Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Tony Soprano wannabe flexes his muscle

Trump orders documents relating to Russia investigation, Carter Page FISA warrant declassified
President Donald Trump on Monday ordered the declassification of various documents and text messages related to the Russia investigation, prompting new concerns about the increasing politicization of intelligence materials...The President also ordered the Justice Department to release fully unredacted text messages "related to the Russia investigation" from former officials he's continually lambasted on Twitter given their connections to the investigation, including FBI Director James Comey, former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, former FBI agent Peter Strzok, former FBI lawyer Lisa Page and Bruce Ohr, a current Justice Department official.


The guy who won’t release his tax returns is releasing the private texts of his political enemies. - Windsor Mann






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

REPUBLICANS: who can be sure about what happened 36 years ago


ALSO REPUBLICANS: when the founding fathers put a comma in this sentence they meant we can have assault rifles. - Ben Rosen





Trump Escalates Trade War To War On Christmas
President Donald Trump said Monday that China is paying the U.S. billions of dollars in tariffs as he ramps up his trade war with Beijing. But that's inaccurate: American consumers and businesses are the ones who will be paying higher costs for imports after he slapped penalties on $200 billion in Chinese goods....The duties, which go into effect Sept. 24, amount to a 10 percent tax on everything from Christmas lights to bicycles and are likely to be passed on to consumers ahead of the holiday shopping season.





Karma: when Kavanaugh has to sit through grilling about his sex life after working so hard to expose Bill Clinton’s.- Lea Black


Republican Shenanigans

Getting 65 women to say nice things is the congressional equivalent of turning up the music to cover up her screams. - Madison Anderson


Hey Trump Retirees, He's Coming For Your Social Security!
A top economic adviser to President Donald Trump said on Monday he expects U.S. budget deficits of about 4 percent to 5 percent of the country’s economic output for the next one to two years, adding that there would likely be an effort in 2019 to cut spending on entitlement programs.







Whatever you do, please do NOT go figure out why Toad and Mario Cart are trending today. - George Takei




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The Republican party is:

— Blaming women.— Shaming women.— Denying women.— Abusing women.— Grabbing women.— Assaulting women.— Suppressing women.

The Democratic party is:

— Electing women. - Ryan Knight





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It’s pretty clear Brett Kavanaugh has been trying to take away a woman’s right to choose since high school. - Dana Goldberg


Ronan Farrow Has The Trump N-Word Tape.👍
Investigative journalist Ronan Farrow reportedly has possession of Donald Trump tapes from when he started on NBC’s “The Apprentice”





Ronan Farrow has Trump N-word tapes from "The Apprentice."

If you've done something even remotely bad, keep a distance of at least 10 thousand miles between you and Ronan Farrow.

For instance, if I was, say, Brett Kavanaugh, I'd already be on my way to Australia. - NicoXW tweet




Call me crazy, but I think having 17 year-olds worry that any sexual assault they commit now might follow them around for the rest of their lives would be a GREAT thing. - Ben Wexler


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“Hello, I am an opportunistic woman. I make up decades old sexual assault accusations against rich and powerful men because my lifelong dream is to get death threats from strangers calling me a lying whore.” See how f*cking ridiculous that sounds, idiots? - OhNoSheTwint





Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. Trump read that right.
More than $8 of every $10 of wealth created last year went to the richest 1%.
That's according to a new report from Oxfam International, which estimates that the bottom 50% of the world's population saw no increase in wealth.


The Supreme Court ruled in the Hobby Lobby case that religious preferences don't necessarily have to follow laws. 

Your move, Rastafarians. - John Fugelsang






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Time To Deflate Photo

Free diving. I'd do that in a shark cage, maybe.

Peace.


Monday, September 17, 2018

I would like to formally renominate Merrick Garland, Kavanaugh's boss

Brett Kavanaugh: Calls mount for Supreme Court vote delay
 A sexual assault allegation against Brett Kavanaugh should be heard first, lawmakers argue.


A sexual predator, who was elected president of the United States, endorsed a sexual predator for Senate and chose a sexual predator for the Supreme Court, and people are still confused as to why victims are afraid to come forward. - OhNoSheTwint




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

One eye popping thing the Woodward book mentions is the cost of the Afghanistan War; over one trillion dollars. U.S. wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Pakistan have cost US taxpayers $5.6 trillion since 2001. And you wonder why your roads and bridges and schools are so sh*tty.- Bette Midler





Why Isn't Ken Starr Introduced As The Former Baylor President Who Was Demoted For Neglecting A Football Sex Scandal? Asking For A Friend.
Former independent counsel Ken Starr said on Monday that he trust Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh after sexual assault allegations from the 1980s surfaced.
"I don’t know how to say anything about Brett Kavanaugh other than I love this person," Starr told Hill.TV's Krystal Ball and Buck Sexton on "Rising." 


My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus says that the deaths of thousands of disaster victims is all a plot to make him look bad and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago - Jeff Tiedrich



Republican Shenanigans

Congrats Clarence Thomas, you're a confirmation vote away from no longer being the creepiest guy on SCOTUS. - Eric Brans





I Am Dying To Know What Putin Has On Lindsey Graham
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), an Air Force JAG officer, on Sunday defended President Donald Trump by saying that lying to the FBI is not a “big event.”


If Susan Collins supports Kavanaugh I assume she will lead the campaign to return Al Franken to the Senate. - Andy Borowitz




GOP platform for 2020:No healthcare, but everyone gets one free rape.- Randi Mayem Singer


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"But what about Bill Clinton?"

Well, Pepe, I'm glad you asked me that. Bill Clinton was 20 years ago. If Bill Clinton were in office today, his own party would be forcing him to resign in disgrace. Times have changed, Pepe, and maybe it's time for you to change along with them. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Not only should weed be legalized, it should also be forcibly administered to Congress. - John Fugelsang




This Is Wrong. Right?
Chief Justice John Roberts stepped in Saturday to halt a federal judge’s order that a conservative politico group said threatened to discourage so-called independent expenditures by broadening the circumstances in which anonymous donors could be exposed...It is not clear whether Roberts’ order is a short-term measure intended to allow further consideration of the issue by the justices, or whether it will remain in place through this fall's midterm elections.


Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’ - The Onion

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I don’t want Trump to text me that there’s an emergency. I want Mueller to text me that the emergency is over. - Andy Borowitz






Coke Is Turning To Marijuana
Coca-Cola Is Eyeing the Cannabis Market. ... Coca-Cola is looking closely at the cannabis drinks sector. ... The Atlanta-based soft drinks maker is in talks with Canadian marijuana producer Aurora Cannabis to develop the beverages




White House Raises Official Hurricane Florence Death Toll To -17.  - The Onion






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Time To Deflate Photo

The Space Shuttle over Florida getting ready to dock with the ISS.

Peace.


Friday, September 14, 2018

From Mueller, With Love

Manafort to cooperate with Mueller as part of plea deal
The plea deal calls for a cap on prison time and dismisses deadlocked charges from an earlier trial pending cooperation with the Mueller probe.


I'm surprised that Manafort is more afraid of Mueller than Putin, unless Mueller is offering him a nice place in the witness protection program.

911, I HEAR LOUD SCREAMING COMING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!! PLEASE SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY!!!!- Rex Huppke




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The lack of empathy from Republicans is not shocking, it is who they are.







Trump Increases Cruelty To Children On A Record Breaking Scale
The number of migrant children being detained by the government has reached its highest level ever, according to a report by The New York Times. Data obtained by the Times showed that 12,800 children were detained in federal custody this month, compared to 2,400 children detained in May 2017. Federal shelters housing migrant children have remained filled at around 90 percent capacity since May of this year.





12,800 children at $775 per day means taxpayers are paying $9,920,000 a day for this madness. My tax money should be going to putting kids in classrooms not cages. - irishygirl





What's Trey Gowdy Up To?
Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.), a member of the House Intelligence Committee, said this week that the GOP-controlled panel should release every interview transcript from its concluded Russia investigation.

Republican Shenanigans




As part of Paul Manafort's plea deal, he'll forfeit various bank accounts and properties worth about $46 million dollars.
Someone should let Trump know that the Mueller investigation just paid for itself. - Nick Jack Pappas


Bernie Sanders Determined To Give Trump A Second Term
Allies to Bernie Sanders say the Vermont Independent senator is increasingly likely to make a second bid for the White House in 2020 — once again as a Democrat.





Please respect Ivanka’s privacy during this difficult time where she waits 3-6 months to respond to her father’s comments about Puerto Rico and say she didn’t agree with him.- Chelsea Handler




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If Trump wanted Hillary locked up he should have just hired her to his campaign. - Darth Putin tweet





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Imagine if a black man broke into a white woman cop's house and killed her. Do you think the police would advertise the fact they found her few grams of weed?
This is why people don't trust cops. 
This is why players kneel. - Tuxedo Mask tweet




I'm sick of racist white people. And I am a white people. - Koko



Feckless In The City
Progressive activist Cynthia Nixon on Thursday night lamented high voter turnout as a result of spending from her opponent New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D), who easily defeated her in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.








Twenty-four years ago, I signed the Federal Assault Weapons Ban into law. It, along with other policies, led to a 33-year low in the murder rate. We’ve done it before—we should do it again. - Bill Clinton

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Business/Tech News

I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brotha to finally be faster than a speeding bullet. - Travon Free tweet





Bye Bye Beetle!
Volkswagen squashes the Beetle: End of the line for the iconic 'Bug'
"There are no immediate plans to replace it,” said VW’s CEO, before adding, “I would also say, 'Never say never.'”


Do I believe in climate change? Well, I just saw a mosquito steal a bike. - Conan O'Brien





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I hope you had a good time today!



Thank you for the good wishes. I'm 75% normal,
which is good because I'm never 100% normal!


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Time To Deflate Photo

Momma Cheetah looks ready to pounce at the photographer.

Peace.