Thursday, July 5, 2018

Putin has a lot of pokers in the fire

U.K. couple likely new victims of Salisbury attack on ex-spy Sergei Skripal
British police say two more people have been poisoned by the same type of nerve agent used to attack a Russian former spy and his daughter. The new victims were found in Amesbury, England, just a few miles from the scene of the alleged assassination attempt in March, and officials now believe they are likely secondary, unintended victims of that attack.


Today there are currently 7 senators wining and dining in Russia. - irishygirl




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Sorry guys I completely missed the second civil war I was hanging out with my MS-13 homies and totally lost track of the time- Jeff Tiedrich


The Only Known Casualty of the Second Civil War
Actor and outspoken conservative James Woods appears to be looking for new representation...his talent agent Ken Kaplan in an email with the subject “Well…” sent to Woods, which he published on his Twitter account, he said the following: “It’s the 4th of July and I’m feeling patriotic,” Kaplan began the email. “I don’t want to represent you anymore. I mean I can go on a rant but you know what I’d say.”





Wonder who Putin will pick as his SCOTUS choice - Roland Scahill



Republican Shenanigans

People who kept screaming that Scott Pruitt was too corrupt to run the EPA don't realize that Scott Pruitt was hired exclusively to corrupt the EPA. - John Fugelsang




Does anyone remember when Dan Quayle misspelled potato and became a national embarrassment over it?
Trump misspells words daily, sometimes multiple words in the same Tweet, and it doesn't even crack the top 100 reasons why he's a national embarrassment.
Oh, I long for potatoe. - Jack W. Bower


Mueller "Winding Down Investigation" By Hiring More Prosecutors
Special Counsel Robert Mueller is tapping additional Justice Department resources for help with new legal battles as his year-old investigation of Russian interference with the 2016 election continues to expand.





I'm just gonna note that if I was a U.S. Senator the last place I would have spent a 4th of July was Vladimir Putin's Russia. - Rick Wilson


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Weeks have gone by and Mr. Trump is doing very little to reunite families. We have seen no movement on the 60+ families we represent. Trump is hoping you simply forget and move on. We are doing everything we can to reunite these mothers with their children. It must happen NOW.- Michael Avenatti 


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On this day in 2016, James Comey announced to the country Hillary Clinton was careless with her emails but won’t be prosecuted. Fast forward 2 years and Congress is still wasting its time on said emails. - irishygirl 


DNA Tests For Lost Immigrant Families. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The Trump administration is conducting DNA tests to reunite children separated from their parents at the border.
Health & Human Services said Thursday that the agency is using the "faster" and more accurate method in order to comply with a court order to reunite children with families by July 10.





Many of our clients are from Guatemala and speak Mam, a Mayan language that is completely different from Spanish. But most detention centers do not have anyone that speaks Mam, meaning children do not have anyone to even communicate with and have no idea what it going on...- Michael Avenatti 

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Business/Tech News

Trump hires Bill Shine, who covered up years of sexual abuse at Fox News, as his new deputy chief of staff for communications. This is the first instance of Trump hiring someone into his Administration with experience that's actually relevant for the job he is being hired to do. - Richard Hine





China Blasts Trump Tariffs. Wall Street Surges
China rejected "threats and blackmail" ahead of a threatened U.S. tariff hike, striking a defiant stance Thursday in a dispute companies worry could flare into a full-blown trade war and chill the global economy.

Scott Pruitt resigned days after being confronted by a woman while eating dinner.... Keep interrupting these officials.






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Time To Deflate Photo

Pailon del diablo in Ecuador. I'm so glad there's a photo of a place I'll never attempt to visit.

Peace.


Wednesday, July 4, 2018

I'm still amazed how fast conservatives turned into comrades

Republicans meet with Russia's foreign minister Sergey Lavrov in Moscow
A group of Republican lawmakers met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov in Moscow on Tuesday in hopes of mending the strained relations between the two countries...No Democrats attended the event. “We have nothing to do with it,”...


Happy Fourth of July everyone! Today will be a brief edition so I can go shoot off fireworks!!




Black football players can't kneel during the national anthem to protest police brutality but Republican Congressmen can meet with our enemies in Moscow on Independence Day. - Seth Abramson 




The bosom of America is open to receive not only the opulent and respectable Stranger, but the oppressed and persecuted of all Nations and Religions.- George Washington


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#secondcivilwarletters  
Dear Maw and Paw,
Been captured by the blue wave. They actually fed me, clothed me, got me medical attention, and are teaching me to read. Total monsters...
Love
Your son, 
Billy Bob





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So ... anybody hear from Alex Jones? How's the Liberal Civil War going? Are we winning? - Stonekettle



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Tonight I am making ribs, chicken, and tacos...
Like a real American. - Tony Posnanski





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Happy 20th birthday Malia!

Peace.


Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Grab Ye AK 47s For The Civil War Tomorrow!


Letters from the 'front' on Twitter mock prediction of second Civil War on July 4
Welcome to the Second Civil War.
Alex Jones, the host of the conspiracy theory-loving InfoWars website, on Sunday warned readers of an insidious Democratic plot to ignite a second Civil War on Independence Day.


Dearest Wife: As I write this, the red caps are advancing, vulgarities at hand, ready to regale us with the superiority of the white race. All we have is wit to defend us from the onslaught. Fear not, their leaders seem in disarray. We shall prevail. #secondcivilwarletters




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“My darling Eleanor, 
It is with a sense of relief that I write to you today. A few hours ago we were stopped by MAGA troops while smuggling books into Alabama. Luckily none of the MAGA soldiers could *prove* they were books, and so they let us go free.”#SecondCivilWarLetters





Trump Blames Canada For Tit-for-Tat Tariffs
The White House said on Monday that Canada's decision to enact tariffs on C$16.6 billion ($12.63 billion) worth of American goods in retaliation for U.S. tariffs on imports of Canadian steel and aluminum would not help its economy.


Trump is such an aggressively inept bozo of a criminal that if he hadn't been born into obscene wealth, right now he'd be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his shirt half off. - Jeff Tiedrich





Republican Shenanigans

Dearest Agatha,
May this letter find you well.
The Red Hats entered the field of battle astride their mobility scooters.
We tipped them over forthwith.
"I have fallen and cannot make America great again," cried out a liver spotted Red Hat.
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Hey AK 47 Owners, You Are Outgunned
You could get burned if you upset the Chinese government.
Researchers in the country have reportedly developed a prototype laser assault rifle with similar dimensions to an AK-47, according to South China Morning Post. 
The ZKZM-500 can reportedly set a person on fire using lasers. From 800 metres (about half a mile) away or less


Guys all this incivility towards Scott Pruitt, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Alan Dershowitz is making it harder for me to enjoy rising gas prices, rising health care premiums, children stolen from their moms and the "For Sale" sign on the White House lawn. - John Fugelsang




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If men had to get spayed for causing an unwanted pregnancy, there’d be a whole lot less opposition to abortion. The Hoarse Whisperer


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Dear Mother, We are hunkered down near Mar-a-Lago Plantation and supplies are running short. My brethren are tired but in good spirits, as we have heard a joint Canadian-Mexican Freedom Force is on its way with bullets, poutine and tequila. Pray for us. #SecondCivilWarLetters






A Republican That Should Resign But Probably Won't
Rep. Jim Jordan, the powerful Republican congressman from Ohio, is being accused by former wrestlers he coached more than two decades ago at Ohio State University of failing to stop the team doctor from molesting them and other students.




No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters and baby kidnappers would also be the party of Jim Jordan turning a blind eye to boys being sexually assaulted on his watch. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Can’t believe it’s Civil War Eve already. - Roland Scahill





 Oh No, Where Will The Boycotters Shop?
Supporters of President Trump on Monday launched a boycott against Walmart after it was discovered the superstore was selling apparel promoting Trump's impeachment.





Please take a Second on the Third to pick up a Fifth for the Fourth.This has been my yearly Public Service Announcement. - Anthony




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Moray is an archaeological site in Peru on a high plateau at about 3,500 metres. The site contains unusual Inca ruins, mostly consisting of several terraced circular depressions.
The purpose of these depressions is uncertain, but their depth, design, and orientation with respect to wind and sun creates a temperature difference of as much as 15 °C (27 °F) between the top and the bottom.
I can only imagine hearing the echoes off of all those mountain tops from one of those depressions..

Peace.