Friday, January 5, 2018

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Trump's mental health and why people are discussing it
It's a discussion that Donald Trump's opponents have had before - is the president mentally fit for office?
And it's filling Twitter and the news sites again, reignited by the release of a new book by a New York journalist.


Trump & Bannon have turned on each other BIGLY.  It’s impossible to pick a side. It’s as if Cancer & Ebola got into a fight. - Bette Midler





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Does it trouble anybody else that the biggest story right now is whether or not the President of the United States is sane? - Michael Ian Black


China Is Attracting High End Immigrants 
SINGAPORE: Nobel prize winners, entrepreneurs and other “high-end” foreign talent will now find it easier to live and work in China with the introduction of a free, fast-track visa, state news agency Xinhua reported on Thursday (Jan 5).






The Fire and Fury audiobook should be narrated by Obama, Hillary, and Jemele Hill.- OhNoSheTwint


Republican Shenanigans

Today’s use of criminal prosecution to harass opponents and silence critics should remind: the crisis is not one unstable president; it is the system of power that enables him. - David Frum



Tillerson Thinks Trump Is Perfectly Sane
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has told CNN that he has never questioned President Donald Trump’s mental fitness, contradicting a book excerpt published this week in which Tillerson is reported to have described Trump as a “moron.”






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Imagine if Republicans cared as much about prosecuting sexual predators as they care about prosecuting Hillary.


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LETTERMAN: dude

OBAMA: bruh

LETTERMAN: the fuck

OBAMA: man, listen

LETTERMAN: i know right

OBAMA: i tried to tell ‘em

- Eric Haywood






I agree, this Clinton Foundation scandal where Hillary sold fetus parts to ISIS in Benghazi in order to finance the child sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement really needs to be looked into for the fifteen hundredth time. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Trump taking credit for the stock market is like a new gardener taking credit for a mature tree. - Richard Hine


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Now that the Mercers are pulling back their money, Steve Bannon needs to make it on his own, preferably by writing his own book with an advance copy going to Robert Mueller. - Richard W. Painter



Mueller Is Going To Be Very Busy This Weekend
President Donald Trump’s legal team has handed over to Special Counsel Robert Mueller business documents that include details about Trump’s effort to build a hotel in Moscow, his campaign’s communications with WikiLeaks and Trump Tower meeting when some of his senior campaign staffers sought to get dirt on Hillary Clinton from a Russian lawyer.




Study: 90% Of Bike Accidents Preventable By Buying Car Like A Normal Person - The Onion





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This is a Bee Hummingbird that's only found in Cuba.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.


Thursday, January 4, 2018

Trump v Bannon: Grab the popcorn!


Trump lawyers try to stop publication of Michael Wolff book — and demand apology to president
President Donald Trump is trying to stop the publication of an explosive new book that reveals staffers in his chaotic administration don’t believe he’s fit to carry out his White House duties.
The president’s attorneys have sent a cease-and-desist letter Thursday morning to author Michael Wolff and publisher Henry Holt, reported the Washington Post‘s Carol Leonnig.


Delicious that a man who made "YOU'RE FIRED!" his catchphrase will be brought down by people he fired.- Mrs. Betty Bowers




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I wonder if Trump & Bannon will sit down with the Nazis and reassure them that no matter what, they always have two parents who love them.- Randi Mayhem Singer






Jeff Sessions Restarts The War On Marijuana 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is taking aim at legalized marijuana, according to an Associated Press report.
Sessions is expected Thursday to announce his intentions to repeal a 2013 Obama-era policy that's protected legalized marijuana from federal intervention, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the decision.


Jeff Sessions reminds you the Civil War was about states' rights, which it isn't; and decriminalizing cannabis isn't a state's right, which it is. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Hell hath no fury like a Bannon scorned. - Bill Kristol






Personally I'm secure about the size of my nuclear button. - Conan O'Brien



Manafort Is Suing Mueller
Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort filed a lawsuit against special counsel Robert Mueller, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and the Justice Department in federal court on Wednesday, arguing that the investigation that charged him is operating outside the law.







I don't usually have sympathy for Steve Bannon, but being called mentally ill by Donald Trump has to hurt. - Andy Borowitz


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A new poll finds that a substantial number of Americans would leave their jobs, their homes, and even their families to assist the special counsel.- Andy Borowitz


Sessions Reopens Hillary's Email Investigation
Justice Department officials are taking a fresh look at Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while secretary of state, The Daily Beast has learned.
An ally of Attorney General Jeff Sessions who is familiar with the thinking at the Justice Department’s Washington headquarters described it as an effort to gather new details on how Clinton and her aides handled classified material.






Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by Americans.- Andy Borowitz


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The University of Pennsylvania, which is Trump’s alma mater, says the tax bill will add 2.2 trillion dollars to the national debt. Trump was like, "Come on - are you really gonna believe a school that let ME graduate? Gimme a break!”- Jimmy Fallon





Don't Stay At Motel 6
Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson sued Motel 6 on Wednesday, alleging motel employees gave private information on thousands of guests to U.S. immigration authorities.
Ferguson told reporters that employees of the national budget chain divulged the names, birth dates, driver's license numbers, license-plate numbers and room numbers of more than 9,000 guests to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. The agents did not have warrants.



Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die. -Mikel Jollett






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Give em the old razzle dazzle.

Peace.


Wednesday, January 3, 2018

The Real WMD

Donald Trump taunts Kim Jong Un: My nuclear button is 'bigger'
President Donald Trump again challenged North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Tuesday, boasting that the United States’ nuclear capabilities are “more powerful” than North Korea’s.



Does "increasing the risk of nuclear war" violate the Twitter terms of service? - Ezra Klein




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You know who wouldn’t be in a dick-measuring contest on Twitter with a foreign dictator if she were president right now? -OhNoSheTwint



Trump Just Can't Give Up Attacking Hillary
President Donald Trump early on Tuesday launched another broadside against his opponent in the 2016 election, tweeting about Hillary Clinton and her top aide, Huma Abedin, over their handling of classified information.
"Crooked Hillary Clinton's top aid, Huma Abedin, has been accused of disregarding basic security protocols," Trump tweeted. "She put Classified Passwords into the hands of foreign agents. Remember sailors pictures on submarine? Jail! Deep State Justice Dept must finally act? Also on Comey & others."






POTUS on 12/28: “I have the absolute right to do what I want with the Justice Department.” Today he slanders career DOJ professionals as “deep state,” calls for prison for a political opponent, and tries to sic DOJ on a potential witness against him. Beyond abnormal; dangerous. - Sally Yates, former Deputy Attorney general


Republican Shenanigans


Having finally proven itself a worse year than 2016, 2017 now goes in search of 2016 to reclaim that beer it asked 2016 to hold for it 1 year ago. - John Fugelsang




Mitt Romney may run for Senate? I thought failed presidential candidates were only allowed to take up knitting. - Brian Fallon



Republican Senator Orrin Hatch Calls It Quits
Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah said Tuesday he will not seek re-election after serving more than 40 years in the Senate, opening the door for former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney to run for his seat.




Senator Hatch is retiring to spend more time with his children, Billy 72, Betty 64, and of course little Tommy who's only 58.






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Guys call me crazy but I'm pretty sure the email lady wouldn't be jumping with both feet into a dick-measuring contest with the leader of north korea. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Another Crazy Christian!
Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said in a recent interview that she is considering running for Democratic Sen. Al Franken's Senate seat.
"I've had people contact me and urge me to run for that Senate seat. ...And the only reason I would run is for the ability to take these principles into the United States Senate and be able to advocate for these principles," Bachmann told The Jim Bakker Show on Dec. 27.



BREAKING: All Republican lawmakers announce they are stepping down to enjoy the benefits of new tax plan they said would not benefit them. - RexHuppke





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Hello, Illuminati?   Exactly  how much more of this sh*t are you going to allow? 
You got the tax cut, right?    Dudes wtf - John Fugelsang



Christmas Eve at Mar-a-Lago



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Nixon: "I was a paranoid criminal."
Reagan: "I was an affable dunce."
GW Bush: "I destabilized the world and crashed the economy."
Trump: "HOLD MY BEER" - Jeff Tiedrich




Coal Mining Deaths Rise
Workplace deaths in the coal mining industry increased last year to their highest point in three years.
A total of 15 miners died on the job in 2017, Mine Safety and Health Administration (MSHA) data show, compared with eight in 2016.




I knew it. I sent off my DNA. I'm part Russian, part Romanian, part Hungarian, and part Labrador Retriever. - Elayne Boosler





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Nelson Mandela and Muhammad Ali. No words needed.

Peace.