Wednesday, May 2, 2018

The president was crying on the Internet again

Donald Trump claims Robert Mueller probe is interfering with his presidential duties
As negotiations over his potential testimony hit a sensitive point, President Trump complained Wednesday that the Russia investigation by Special Counsel Robert Mueller is interfering with presidential duties


“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” a White House source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”- Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Trump appoints William Shatner as head of Space Force. - Michael Blackman






Navy To Conceal Corrupt Commanders.
The Navy has halted its practice of announcing the names of commanders relieved for poor performance or misconduct, a step back from the transparency the service had championed, and a move that comes in the wake of one of the worst bribery scandals in Pentagon history.




Personal doctor of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un attests that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has the strength of 100 men. - DPKR News tweet (satire)



Republican Shenanigans






Can we now shut down the “Michelle Wolf was Rude to Poor, Delicate Victim Sarah Sanders” sham?

In Wolf’s interview with Terry Gross, she reveals that the surly press secretary, at an event to celebrate media, refused to stand for any of the awards. Now, that is genuinely rude. - Mrs. Betty Bowers








Aww. Former Trump Aide Must Relocate To Pay Legal Bills
Former Donald Trump campaign aide Michael Caputo slammed the Senate Intelligence Committee's Russia investigation on Tuesday, charging that the probe has cost him $125,000 and is forcing him to move from the Buffalo area in order to pay off legal bills






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Can we just take a minute to note how sad it is to watch a lying Benghazi slimeball like Pompeo become SoS?- Eric Boehlert





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SEXISM 101: Hillary Clinton was shamed and humiliated for bravely attending a 9/11 commemoration with pneumonia, but Trump gets a total pass for getting his doctor to lie on record about his health, then robbing the doctor’s office to conceal his files.- Kaivan Shroff







From Ambulance Chaser To Trump's Lawyer
A few years before he started working for Donald Trump, and long before he gave legal advice to people like Fox News personality Sean Hannity, Michael D. Cohen had a different kind of clientele. Cohen roamed the courthouses of New York City, filing lawsuits on behalf of people with little means who were seeking compensation for the injuries they suffered in car collisions. Many personal-injury lawyers make their living this way, but there was something striking about Cohen's cases: Some of the crashes at issue didn't appear to be accidents at all.



No, Trump was NOT first in his class at Wharton. His name isn't listed among any of the summa, magna or even just cum laude graduates at UPenn.

If he'd been first in his class, he'd have been valedictorian.

You know, like #HillaryClinton. - Victoria Brownworth





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If Mueller really wanted to ask Trump tough questions, he’d try, “Name the three branches of government.” - Andy Borowitz


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At a rally in Michigan this weekend, President Trump asked the crowd, quote, "Any Hispanics in the room?" And it's a little alarming that he was holding a net.- Seth Myers




I Don't Think Nikola Tesla Would Like This
Hydrogen-electric truck company Nikola Motor has accused Tesla of cribbing its design for a new semi.
Nikola filed a lawsuit alleging Tesla patent violations and seeking more than $2 billion in damages.









Boy Scouts officially dropping "Boy" from their name.
This is not going to sit well with the powerful neckerchief lobby. - The Hoarse Whisperer





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What a shot! Is that llama taking a selfie or photobombing? Machu Picchu, Peru.

Peace.


Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Fox & Friends celebrates anniversary of Osama Bin Laden's death without once mentioning President Obama's name

Fox & Friends celebrates anniversary of Osama Bin Laden's death without once mentioning President Obama's name
Fox & Friends on Tuesday celebrated the anniversary of the death of Osama bin Laden but did not mention the name of the President Barack Obama, who ordered the operation that led to his killing.


Porn star Stormy Daniels is suing President Trump for defamation for something he said in a tweet. When they heard this, Muslims, African-Americans, gays, and Hillary Clinton said, "You can do that?"- Conan O'Brien





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Russian Lawyer Admits To Repeatedly Informing Kremlin Of Trump Campaign’s Ineptitude - The Onion


Will Trump's Space Warriors Learn From Reagan's Star Wars Program?
President Donald Trump on Tuesday again hinted at the possibility of a new military service dedicated to space, saying discussions are already underway with defense officials.









WHCA, the organization that represents journalists who cover the White House is siding with the press secretary who lies to those journalists rather than the comedian who called her out on those lies. That's all you need to know about how messed up coverage of Trump is right now. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



Republican Shenanigans

Can we just call all these employees of the administration “temps”? Bananas have a longer shelf life than most of these people. - irishygirl tweet





PRAYER WARRIOR ALERT: Please pray for Sister Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The White House Correspondents' Association may not care that she's a liar, but the Lord certainly does. Glory! - Mrs. Betty Bowers




Dr. Ronny Jackson Reexamines Trump and Declares He's 6'6" and 220 Pounds
The White House pushed back on reports that White House physician Ronny Jackson would not be returning to his role after a string of reports about his conduct led him to withdraw from consideration to head up the Department of Veterans Affairs.




If Trump wants to thank the #NRA for the $30,000,000 it spent to support him, he should skip the middleman and go the Moscow instead of Dallas.  - Mrs. Betty Bowers




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Comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the dinner, did the most amazing job. During the dinner, she mocked journalists and politicians. So you can see why Trump was upset — she's stealing his act.- James Corden





Jill Stein Really Loves Russia!
Appearing on CNN’s New Day, former Green Party candidate Jill Stein refused to condemn Russian meddling in the 2016 election, while telling host Chris Cuomo that she is refusing to turn over some campaign communications to Senate investigators because she is “protecting Americans’ civil liberties.”


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Business/Tech News

A new study found that one in four Americans said they would have sex with a robot at least once just to try it. Which might explain why your Roomba won't come out from under the couch.- Seth Myers




Uber Hurting Trump's Lawyer
...ride-sharing now accounts for more than 70% of the ground transportation market for business travelers. One of the most prominent individuals who has had their business disrupted by this trend is Trump lawyer and taxicab owner Michael Cohen.
With the ride-hailing companies grabbing 70.5% of the market, taxis and rental car companies are now fighting over crumbs, ...


Scientists in Australia just announced that the world's oldest known spider has died. The spider died at the age of 43 and is survived by 75 bazillion children.-James Corden


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If I were a snow leopard, that would be me.

Peace.


Monday, April 30, 2018

I made a joke about Sarah Sanders' eye makeup, too!

Michelle Wolf Slays Useless White House Correspondents' Dinner
After the annual mutual congratulation session known as the White House Correspondents' Dinner concluded Saturday, NBC News White House reporter Kelly O'Donnell distanced herself from the program. O'Donnell thought Daily Show comedienne Michelle Wolf had been too rough on Trump press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.


Where was this sisterhood of the traveling journalistic outrage during the 2016 campaign? - goldengateblond tweet


Why are you guys making this about Sarah’s looks? I said she burns facts and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye. I complimented her eye makeup and her ingenuity of materials. -Michelle Wolf




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Kim Jong-un Demands Human Sacrifice of Mike Pence as Precondition for Summit - Andy Borowitz







Trump To Speak At NRA. I Wonder If The KGB, CIA, FBI Or NSA Will Make An Appearance.
President Donald Trump is expected to speak at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting later this week in Dallas, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.







White House Correspondents' Association Deeply Regrets Use of First Amendment. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans



People are feeling more sorry for Sarah Sanders getting roasted by Michelle Wolf than they are when Donald Trump conspired with Russia and stole the presidency from Hillary Clinton. - Jason Elias





Republican Turned Democrat Running For Senate
Richard Painter, a longtime Republican who was chief ethics lawyer for George W. Bush’s White House, intends to run for the U.S. Senate in Minnesota this year as a Democrat, according to a filing he made recently with federal elections officials.







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The overreaction to Michelle Wolf by DC journos desperate to prove their neutrality regarding Trump just proves what a sh*tshow the press coverage of the Dem nominee in 2020 is going to be. -Brian Fallon






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Michelle Wolf is the first person to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders a “LIAR” straight to her face. Republicans can’t handle the truth and journalists are scared of losing their access to the White House if they ever told the unfiltered truth. - Ryan Knight






Millennials Are Leaning Towards Republicans. It's The Baby Boomers Fault! 
The online survey of more than 16,000 registered voters ages 18 to 34 shows their support for Democrats over Republicans for Congress slipped by about 9 percentage points over the past two years, to 46 percent overall. And they increasingly say the Republican Party is a better steward of the economy.



I attended the WHCD last night. Donald Trump has so poisoned the atmosphere by attacking the disabled, gold star parents, Muslims, Mexicans, Blacks, women, the press, the rule of law that a comedian who simply tells the truth is offensive? She’s joking. He’s not. - Rob Reiner

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Politicians can't stand up for Main St if they're on all fours for Wall St. - John Fugelsang





Gas Prices To Rise. It Must Be Obama's Fault.
Get ready for a little bit more pain at the pump this summer.
Crude oil prices are at the highest level in more than three years and expected to climb higher, pushing up gasoline prices along the way.





"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." - George Washington, 1788





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Pineapples are so cheap here in Costa Rica that I bought 3 for 1000 colones or $1.77 USD on the roadside the other day.

Peace.