trump: 'I'm the most bullied person on the world'
First lady Melania Trump said in an interview that aired Thursday that she is the most bullied person in the world, which has ...


Melania Says When She Claimed She Was Most Bullied Person in World She Totally Forgot About Jeff Sessions - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. - Rex Huppke





Kavanaugh Under Judicial Investigation
Chief Justice John Roberts on Wednesday referred ethics complaints about the Supreme Court’s newest associate justice, Brett Kavanaugh, to the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Colorado.
The complaints, related to comments Kavanaugh made during his contentious confirmation hearings last month, were originally filed with the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, where Kavanaugh served as a federal judge before his confirmation on Saturday. Roberts made the request in a letter to Chief Judge Timothy Tymkovich of the 10th Circuit, which also covers Kansas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Utah and Wyoming.


Kavanaugh Issues Ruling On Miller v Bud Light - Andy Borowitz




Anyone know what time left-wing-mob training is today? - Rex Huppke

Republican Shenanigans



As usual, President Obama had it right: Kanye is a jackass. - Denizcan Grimes





My God, These Trumpsters Will Believe Anything
A subset of Trump supporters now believe that John F. Kennedy Jr., who died in a plane crash in 1999, is still alive and secretly attending Trump rallies.


The Kanye West monologue in the White house was like a car accident hit a train wreck and then they both slammed into a fireworks factory. - Dean Obeidallah




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Child Imprisoned at Border Grateful Not to Be Bullied Like Melania Trump - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News






Kanye West says he thinks of Trump as a father. Guess who doesn’t think of Kanye as a son? - Chelsea Handler



Trump's Ex-lawyer Turns Democrat. Is He Allowed To Vote?
Donald Trump’s former “fixer” and attorney Michael Cohen has registered with the Democratic Party in his latest rebuke of the president.





Wouldn't this be nice if true...



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Business/Tech News

"I'm going to make the stock market crash in ways Obama never could,"Trump bragged. - Andy Borowitz





Facebook Attempts To Purge Garbage. Yawn.
Facebook says it is removing 559 pages and 251 accounts that “have consistently broken ... rules against spam and coordinated inauthentic behavior.”


We get it, Kanye - you love giant asses. - John Fugelsang



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Time To Deflate Photo

A perfect second in time captured.

Peace.

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Trump will attend rally while Hurricane Michael ravages the Gulf Coast

Trump attending campaign rally despite hurricane
President Trump is going ahead with a campaign rally planned for Wednesday night in Erie, Pa., even as Hurricane Michael pounded Florida's Gulf coast.

Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for" 




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

First they came for the white men and I did not speak out— because no one is coming for the white men, you paranoid, delusional, self-pitying dimwits. - Jeff Tiedrich




Computer Whiz Caught By Mueller
Richard Pinedo, a California computer whiz caught by the special counsel's office selling fake online identities to Russians, was sentenced to six months in prison and six months probation Wednesday by a federal judge in Washington.
Pinedo is one of the more unusual and relatively unknown defendants caught in special counsel Robert Mueller's court actions so far.



Republican Shenanigans





Trump's EPA is loosening radiation regulations, so at least maybe we'll get some Mutant Powers out of this administration. - Stephen Colbert




Melania "I Don't Care" Trump Wants Hard Evidence From Sexual Accusers. Hard, Melania?
Melania Trump is calling on sexual misconduct accusers to produce “hard evidence” to back up their claims...“I do stand with women. But we need to show the evidence,” Trump said. “You cannot just say to somebody, I was sexually assaulted, or you did that to me, because sometimes the media goes too far. And the way they portray some stories, it’s not correct. It’s not right.”






A lot of people thought Hope Hicks, Trump’s former aide, might go back to work at the White House, but she’s gone to work for Fox News. Which is the same thing, so I guess they called it. - Bette Midler





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Looking forward to Trump blaming today’s stock market plunge on Obama. - Roland Scahill

Rock The Voter News






Online Registration In Floriduh
As a hurricane threatened Florida, Gov. Rick Scott balked at extending Tuesday’s voter registration deadline for a week as Democrats want, in part because the state has an online system to sign up new voters.
But thousands of Floridians have told some elections supervisors in recent days that the system isn’t working — despite claims from the state that the problems had been fixed and that the effort has been “immensely successful.”


When Republicans raise the specter of “mob rule” what they are actually talking about is voting. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil - The Onion






FYI: There Are Several Florida Prisons In The Path Of Hurricane Michael
Hurricane Michael Has Made Landfall Near Mexico Beach, Florida; Life-Threatening Storm Surge, Catastrophic Winds Continue



‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passerbys Walk Straight Through Them - The Onion





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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
A football field in Norway. Parking must be at a premium.

Peace.