Thursday, August 2, 2018

I wonder when the next shooting of journalists will occur because of this administration

White House Repeatedly Refuses To Say Journos Aren’t ‘Enemy Of The People’
Asked Thursday to say definitively that the media aren’t an “enemy of the people,” as administration staffer and presidential daughter Ivanka Trump did earlier in the day, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders refused to do so multiple times.


I walked out of the end of that briefing because I am totally saddened by what just happened. Sarah Sanders was repeatedly given a chance to say the press is not the enemy and she wouldn't do it. Shameful. - Jim Acosta, CNN


The Trump administration is like the Corleones - except everyone is Fredo. - Don Winslow


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Hannity is a propagandist for profit, peddling lies every night. He says he’s just a talk show host, not a journalist. But he’s injecting poison into the nation’s political bloodstream warping public attitudes about the press. I’m confident in the long run the truth will prevail. - Jim Acosta, CNN








What Do You Do When There's A 
Russian Investigation Going On? You Go To Russia With Ayn Rand Paul!
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) is planning to lead a U.S. delegation to Moscow on Monday.
Paul and other lawmakers will reportedly meet with Russian members of parliament, senior lawmaker Konstantin Kosachov said on Thursday. 













"I am not in a position fully to understand what happened in Helsinki," says Dan Coats, DNI, nearly three weeks after Trump and Putin met privately for more than 2 hours



Republican Shenanigans

Overheard:
Biden: I'm going to tell Trump you need I.D. to go to church.
Obama: Joe.
Biden: C'mon. He's never been. He wouldn't know, right?- George Takei





Ivanka Trump Distraught After Learning Detained Migrant Children Completely Without Sewing Machines  - The Onion



Oh Look, A Documentary On Trump & The Russian Mob
A documentary filmmaker appeared on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Thursday to talk about what he’s found while researching “Active Measures,” his new movie about Russian connections with President Donald Trump.
Specifically, filmmaker Jack Bryan told the program that Trump didn’t really start getting involved with members of the Russian mob until around 2002, when he claims they started “entering the Trump Organization.”





I'm not sure what Trump’s spirit animal is, but I’m sure it has rabies. - irishygirl




Imagine being a child of Mike Huckabee who didn’t murder a dog and still being the worst person in your family.- irishygirl



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It’s like they have a single shirt they pass around when they want to communicate with The Poors. - goldengateblond tweet


It's been a week since the deadline for the administration to reunify families it split up at the border. More than 559 children are still reportedly separated from their parents. #FamiliesBelongTogether - Hillary Clinton




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Jesus was the original innocent brown-skinned man executed by the state. - John Fugelsang





Lo and Behold, A Hero Shows Up
A Vietnam War veteran drew attention this week after pulling down a Confederate flag from a flagpole in New Jersey, saying he could not stand to see it fly.


Evangelicals spent decades warning us about the antichrist. When he showed up, they elected him president. - Bishop Talbert Swan




A kid had to grow up and dunk a million basketballs to provide his community with basic services.  
That should bother you.

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Why does Facebook have such an easy time banning nipples but such a hard time banning assholes? - Wendy Wasserman Schultz

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Do the people screaming obscenities at the high paid CNN correspondent understand that they just gave him a tax cut at the expense of their own access to healthcare? - Bradley Whitfield



ATTENTION TRADER JOE'S SHOPPERS
Federal health officials are warning people not to buy two dozen salad and wrap products available at Trader Joe's and other national grocery chains.
The Agriculture Department's Food Safety and Inspection Service says the products, distributed by Caito Foods, have come into contact with lettuce contaminated with cyclospora.








A sex robot is gonna shoot someone with a 3D gun in my lifetime. - Patrick Schroeder 
ANSWER: Rob a bank and a Spanx store



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Sometimes I love to take a walk down a back country road to clear my head.

Peace.


Wednesday, August 1, 2018

If you live by the tweet, do you die by the tweet?

Trump to Sessions: Shut down Russia probe
Trump took to Twitter to demand that Sessions stop the probe "right now. ... General Jeff Sessions should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now

Aug. 7: Robert Mueller’s Birthday
Aug. 8: Nixon Announces Resignation
Aug. 9: Nixon Resigns- Adam Parkhomenko




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

AMERICAN: OMG, my country is full of ignorant, trashy people!
NEW YORK TIMES: That type of attitude is what got Trump elected.
AMERICAN: No, a country full of ignorant, trashy people got him elected, not me noticing that they’re ignorant, trashy people. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






Well, Well, Well. Trump Is Helping Putin Arrest Dissidents 
Russia’s requests to Interpol for Red Notices—the closest instrument to an international arrest warrant—against Kremlin opponents are being met with increasing deference by the Department of Homeland Security.



I just got instructions for how to print a 3-D "Pandora's Box." - Conan O'Brien




Republican Shenanigans

Went to the grocery store Forgot my ID. 
Couldn't get groceries But got a nice gun #ThanksNRA- CountessOfNambia





Detained Migrants Planning Strike At Texas Detention Center. I Have A Feeling This Won't End Well.
More than 500 migrant fathers and sons detained in Texas are reportedly planning on launching a strike to protest the "unjust" conditions they are currently facing.


Sarah Palin was the gateway Idiot that led to Trump.  She set the bar flush to the ground, and Trump oozed right under it. - Stone Cold tweet





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In making silly excuses for her boss’s obstruction of justice, Sarah Sanders uses her office to "influence, obstruct, or impede" an ongoing criminal investigation by calling it corrupt, dishonest, and a witch hunt, in possible violation of 18 U.S.C. §1503. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

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So tired of these Liberal Elites who don’t understand that REAL Americans want a President who thinks you need a valid U.S. passport to buy deli meat. - Jason O. Gilbert





While California Is Burning, Florida Fish Are Dying
Florida’s southwest coast, a ribbon of inlets and barrier islands normally brimming with wildlife, has become a red tide slaughterhouse this summer.
Dead fish by the thousands have clogged inlets and canals. Since Sunday, 10 dead Goliath grouper, the massive reef fish that can live four decades or more, have floated to the surface. At least 90 sea turtles have been found stranded as the tide stretches well into nesting season.





I’m thrilled to be joining forces with Steven Spielberg to bring @efweiss5’s book “The Woman’s Hour” to TV. It’s about the women who fought for suffrage nearly 100 years ago. We stand on their shoulders, and I’m delighted to have a hand in helping to tell their stories.- Hillary Clinton tweet

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I went to a Village Idiot convention and a Trump rally broke out. - Paul Solomon





A $100 Billion Tax Cut For The Rich? Why, Of Course! 
Donald Trump’s administration is considering a tax cut worth $100 billion that would mainly benefit the well off and be delivered without legislation, it emerged on Tuesday. 


We’re banning plastic straws but we’re gonna start selling plastic guns? - Isiah Whitlock, Jr.





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Red Lotus Lake in Thailand. Not to be picky but those lotuses are hot pink.

Peace.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

No Collusion! No Collusion!

Rudy Giuliani Stuns Fox News Hosts With Rambling Account Of Trump Tower Meetings
Rudy Giuliani baffled Fox News hosts Monday when he attempted to clarify comments he made on CNN earlier in the day about events related to special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation.


Cop: sir, I pulled you over because you have a burned-out taillightRudy Giuliani: THAT HOOKER IN MY TRUNK WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN TRUMP FOUND HER- Jeff Tiedrich



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The good news is, the NRA opposes 3-D printed guns. The predictable news is, it’s only because, in this case, the NRA can’t make money off of death. - OhNoSheTwint







Bob Woodward Releasing New Book On Sept. 11. Sounds Ominous. 
The next writer to take a close look at the Trump presidency: Bob Woodward.
The celebrated journalist of Watergate fame has written “Fear: Trump in the White House,” Simon & Schuster announced Monday. The book is coming out Sept. 11.




[in a Jewish deli]
Customer: I’ll take a BLT.
Clerk: Sorry, ma’am. We don’t serve pork here.
Customer: (grabs phone) Yes, hello, Religious Liberty Task Force? I have a code red at Morty’s Deli on Main... Thank you, please hurry. I’m feeling EXTREMELY oppressed.- OhNoSheTwint




Gonna be interesting watching the NRA twist that right to bear arms no matter what into "but not if they're 3D printed and we can't make a profit." - Randi Mayem Singer




Republican Shenanigans




Good morning!
Today @POTUS’s Campaign Manager, and the man who handpicked Mike Pence to be Vice President, goes on trial.
It’s a totally normal time in American history. -
Andy Lassner


This Is A Real Headline: Judge Orders Trump To Stop Drugging Children.
A federal judge reportedly ordered the Trump administration on Monday to stop administering psychotropic medication to migrant children without obtaining permission from their parents or guardians, finding that the practice violated child welfare law.





Re-branding The Klu Klux Klan as “Religious Liberty Task Force" is fooling no one. - YS tweet





DHS Secretary Needs To Resign After Kidnapping, Drugging & Losing Kids, Parents, Don't You Agree?
Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) on Tuesday called for Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen to resign over the Trump administration’s “zero tolerance” immigration policy, which resulted in the separation of migrant children from their parents at the southern border.





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In the only abortion case heard by Trump's nominee to the Supreme Court, Judge Kavanaugh issued a decision that would have forced a young immigrant woman to continue carrying a pregnancy against her will. - ACLU





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Senate Republicans hiding vital parts of Kavanaugh’s record from the American people is not only hypocritical, it’s incredibly troubling. What’s in there that they don’t want us to know?- Sen. Kamala Harris


Welcome Back, Al Franken? Fingers Crossed.
Former Minnesota Sen. Al Franken (D) said in an interview that he misses his former job and that he is considering a return to public service.





Lebron James has done more for education than Betsy DeVos, more for charity than Donald Trump, and more for inner cities than Ben Carson.
Maybe Washington should shut up and dribble. - Tony Posnanski

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"If immigrants somehow get over the wall, the condition of our bridges and roads will keep them from getting very far," one wall advocate said. - Andy Borowitz





What? There's No Ginger In Ginger Ale?
Canada Dry lies to its customers with the name “ginger ale,” a woman claims in a new lawsuit.
Julie Fletcher filed a suit in Buffalo earlier this month against Canada Dry and its parent company, Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, for “common law fraud, deceit and/or misrepresentation, breach of express and implied warranties, and unjust enrichment/restitution”





My son just came home from robotics camp. At least, I think that's him. - Conan O'Brien



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I don't like the way this Mongolian ibex is looking at me.

Peace.