Thursday, May 17, 2018

Trump calls immigrants names again

Trump Calls Some Unauthorized Immigrants ‘Animals’ in Rant
President Trump lashed out at undocumented immigrants during a White House meeting on Wednesday, warning in front of news cameras that dangerous people were clamoring to breach the country’s borders and branding such people “animals.”


"No, no, no we're only calling gang members animals," said the people throwing children in warehouses and calling 911 on black students taking a nap. - Mike Drucker





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Is "Bigger than Watergate" a sign of the US right wing finally admitting Watergate was bad?    Bc maybe then we can have the Iran/Contra talk. - John Fugelsang






Canada Calls For Probe Into Violence Against Palestinians
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is calling for a probe into the violence on Israel's border with the Gaza Strip after a Canadian doctor was wounded while tending to injured Palestinian protesters.
"Canada deplores and is gravely concerned by the violence in the Gaza Strip that has led to a tragic loss of life and injured countless people. We are appalled that Dr. Tarek Loubani, a Canadian citizen, is among the wounded — along with so many unarmed people, including civilians, members of the media, first responders, and children," Trudeau said in a statement on Wednesday



Nikki Haley, U.S. ambassador to the U.N. walks out on speaker from Palestine



Kim Jong Un might cancel his meeting with Trump, where they were supposed to discuss North Korea's nuclear weapons. Trump was like, "How could someone just pull out of a nuclear agreement?" And Iran was like, "I know, it's crazy, right?" - Jimmy Fallon






Republican Shenanigans

Trump has a note from his doctor claiming he is the most spied on person to ever run for President. - Snake Plissken





This Is The Reason Why Sean Spicer Is Still Unemployed
Listing a White House gig on your resume used to be considered a sparkling credential, reflecting a stint at the apex of the country’s political power.
But as with so many other things about Donald Trump’s unconventional presidency, former staffers in a White House plagued by constant intrigue and controversy are finding their association with this president a bit more complicated for post-administration prospects.



I'm confused - if Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize, shouldn't Trump be trying to dismantle the entire Peace Prize industry? -John Fugelsang






Oh, and the president the GOP impeached in the 1860s was a former Democrat who got in trouble for firing honest public servants, disrespecting his political enemies and being way too friendly with supporters of the Confederacy. - Kevin M. Kruse





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Brief history of Trump's excuses:
1. There was no collusion
2. Maybe there was but I didn't know about it
3. Maybe I knew but so what
4. Lots of people collude
5. It's not illegal when the president does it
6. What about Hillary?
7. WITCH HUNT!!!!
8. You can't indict a president
-Jeff Tiedrich


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What’s the traditional gift for a one year “witch hunt” anniversary? Is it paper like a one year wedding anniversary? So maybe some indictments? Or can Mueller skip right to giving Trump iron shackles?- OhNoSheTwint


Giuliani: Mueller Can't Indict! Mueller Can't Indict!
Special counsel Robert Mueller's team has informed President Donald Trump's attorneys that they have concluded that they cannot indict a sitting president, according to the President's lawyer.
"All they get to do is write a report," Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani told CNN. "They can't indict. At least they acknowledged that to us after some battling, they acknowledged that to us."



Mueller. Avenatti. Ronan Farrow.
And Trump has.. Giuliani. It's hilarious.- Denizcan James





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Another major corporation has been hacked. Customer information has been compromised in a recent data breach at the restaurant chain Chili's. Chili's customers were furious, they were like, "I want my data back, data back, data back..." - James Corden


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Trump reminds you the MS-13 gang are murderous animals, and that we must never pass any laws that might stop them from easily acquiring guns. - John Fugelsang







Sinclair Trying To Woo Fox Hosts
Executive chairman of Sinclair Broadcasting David Smith has met with Porter Berry, the executive producer of Hannity, in the last few months to gauge his interest in working for a new network that is looking to compete with Fox News...Smith has also reportedly courted Sean Compton, a Tribune Media programming executive who is also close friends with Hannity; Greta Van Susteren, who left from Fox News back in 2016; and Jeanine Pirro, who once hollered for Hillary Clinton in the woods of Chappaqua, NY









The Royal wedding is just two days away! Which means in just two days, the world will finally get to see the queen do the Electric Slide.- Jimmy Fallon





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The largest hotel in the world, Abraj Kudai, is located in the Holy City Of Makkah, Saudi Arabia.

Peace.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

There was a huge gullywasher last night

Rainy season has officially arrived. This was the first heavy rain we've had since November. I spent the morning repairing the leaks in my metal roof. Duct tape works wonders until the repairman arrives.

I will be back online tomorrow!


Not to leave you empty handed, here is the current state of the North Korea/Trump meeting...

North Korea threatens to cancel summit with Trump; White House insists the meeting is still on
North Korea threatened Wednesday to call off a planned summit between its leader, Kim Jong Un, and President Trump, rejecting the administration's demand for what it called "unilateral nuclear abandonment."


I bet we can get Trump to resign with an offer of an Apprentice reboot.- Conan O'Brien




Mother Nature Is Truly Amazing

Peace.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

White House Can't Find Leaker, But I Have A Suspicion...

White House Leak Crackdown: ‘Men in Suits’ Reportedly Hunting Down Banned Cell Phones Using ‘Large’ Devices
Panicked by its inability to stem the flow of leaks, the White House is having men in suits scour the West Wing for non-government-issued electronics, per a new CNN report.


Hurry the f*ck up, Mueller. 
I want John McCain to see Donald Trump taken away in handcuffs for treason. - dylan



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Jared Kushner: "Waiter, could you please ask them to stop shooting protesters until we're done with our breakfast?" - Rex Huppke




Iran Optimistic It Can Save Nuclear Deal
Iran's foreign minister said Tuesday that efforts to save the nuclear deal after the abrupt US withdrawal were "on the right track" as he began talks with European powers in Brussels.


STEP 1: US provokes violence by trolling Middle East with embassy move to Jerusalem. 
STEP 2: Nikki Haley tells UN: "The violence is Iran’s fault."
STEP 3: Trump & Netanyahu, to distract from legal woes: “We have no choice now. Must have war with Iran!”
- Mrs. Betty Bowers




I scream 
you scream 
we all scream 
this is our life now
- Sandra Newman


Republican Shenanigans

Netanyahu Announces Day Of Mourning For Fence Damaged In Yesterday’s Conflict- The Onion




Trump Puts Gun Imports In The Hands Of Commerce Dept
The Trump administration on Tuesday announced a long-awaited proposal to transfer the approval of certain gun exports, including semi-automatic rifles and ammunition, from the State Department to the Commerce Department.




"The ones who are disabled and can't work...why are we required to keep them up? Sorry but euthanasia is cheaper and doesn't make everyone a slave to the government." - Republican candidate for Governor of Oklahoma, Chris Barnett





Trump To Warehouse Migrant Children
The Washington Post reports that the Trump Administration is laying the necessary groundwork to warehouse the children of migrants who enter the United States illegally on military bases in Texas and Arkansas. The bases will be used to contain anyone under the age of 18 who crosses the border illegally with their parents or on their own.





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Jared Kushner Regrets Not Reading Entire Wikipedia Page on Mideast Conflict - Andy Borowitz




Just this week, Trump has screwed up chances for peace between Iran and the West, peace between Israel and the Palestinians, and peace between North and South Korea. And it's only Tuesday! This could be the best Infrastructure Week yet. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Poll: Americans Support Moving Trump to Jerusalem - Andy Borowitz



Woman Calls Cops On Black People For A Cookout
Area residents had a massive cookout at a park in Oakland, Calif., just two weeks after a white woman called the police on a black family for setting up a charcoal grill in the same park.







Trump fears next election will be decided by Americans. - Andy Borowitz


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The White House wants you to know that being an asshole is okay as long as it isn’t on camera or in front of a snitch.- Tony Posnanski





Activists Trying To Block Construction Of Obama's Library
A federal lawsuit seeking to block construction of the Obama Presidential Center in Jackson Park was filed Monday by public parks activists against the city of Chicago and the Chicago Park District.



By the way it is very easy to spot the liberal at Whole Foods...
They speak in complete sentences and say “Excuse Me” if they bump into you. - Tony Posnanski






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Three amigos taking a selfie!

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