Wednesday, September 19, 2018

It makes one wonder if there's some sort of GOP Sex Cult

GOP presses Kavanaugh vote with accuser's testimony in doubt
Republicans painted Christine Blasey Ford's request to have the FBI examine the allegations as a delay tactic.

Who else is sick and tired of hearing old white men tell us how difficult this has been for Kavanaugh and family, with no regard to the accuser’s and her 36 years of torment? - Brian Ray






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I have resting 'I read the news' face. - Kendra Alvey


Fort Trump? In Poland?
U.S. President Donald Trump is “very seriously” considering Warsaw’s request for a permanent U.S. military base in Poland, he said on Tuesday.





No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters, con artists, embezzlers, stock market cheaters, pedophile wrestling coaches, compromised Russian assets and blackout-drunk high-school rapists would eventually decide that the FBI is the enemy. - Jeff Tiedrich


Kavanaugh Worked For George W. Bush. Of Course, He's Going To Vouch For Him, He Knows His Secrets.
Former President George W. Bush is standing by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, a former top White House aide whose confirmation to the high court has been thrown into doubt amid sexual assault allegations.







Republican Shenanigans

Re: Stormy Daniels' new book...I don’t need all the graphic details. Just tell me if it was wearing a tiny “Make America Great Again” hat. - Joy Behar




Stormy Daniels’ comments about the president’s penis have cast quite a cloud lately over his mood. You might even describe it as a “mushroom cloud.” - George Takei


Only 31% of Americans Support Kavanaugh
A growing number of Americans said they opposed President Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, as the candidate’s confirmation hearings took place and as he fended off a sexual assault claim, a Reuters/Ipsos poll showed...Only 31 percent of U.S. adults polled said they were in favor of Kavanaugh’s appointment.


Instead of framing it honestly as "It's understandable that Dr. Ford would want an FBI investigation first," Joe Scarborough frames it as: "It's understandable that Dr. Ford would want to delay the testimony." Who would like to join me in saying: "F.U., Joe"? - Lauren Baratz Logsted





You probably heard that Stormy Daniels' book is out. Stormy Daniels has written a memoir and she describes sex with Trump as the "least impressive sex" she's ever had. Once she heard this, Melania Trump said, "This confirms it. That's proof. He DID sleep with her."- Conan O'Brien



Trump and McConnell are seen discussing the news of the day


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GOP Officials: Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager - The Onion

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Republicans care so deeply about learning the truth about Kavanaugh that they’re giving his accuser 4 days to fly cross-country for a Monday afternoon testimony and if she can't make it he’s innocent. - Jason O. Gilbert


Well, Here's Someone Who Can Back Up Kavanaugh's Accuser. But....
A high school classmate who claims to remember an “incident” involving Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Christine Blasey Ford said on Wednesday that she may not come forward because she has been overwhelmed by media requests.






While covering the Emmys last night, The New York Times confused actress Angela Bassett with former White House adviser Omarosa. Making matters worse, today the Times extended a heartfelt apology to Serena Williams.- Conan O'Brien

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Business/Tech News

Amazon is planning to introduce up to eight new smart home devices this year, including a voice-controlled microwave oven. Though if you need voice control to use a microwave, maybe you're too drunk to eat whatever you're asking for. - Seth Meyers





Speaking Of  Stupid: Trump Says He Shoulda Fired Comey The Day He Won The Primary
President Trump in an exclusive interview with Hill.TV said Tuesday he ordered the release of classified documents in the Russia collusion case to show the public the FBI probe started as a “hoax” and that exposing it could become one of the “crowning achievements” of his presidency...“If I did one mistake with Comey, I should have fired him before I got here. I should have fired him the day I won the primaries,” Trump said.


Billboard top single 50 years ago this week was Beatles’ “Hey Jude”




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A Photographer's Trifecta! A flower, butterfly and ladybug.

Peace.


Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Tony Soprano wannabe flexes his muscle

Trump orders documents relating to Russia investigation, Carter Page FISA warrant declassified
President Donald Trump on Monday ordered the declassification of various documents and text messages related to the Russia investigation, prompting new concerns about the increasing politicization of intelligence materials...The President also ordered the Justice Department to release fully unredacted text messages "related to the Russia investigation" from former officials he's continually lambasted on Twitter given their connections to the investigation, including FBI Director James Comey, former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, former FBI agent Peter Strzok, former FBI lawyer Lisa Page and Bruce Ohr, a current Justice Department official.


The guy who won’t release his tax returns is releasing the private texts of his political enemies. - Windsor Mann






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

REPUBLICANS: who can be sure about what happened 36 years ago


ALSO REPUBLICANS: when the founding fathers put a comma in this sentence they meant we can have assault rifles. - Ben Rosen





Trump Escalates Trade War To War On Christmas
President Donald Trump said Monday that China is paying the U.S. billions of dollars in tariffs as he ramps up his trade war with Beijing. But that's inaccurate: American consumers and businesses are the ones who will be paying higher costs for imports after he slapped penalties on $200 billion in Chinese goods....The duties, which go into effect Sept. 24, amount to a 10 percent tax on everything from Christmas lights to bicycles and are likely to be passed on to consumers ahead of the holiday shopping season.





Karma: when Kavanaugh has to sit through grilling about his sex life after working so hard to expose Bill Clinton’s.- Lea Black


Republican Shenanigans

Getting 65 women to say nice things is the congressional equivalent of turning up the music to cover up her screams. - Madison Anderson


Hey Trump Retirees, He's Coming For Your Social Security!
A top economic adviser to President Donald Trump said on Monday he expects U.S. budget deficits of about 4 percent to 5 percent of the country’s economic output for the next one to two years, adding that there would likely be an effort in 2019 to cut spending on entitlement programs.







Whatever you do, please do NOT go figure out why Toad and Mario Cart are trending today. - George Takei




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The Republican party is:

— Blaming women.— Shaming women.— Denying women.— Abusing women.— Grabbing women.— Assaulting women.— Suppressing women.

The Democratic party is:

— Electing women. - Ryan Knight





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It’s pretty clear Brett Kavanaugh has been trying to take away a woman’s right to choose since high school. - Dana Goldberg


Ronan Farrow Has The Trump N-Word Tape.👍
Investigative journalist Ronan Farrow reportedly has possession of Donald Trump tapes from when he started on NBC’s “The Apprentice”





Ronan Farrow has Trump N-word tapes from "The Apprentice."

If you've done something even remotely bad, keep a distance of at least 10 thousand miles between you and Ronan Farrow.

For instance, if I was, say, Brett Kavanaugh, I'd already be on my way to Australia. - NicoXW tweet




Call me crazy, but I think having 17 year-olds worry that any sexual assault they commit now might follow them around for the rest of their lives would be a GREAT thing. - Ben Wexler


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Business/Tech News

“Hello, I am an opportunistic woman. I make up decades old sexual assault accusations against rich and powerful men because my lifelong dream is to get death threats from strangers calling me a lying whore.” See how f*cking ridiculous that sounds, idiots? - OhNoSheTwint





Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. Trump read that right.
More than $8 of every $10 of wealth created last year went to the richest 1%.
That's according to a new report from Oxfam International, which estimates that the bottom 50% of the world's population saw no increase in wealth.


The Supreme Court ruled in the Hobby Lobby case that religious preferences don't necessarily have to follow laws. 

Your move, Rastafarians. - John Fugelsang






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Free diving. I'd do that in a shark cage, maybe.

Peace.


Monday, September 17, 2018

I would like to formally renominate Merrick Garland, Kavanaugh's boss

Brett Kavanaugh: Calls mount for Supreme Court vote delay
 A sexual assault allegation against Brett Kavanaugh should be heard first, lawmakers argue.


A sexual predator, who was elected president of the United States, endorsed a sexual predator for Senate and chose a sexual predator for the Supreme Court, and people are still confused as to why victims are afraid to come forward. - OhNoSheTwint




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

One eye popping thing the Woodward book mentions is the cost of the Afghanistan War; over one trillion dollars. U.S. wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Pakistan have cost US taxpayers $5.6 trillion since 2001. And you wonder why your roads and bridges and schools are so sh*tty.- Bette Midler





Why Isn't Ken Starr Introduced As The Former Baylor President Who Was Demoted For Neglecting A Football Sex Scandal? Asking For A Friend.
Former independent counsel Ken Starr said on Monday that he trust Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh after sexual assault allegations from the 1980s surfaced.
"I don’t know how to say anything about Brett Kavanaugh other than I love this person," Starr told Hill.TV's Krystal Ball and Buck Sexton on "Rising." 


My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus says that the deaths of thousands of disaster victims is all a plot to make him look bad and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago - Jeff Tiedrich



Republican Shenanigans

Congrats Clarence Thomas, you're a confirmation vote away from no longer being the creepiest guy on SCOTUS. - Eric Brans





I Am Dying To Know What Putin Has On Lindsey Graham
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), an Air Force JAG officer, on Sunday defended President Donald Trump by saying that lying to the FBI is not a “big event.”


If Susan Collins supports Kavanaugh I assume she will lead the campaign to return Al Franken to the Senate. - Andy Borowitz




GOP platform for 2020:No healthcare, but everyone gets one free rape.- Randi Mayem Singer


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"But what about Bill Clinton?"

Well, Pepe, I'm glad you asked me that. Bill Clinton was 20 years ago. If Bill Clinton were in office today, his own party would be forcing him to resign in disgrace. Times have changed, Pepe, and maybe it's time for you to change along with them. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Not only should weed be legalized, it should also be forcibly administered to Congress. - John Fugelsang




This Is Wrong. Right?
Chief Justice John Roberts stepped in Saturday to halt a federal judge’s order that a conservative politico group said threatened to discourage so-called independent expenditures by broadening the circumstances in which anonymous donors could be exposed...It is not clear whether Roberts’ order is a short-term measure intended to allow further consideration of the issue by the justices, or whether it will remain in place through this fall's midterm elections.


Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’ - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

I don’t want Trump to text me that there’s an emergency. I want Mueller to text me that the emergency is over. - Andy Borowitz






Coke Is Turning To Marijuana
Coca-Cola Is Eyeing the Cannabis Market. ... Coca-Cola is looking closely at the cannabis drinks sector. ... The Atlanta-based soft drinks maker is in talks with Canadian marijuana producer Aurora Cannabis to develop the beverages




White House Raises Official Hurricane Florence Death Toll To -17.  - The Onion






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The Space Shuttle over Florida getting ready to dock with the ISS.

Peace.