Letters from the 'front' on Twitter mock prediction of second Civil War on July 4
Welcome to the Second Civil War.
Alex Jones, the host of the conspiracy theory-loving InfoWars website, on Sunday warned readers of an insidious Democratic plot to ignite a second Civil War on Independence Day.
Dearest Wife: As I write this, the red caps are advancing, vulgarities at hand, ready to regale us with the superiority of the white race. All we have is wit to defend us from the onslaught. Fear not, their leaders seem in disarray. We shall prevail. #secondcivilwarletters
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Trump demands NATO spend more or face shifts in US military
- White House orders U.S. flags lowered for Capital victims after Annapolis mayor said initial request declined
- Man arrested after reportedly threatening to burn down TV station
- Indiana church displays Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus inside cage to protest Trump immigration policies
- CNN’s Rick Santorum defends Trump’s baby jails: These kids came pre-traumatized
- Nicaragua’s bloodshed is worse than Venezuela’s. Where’s the international uproar?
“My darling Eleanor,
It is with a sense of relief that I write to you today. A few hours ago we were stopped by MAGA troops while smuggling books into Alabama. Luckily none of the MAGA soldiers could *prove* they were books, and so they let us go free.”#SecondCivilWarLetters
Trump Blames Canada For Tit-for-Tat Tariffs
The White House said on Monday that Canada's decision to enact tariffs on C$16.6 billion ($12.63 billion) worth of American goods in retaliation for U.S. tariffs on imports of Canadian steel and aluminum would not help its economy.
Trump is such an aggressively inept bozo of a criminal that if he hadn't been born into obscene wealth, right now he'd be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his shirt half off. - Jeff Tiedrich
Republican Shenanigans
- ‘Happy Independence Day’: Analyst busts GOP senator on Russian TV consorting with grandson of Stalin confidante
- These 3 Trump associates have insinuated he knew about meeting with Russians during his campaign
- Woman confronts Trump EPA chief at restaurant, tells him to resign
- Maine governor vetoes bill with funding to fight lead poisoning
- Police union objects to SC high school summer reading list over books on police brutality
- Lawyers who represent a neo-Nazi will defend Alex Jones in Sandy Hook Case
- Kellyanne Conway proclaims Mike Pence is pro-woman after retweeting fake Mike Pence Twitter account
- Federal judge blocks enforcement of anti-abortion law in Arkansas
- Tom Arnold says ‘Apprentice’ outtakes prove just how racist — and incompetent — Trump really is
- Tennessee teen pulled gun on McDonalds worker for complaining about racist abuse
- ‘Pool Patrol Paula’ fired from job after being charged with assault on 15-year-old black teen: report
- Alabama Boy Scouts hurled racial slurs and threw rocks at Ethiopian troop member
- Gang of racists smashed a black mom’s windows in front of cops — but were not taken to jail
- 'That loyalty was for yesterday': CNN's April Ryan reveals Cohen has 'sex, lies and videotape' and is ready to sell out Trump
Dearest Agatha,
May this letter find you well.
The Red Hats entered the field of battle astride their mobility scooters.
We tipped them over forthwith.
"I have fallen and cannot make America great again," cried out a liver spotted Red Hat.
#secondcivilwarletters
You could get burned if you upset the Chinese government.
Researchers in the country have reportedly developed a prototype laser assault rifle with similar dimensions to an AK-47, according to South China Morning Post.
The ZKZM-500 can reportedly set a person on fire using lasers. From 800 metres (about half a mile) away or less
Guys all this incivility towards Scott Pruitt, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Alan Dershowitz is making it harder for me to enjoy rising gas prices, rising health care premiums, children stolen from their moms and the "For Sale" sign on the White House lawn. - John Fugelsang
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If men had to get spayed for causing an unwanted pregnancy, there’d be a whole lot less opposition to abortion. The Hoarse Whisperer
Rock The Voter News
- Why there was no pomp, circumstance or former president when Obama expressway signs went up on I-55
- Maxine Waters is done with 'nice guy politics'
Dear Mother, We are hunkered down near Mar-a-Lago Plantation and supplies are running short. My brethren are tired but in good spirits, as we have heard a joint Canadian-Mexican Freedom Force is on its way with bullets, poutine and tequila. Pray for us. #SecondCivilWarLetters
Rep. Jim Jordan, the powerful Republican congressman from Ohio, is being accused by former wrestlers he coached more than two decades ago at Ohio State University of failing to stop the team doctor from molesting them and other students.
No one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters and baby kidnappers would also be the party of Jim Jordan turning a blind eye to boys being sexually assaulted on his watch. - Jeff Tiedrich
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Business/Tech News
- Glencore Shares Dive After Subpoena From Justice Department
- Leaked documents show China using tariffs to target Trump's base: report
- Trump says he is working to bring motorcycle makers to US amid Harley plans
- New emails reveal Pruitt exempted Utah oil companies from smog rules
Can’t believe it’s Civil War Eve already. - Roland Scahill
Supporters of President Trump on Monday launched a boycott against Walmart after it was discovered the superstore was selling apparel promoting Trump's impeachment.
Please take a Second on the Third to pick up a Fifth for the Fourth.This has been my yearly Public Service Announcement. - Anthony
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