Friday, March 16, 2018

Resign or run, Trump.

Britain points at Putin in poisoning attack as gulf widens
The gulf between Russia and Britain widened on Friday as they cranked up pressure over a nerve agent attack and a suspected murder in Britain that have deepened Western worries about alleged Russian meddling abroad.


I wonder why Putin pulled off this poisoning that so easily points to him. To send a message?


Trump said Mueller looking into his finances is a red line he wouldn’t allow to be crossed and now it is presumably being crossed. Why do I think this ends with Melania in a trench coat handing files over in an underground parking lot? - Jimmy Kimmel





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I wonder what Wag the Dog chaos will ensue today in order to deflect, deflect, deflect. Perhaps an avocado tariff on Mexico. - Chelsea Handler



Trump's Consiglieres Threaten Panama Judge. Really.
A Panamanian judge involved in a dispute over the Trump Organization's management of a 70-story luxury hotel was threatened by lawyers from the company, according to a complaint filed with the country's chief prosecutor.









“I mean, you have to picture him with his BlackBerry in his itty-bitty hands, and that’s how he finds out,” Tillerson cackled. “It would serve the bastard right.” - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans

I would never laugh at a human being’s suffering. Which is why I’m totally cool with laughing at Don Jr. - Jess Dweck






Trump's Trying To Oust Career Civil Servants (aka deep state) At The State Dept.
Two months into the Trump administration, a distraught State Department Iran expert named Sahar Nowrouzzadeh asked her new boss for help.
A conservative website had published an article depicting Nowrouzzadeh as a Barack Obama loyalist who had “burrowed into the government” under Trump and even had ties to the hated Iranian regime itself.


I refuse to joke about Vanessa Trump bc it's NEVER funny when a couple files for an uncontested quick divorce, one where assets can be swiftly transferred, on the same day an independent special counsel subpoenas their family business.  People, this could happen to you someday. - John Fugelsang


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Pundidiots are wondering if Nancy Pelosi is too "toxic" to keep on as Democratic leader.
Who says she's "toxic"? Republican propagandists and neoprogressive trollbots.
This is the same bullshit that happened to Hillary. - DC Petterson



Ivanka Subbing For Rex Tillerson
Ivanka Trump will meet with South Korean Foreign Minister Kang Kyung-wha when she visits the U.S. following the abrupt ousting of secretary of State Rex Tillerson.
Foreign Ministry Spokesman Noh Kyu-duk confirmed Thursday that Ivanka Trump, a White House adviser, would meet with Kang, KBS World Radio reported.
The purpose and exact date of the meeting are not yet clear.







Well, this tweet from a New York Times columnist didn't age well. gag.



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U.S. Has Massive IQ Deficit with Canada - Andy Borowitz


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Half of Trump's A-Team couldn't get security clearance and included felons, Nazis, racists, wife-beaters and gambling addicts. Just imagine how "qualified" the B-Team will be. So far the candidates include a warmonger, a cocaine addict and a torturer.- Wil Donnelly



Jimmy Kimmel To File Federal Complaint Against Trump's Chachkies
Jimmy Kimmel might end up costing President Donald Trump’s family some big money.
In light of the White House’s “buy American” rhetoric, the “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host bought a bunch of merchandise from the Trump Store, which is run by two of the president’s sons, to see where it all came from...Most of the merchandise Kimmel purchased was made abroad, and two items didn’t list a country of origin at all. Kimmel said such an omission could lead to potential fines of up to $500,000 if it turns out these products were made overseas.


The Trump family is the stupidest gang of hairbrained criminals this side of an Elmore Leonard novel. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Time To Deflate Photo
We've all been there, except for vegans. Oh wait, there are some veggies on the grill!

Peace.


Thursday, March 15, 2018

Mueller subpoenas Trump Organization

Mueller subpoenas Trump Organization: report
Special counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization as part of the investigation into whether the Trump campaign colluded with Russia to win the 2016 election...


Well, that's the end of "I'm not under investigation."
Even if he's the last one to admit it. - Amy Siskind



Trump boasted to donors about making up facts during talks with Trudeau: report
...Trump told those at the dinner that he insisted that the U.S. had a trade deficit with Canada, but did not know if that was the case, according to leaked audio of the speech...“Trudeau came to see me. He’s a good guy. Justin. He said ‘No, no, we have no trade deficit with you, we have none. Donald, please,’” Trump said. “Nice guy, good looking guy, comes in – ‘Donald we have no trade deficit.’”





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Well, congratulations to everyone who had Rex Tillerson in their office pool. President Trump has fired Rex Tillerson, his secretary of state, which I think means the only remaining White House staffers are Mike Pence and a Roomba.- Seth Myers





“60 Minutes” just interviewed Betsy DeVos and they’re about to interview Stormy Daniels. That’s right, two women equally qualified to be education secretary.- Conan O'Brien


Wait. What? Trump Puts Sanctions On Russia.
The Trump administration announced Thursday it is enacting new sanctions on Russia, including individuals indicted last month by special counsel Robert Mueller, in a sweeping new effort to punish Moscow for its attempts to interfere in the 2016 US election.
The measures come a month-and-a-half after the administration missed a congressionally mandated deadline to impose the new sanctions, which led to questions over President Donald Trump's willingness to punish Moscow for its cyber intrusion.





Republican Shenanigans

Under President Trump, abstinence-only education is making a comeback. Or as Trump told teenagers, “Do as I say, not as I paid someone $130,000 to shut up about my doing.”- Conan O'Brien




What Fresh Hell Tennessee?
A Tennessee state House committee on Wednesday refused to vote on a resolution to denounce neo-Nazism, white nationalism and the alt-right as terrorist organizations.


It's 2018. Germany has a zero tolerance policy for Nazis and the US won’t even classify them as terrorists. The republigorgons have dragged us into the Upside Down. - OhNoSheTwint





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President Trump announced on Twitter that he fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. People said, “Can you believe that he was so disrespectful to a secretary of state?” Then Hillary Clinton said, “Yes, actually, I can.”- Jimmy Fallon





Senators, I must respectfully ask,
If the 17 brave eagles at my school who lost their lives to a gunman wielding an assault rifle were a dog on an airplane, would you finally talk about guns? - Cameron Kasky


I Wonder What Barron Trump Thinks About Yesterday's School Walkout
The Maryland private school that President Trump’s son Barron attends joined other schools on Wednesday to push the president for "robust" measures to stem gun violence.






The Trump White House is proof that America's become a mob restaurant & it's being burned down for the insurance $. -John Fugelsang


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Dear World:

We would like to apologize for our extremely dumb American president. Yes, he did say “space force.” No, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Please know that we are working to address this problem.

Your patience is appreciated.

- Most of America

- Rex Huppke






Toys weRe Us
Toys R Us, the toy superstore chain that became a dream factory for kids nationwide, said in a U.S Bankruptcy Court filing early Thursday that it must liquidate, a move that will likely lead to the closure of all its stores and sale of remaining merchandise.






53 years ago today LBJ introduced Voting Rights Act before joint session of Congress & said, "It is wrong — deadly wrong — to deny any of your fellow Americans the right to vote." It was known as "We Shall Overcome" speech, one of greatest ever by US president. - Ari Berman




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Andre the Giant's hand holding a can of Canada's Molson beer.

Peace.


Wednesday, March 14, 2018

America's children are literally begging for their lives

Northwestern University students on lockdown amid reports of shots fired — hours after gun violence walkout
Students and staff at Northwestern University in Illinois were told to take shelter amid reports of an active shooter on campus Wednesday — the same day thousands of students across the country walked out of their classrooms to protest gun violence.


Rock it, kids, and don't stop.- Stephen King





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The Trump administration is about to unveil its Middle East peace plan. It involves giving everyone guns. - Conan O'Brien









Trump Wants A Space Force! Remember Reagan's Star Wars When He Blew 200 Billion?
President Donald Trump on Tuesday said his new national security strategy recognizes that space is a theater of war, and he floated the idea of creating a Space Force, a branch of the military that would operate outside of earth's atmosphere.






I resigned as Chief Prosecutor at #Guantanamo after I was directed to use evidence derived partly thru Haspel’s torture program.  Rather than being held accountable, those like Bybee, Bradbury & Haspel who OK’d torture moved up.  Those who spoke out against torture did not. - Col. Morris Davis





God damn millennials thinking they’re entitled to not being shot to death at school. - OhNoSheTwint


Student Threatens To Shoot Fellow Students
Many students at one California school district were unable to take part Wednesday in a nationwide protest against gun violence after one of them threatened to shoot classmates.






Marchers across the country today are advancing the highly controversial idea that Americans have the right not to be shot. #NationalStudentWalkout - Andy Borowitz






14 desks and 3 podiums stand empty at Cooper City High School in remembrance of the 17 dead at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School.


Republican Shenanigans

Just holding out for the inevitable moment when the only person Trump has left to fire is himself. - Stephen Colbert



Good. Parents Of Seth Rich Suing Fox Noise
The parents of a Democratic National Committee employee Seth Rich who was killed in July 2016 have filed a federal lawsuit alleging Fox News exploited the slaying as a "political football."
Joel and Mary Rich claim Fox News, a reporter and a guest commentator used "lies, misrepresentations and half-truths" in a May 16, 2017, article that claimed their son had leaked DNC emails to WikiLeaks during the presidential campaign.






The owner of a Greek soccer team this weekend stormed onto the field during a match waving a handgun. So long story short, soccer is now the official sport of the NRA. - Seth Myers




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Busy Schedule Forces Vladimir Putin To Move Up Election Win A Couple Days Early - The Onion

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RIP Stephen Hawking



"If there’s one last thing I have on my bucket list, it’s that Donald Trump finds out he’s being sh*tcanned on Twitter," Tillerson said. - Andy Borowitz





The President & The Porn Star's Court Date Set
Porn star Stormy Daniels will go to court on July 12 in a bid to dissolve an agreement stopping her discussing an affair she says she had with President Donald Trump, according to court papers published Wednesday.






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If Trump hadn't been born rich & inherited millions he'd be some creepy strip-club-dwelling 71-yr old selling above-ground pools in Queens. - John Fugelsang






Facebook Bans Hate Group In UK. Hey, What About The USA? 
Facebook announced on Wednesday it has banned far right political group Britain First for inciting hate against minority groups, four months after it was deregistered as a political party in the United Kingdom.



Stephen Hawking was born January 8, 1942, on the 300th anniversary of Galileo's death. He died today, March 14th, on the anniversary of Einstein's birth.  Time is circular - no beginning, no end. - Warren Leight




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Baby bird being saved by loving parents.

Peace.