Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Political Hack or Hired Gun, or Both?


McConnell: Senate will vote on Kavanaugh this week
McConnell said Tuesday that senators would vote "after the FBI shares what they've found."


Rapeaholic judges, another can't-miss idea from the people who brought you babies in concentration camps. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Jeez - I wonder what’s scarier, being sexually assaulted or being a privileged white American male between the ages of 15 and 30.- Ken Oli


Trump Punishing Diplomats For Being A Same-Sex Couple
The Trump administration on Monday began denying visas to same-sex domestic partners of foreign diplomats and United Nations employees, and requiring those already in the United States to get married by the end of the year or leave the country.









The lefts biggest problem is not staying mad. Our attention span sucks. Cons are still fuming about Jimmy Carter and we already seem to have forgotten them putting babies in jails let alone the whole Iraq War. - Oliver Willis




This whole Kavanaugh meltdown on the right really just seems like an invitation for dudes to project weird primal screams. - Eric Boehlert





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Eric Trump is learning what we've all had to learn -  that paying off dad's porn star mistress isn't as easy as paying a dude to lead you to an endangered species trophy-hunt in Zimbabwe. - John Fugelsang





When All Else Fails, Just Change The Word.
After President Trump was caught on-camera telling a reporter she “never” thinks during a Monday afternoon press conference, the White House moved to retroactively fix the president’s blunder by changing a word in the official transcript. While the president told ABC News reporter Cecilia Vega, “I know you’re not thinking. You never do,” the White House transcript reads, “I know you’re not thanking. You never do.”


I just hope that  somebody asks this question: “Judge Kavanaugh, you have a 13-year-old daughter.  In two years, when she comes to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m going to a party with some boys from Georgetown Prep,’ what advice will you give to her?” - Rick Wise





I Thought I'd Have Some Fun And Google Kavanaugh With A Random Word I Chose, Reggae. Look What Came Up!
British reggae band UB40 have found themselves ensnared in the latest probe into Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s collegial drinking habits following a report that Kavanaugh and some Yale classmates were involved in a bar fight following a UB40 concert in September 1985.



How Can Anyone Get In A Bar Fight After A UB40 Concert?




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The same people who want us to get over Kavanaugh lying under oath still haven’t got over Hillary telling the truth under oath. - OhNoSheTwint






I Wonder If The Washington Times Apologized To Seth Rich's Parents or Hillary
The Washington Times has just published a lengthy retraction and apology to the brother of Seth Rich for an op-ed that peddled a conspiracy theory about him. It’s part of a settlement stemming from a lawsuit filed earlier this year


Kavanaugh Blames 1985 Bar Fight on Violent UB40 Lyrics - Andy Borowitz

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Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers. Meanwhile, if you're in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead. - Jimmy Fallon





Trump Attempting To Create Pre-Existing Conditions
The Trump administration is quietly moving to weaken U.S. radiation regulations, turning to scientific outliers who argue that a bit of radiation damage is actually good for you — like a little bit of sunlight.
The government’s current, decades-old guidance says that any exposure to harmful radiation is a cancer risk. 



So Kavanaugh threw his beer in a person’s face. At least it wasn’t his penis this time. - Andy Borowitz




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Decisions, decisions.

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Monday, October 1, 2018

Harvard Students Speak Up About Kavanaugh

Undergraduate Council Demands Harvard Investigate Kavanaugh Allegations
Harvard's Undergraduate Council voted Sunday night to demand the University investigate allegations that Supreme Court nominee Brett M. Kavanaugh sexually assaulted several women before allowing the judge to return to campus to lecture at the Law School this winter.

It's October! Or as Brett Kavanaugh likes to call it, Octobeer. - Anonymous White House Official tweet

 



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Trump and Kanye have a lot in common, actually. Both believe they are far more gifted than they actually are. Both are known to deliver rambling, nonsensical speeches. And both profess to love someone named Kim. - George Takei



Trump Had A "I'm Rubber, You're Glue, Whatever Bounces Off Me Sticks To You" Moment
President Donald Trump made a bold accusation against an unnamed Democratic Party senator while defending Judge Brett Kavanaugh during a Monday press conference in the White House Rose garden..."One, who is on the other side, who’s pretty aggressive — I have seen that person in very bad situations,” Trump alleged.
“I have seen that person in very, very bad situations. Somewhat compromising,” he continued.








Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery - The Onion


Trump Had One Of His "I Know You Are But What Am I" Moments
Trump: [to female reporter] She's shocked that I picked her. She's like in a state of shock.
Reporter: I'm not. Thank you, Mr. President.
Trump: That's OK. I know you're not thinking. You never do.
Reporter: Excuse me?





Nation Urged To Be Extra Sensitive To Men Reliving Trauma Of Not Getting Something - The Onion


Republican Shenanigans




Misogynists still saying that a woman POTUS would be insane 5 days a month.
I literally dream of a POTUS whose only insane 5 days a month. - John Fugelsang


Meanwhile, Migrant Children Are Being Herded Into Tent City To Continue Emotional Abuse
More than 1,600 migrant children in U.S. custody have quietly been relocated in recent weeks from private foster homes and shelters to a tent city.





Perjury is a liberal construct created to keep Brett Kavanaugh from ascending to his whiteful...excuse me, rightful...place on the U.S. Supreme Court. - Rex Huppke

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Ginsburg: No Way I’m Sitting Next to That Drunk - Andy Borowitz


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If Kevin Spacey finds he is unable to get acting jobs, he should go to law school. The Supreme Court is always hiring — and they are, apparently, not nearly as persnickety as Hollywood about sexual assaulting. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



Boola Boofa! Boola Boofa! Boola Boofa!
Once A Mean Drunk, Always A Mean Drunk. I Feel Sorry For His Family.
An NC State professor and former classmate of Brett Kavanaugh has made national news after releasing a statement regarding the validity of the U.S. Supreme Court nominee’s testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee last Thursday...“For the fact is, at Yale, and I can speak to no other times, Brett was a frequent drinker, and a heavy drinker,” the statement reads. “I know, because, especially in our first two years of college, I often drank with him. On many occasions I heard Brett slur his words and saw him staggering from alcohol consumption, not all of which was beer. When Brett got drunk, he was often belligerent and aggressive.”






As Brett Kavanaugh's college freshman roommate, I was never contacted by the FBI for any of their background checks. I assume college behavior was not a topic of interest. They did not find Debbie's story because they were not looking for it..  - Jaime Roche


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"Hello, you have reached FBI's Kavanaugh Investigation Tip Line. Please listen carefully to our menu options. Press 1 to go f*ck yourself. Press 2 to hear these menu options again." - Jeff Tiedrich


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Let’s all just agree to call it, “NAFTA 2.0”, which would annoy the hell out of Trump. - Ana Navarro


Mitch McConnell's Wife Probably Plays Hooky To Count All Her Money.
'Private' time fills long stretches of the Transportation secretary’s daily calendar, according to POLITICO’s review of 14 months of records.





My wife hasn’t touched me since the election. She took Gore’s loss pretty hard. - Conan O'Brien





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Apricot Blossoms, Shinjang, China. Are those blue trees real or photoshopped?

Peace.

Friday, September 28, 2018

Lindsey Graham is screaming into his pillow right now

Kavanaugh confirmation hits major snag after Flake seeks FBI probe
Republicans were on course to take the judge's high court nomination to the Senate floor as soon as this weekend.


Brett Kavanaugh and  Lindsey Graham "doth protest too much."
Shakespeare nailed their kind centuries ago.


FLAKE CALLS FOR AN FBI INVESTIGATION, SOMEONE FETCH LINDSEY GRAHAM HIS FAINTING COUCH!!! - Rex Huppke




The thing is, it doesn't matter if they believe her or not. They don't think he did anything wrong.- Tim Hanlon




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Today would really be a most excellent day for Mueller to drop an atomic f*cking bomb - Jeff Tiedrich




Never forget that Republicans made a survivor of sexual violence risk her life to tell every detail of the most traumatic day of her life for a pretend hearing so that they could confirm the man who assaulted her. -Liz Plank




I  believe both the 6 million Jews and Adolf Hitler. Both were speaking their truth. Their deaths were gut-wrenching and vivid. His testimony was strong & messy. Tie goes to der Führer. -Warren Holstein 





Ronan Farrow Uncovers More Republican Obstruction In Kavanaugh "Senate Investigation"
Throughout Thursday’s Senate hearing on Christine Blasey Ford’s sexual-misconduct allegation against Brett Kavanaugh, Republicans on the Judiciary Committee claimed that they had tried in vain to secure more information about other accusations made about the judge. “We were moving heaven and earth and even moving the schedule to get to the truth,” Senator Thom Tillis, of North Carolina, said....e-mail correspondence between Ramirez’s legal team and Republican and Democratic Senate staffers shows that a Republican aide declined to proceed with telephone calls and instead repeatedly demanded that Ramirez produce additional evidence in written form. Only then could any conversation about her testimony proceed. The exchange culminated in a breakdown of communication between the two sides, as Republican and Democratic staffers traded accusations of stonewalling.





I just heard Chairman Grassley say that there is nothing that the FBI can find out that “we [on the Committee] can’t find out.”If that’s true the United States has one of the worst intelligence services in the world. No wonder Putin is laughing at us. - Richard W.Painter





Republican Shenanigans

GOP Mulls Forcing Christine Blasey Ford To Publicly Apologize To Kavanaugh Just For Hell Of It - The Onion




Twenty years ago this month the Starr Report came out. Let’s review what happened to some of Bill Clinton’s antagonists.


The Sexcessionists 


  • One of the House leaders, Henry Hyde, was revealed to have had an extramarital affair of his own. He called it a “youthful indiscretion” because he was, at the time, a mere 41 years old. 
  • House Speaker Newt Gingrich all the while was having an affair with a staffer. (She is now ambassador to the Vatican.) He stepped down as speaker.
  • His anointed replacement, Robert Livingston, declined the job when it was disclosed that he too had an extramarital affair.
  • Fortunately for the GOP, they settled on another replacement, who served for eight years. That man, Dennis Hastert, later served time in a federal prison for molesting young boys when he was a wrestling coach.
  • Independent counsel Ken Starr went on to become president of Baylor University, but had to resign for turning a blind eye to sexual harassment 
  • But at least one of Starr’s young staff attorneys made good. Brett Kavanaugh is likely to become the next justice of the U.S. Supreme Court--unless, that is, someone discovers that he committed sexual assault or witnessed gang rapes while in high school.


- David Greenberg, Historian

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Side note: Former Justice Antonin Scalia believed orgies were a good thing.

This is not normal. I believe now more than ever that there is a Grand Old Pervert's Secret Sex Club.

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I hate to be impolite and raise a fuss, and sorry if this comes off as rude, but when do we f*cking rise up? - Bess Kalb





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Women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the f*cking ground today and I don't know how they do it. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Here come da Judge. Will He Cover For Kavanaugh?
A lawyer for Mark Judge told CNBC that Judge "will answer any and all questions posed to him" by the FBI about serious sexual assault allegations against Kavanaugh.





We have a judge who testified that an FBI investigation into an allegation of sexual assault isn’t necessary. A judge who Republicans nominated to be on the Supreme Court. If you are a woman, or you have a child, or you have a mother, a sister, call your senator today. - Chelsea Handler

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Business/Tech News

Kavanaugh said his life is ruined. Parkland dad tweets: ‘Try having a child murdered’ - Carl Hiaasen 






Facebook Finds Security Flaw
Facebook discovered a security issue that allowed hackers to access information that could have let them take over around 50 million accounts...







Many people are feeling hopeless, want to shut down. Others are angry, but pessimistic. In my eight decades plus, I’ve learned that a big sign times are a-changin’ is this: People are speaking up. And out. A secret held privately is pain. But once spoken aloud, it is power. - George Takei






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Behold, a tip jar!

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Longji Terrace, China. I wonder where the garage is located.

Peace.