Thursday, January 4, 2018

Trump v Bannon: Grab the popcorn!


Trump lawyers try to stop publication of Michael Wolff book — and demand apology to president
President Donald Trump is trying to stop the publication of an explosive new book that reveals staffers in his chaotic administration don’t believe he’s fit to carry out his White House duties.
The president’s attorneys have sent a cease-and-desist letter Thursday morning to author Michael Wolff and publisher Henry Holt, reported the Washington Post‘s Carol Leonnig.


Delicious that a man who made "YOU'RE FIRED!" his catchphrase will be brought down by people he fired.- Mrs. Betty Bowers




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I wonder if Trump & Bannon will sit down with the Nazis and reassure them that no matter what, they always have two parents who love them.- Randi Mayhem Singer






Jeff Sessions Restarts The War On Marijuana 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is taking aim at legalized marijuana, according to an Associated Press report.
Sessions is expected Thursday to announce his intentions to repeal a 2013 Obama-era policy that's protected legalized marijuana from federal intervention, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the decision.


Jeff Sessions reminds you the Civil War was about states' rights, which it isn't; and decriminalizing cannabis isn't a state's right, which it is. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Hell hath no fury like a Bannon scorned. - Bill Kristol






Personally I'm secure about the size of my nuclear button. - Conan O'Brien



Manafort Is Suing Mueller
Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort filed a lawsuit against special counsel Robert Mueller, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and the Justice Department in federal court on Wednesday, arguing that the investigation that charged him is operating outside the law.







I don't usually have sympathy for Steve Bannon, but being called mentally ill by Donald Trump has to hurt. - Andy Borowitz


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A new poll finds that a substantial number of Americans would leave their jobs, their homes, and even their families to assist the special counsel.- Andy Borowitz


Sessions Reopens Hillary's Email Investigation
Justice Department officials are taking a fresh look at Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while secretary of state, The Daily Beast has learned.
An ally of Attorney General Jeff Sessions who is familiar with the thinking at the Justice Department’s Washington headquarters described it as an effort to gather new details on how Clinton and her aides handled classified material.






Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by Americans.- Andy Borowitz


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The University of Pennsylvania, which is Trump’s alma mater, says the tax bill will add 2.2 trillion dollars to the national debt. Trump was like, "Come on - are you really gonna believe a school that let ME graduate? Gimme a break!”- Jimmy Fallon





Don't Stay At Motel 6
Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson sued Motel 6 on Wednesday, alleging motel employees gave private information on thousands of guests to U.S. immigration authorities.
Ferguson told reporters that employees of the national budget chain divulged the names, birth dates, driver's license numbers, license-plate numbers and room numbers of more than 9,000 guests to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. The agents did not have warrants.



Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die. -Mikel Jollett






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Give em the old razzle dazzle.

Peace.


Wednesday, January 3, 2018

The Real WMD

Donald Trump taunts Kim Jong Un: My nuclear button is 'bigger'
President Donald Trump again challenged North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Tuesday, boasting that the United States’ nuclear capabilities are “more powerful” than North Korea’s.



Does "increasing the risk of nuclear war" violate the Twitter terms of service? - Ezra Klein




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

You know who wouldn’t be in a dick-measuring contest on Twitter with a foreign dictator if she were president right now? -OhNoSheTwint



Trump Just Can't Give Up Attacking Hillary
President Donald Trump early on Tuesday launched another broadside against his opponent in the 2016 election, tweeting about Hillary Clinton and her top aide, Huma Abedin, over their handling of classified information.
"Crooked Hillary Clinton's top aid, Huma Abedin, has been accused of disregarding basic security protocols," Trump tweeted. "She put Classified Passwords into the hands of foreign agents. Remember sailors pictures on submarine? Jail! Deep State Justice Dept must finally act? Also on Comey & others."






POTUS on 12/28: “I have the absolute right to do what I want with the Justice Department.” Today he slanders career DOJ professionals as “deep state,” calls for prison for a political opponent, and tries to sic DOJ on a potential witness against him. Beyond abnormal; dangerous. - Sally Yates, former Deputy Attorney general


Republican Shenanigans


Having finally proven itself a worse year than 2016, 2017 now goes in search of 2016 to reclaim that beer it asked 2016 to hold for it 1 year ago. - John Fugelsang




Mitt Romney may run for Senate? I thought failed presidential candidates were only allowed to take up knitting. - Brian Fallon



Republican Senator Orrin Hatch Calls It Quits
Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah said Tuesday he will not seek re-election after serving more than 40 years in the Senate, opening the door for former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney to run for his seat.




Senator Hatch is retiring to spend more time with his children, Billy 72, Betty 64, and of course little Tommy who's only 58.






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Guys call me crazy but I'm pretty sure the email lady wouldn't be jumping with both feet into a dick-measuring contest with the leader of north korea. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Another Crazy Christian!
Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said in a recent interview that she is considering running for Democratic Sen. Al Franken's Senate seat.
"I've had people contact me and urge me to run for that Senate seat. ...And the only reason I would run is for the ability to take these principles into the United States Senate and be able to advocate for these principles," Bachmann told The Jim Bakker Show on Dec. 27.



BREAKING: All Republican lawmakers announce they are stepping down to enjoy the benefits of new tax plan they said would not benefit them. - RexHuppke





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Hello, Illuminati?   Exactly  how much more of this sh*t are you going to allow? 
You got the tax cut, right?    Dudes wtf - John Fugelsang



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Nixon: "I was a paranoid criminal."
Reagan: "I was an affable dunce."
GW Bush: "I destabilized the world and crashed the economy."
Trump: "HOLD MY BEER" - Jeff Tiedrich




Coal Mining Deaths Rise
Workplace deaths in the coal mining industry increased last year to their highest point in three years.
A total of 15 miners died on the job in 2017, Mine Safety and Health Administration (MSHA) data show, compared with eight in 2016.




I knew it. I sent off my DNA. I'm part Russian, part Romanian, part Hungarian, and part Labrador Retriever. - Elayne Boosler





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Nelson Mandela and Muhammad Ali. No words needed.

Peace.


Friday, December 29, 2017

This Is How Republicans Think

With brutal cold here to stay, Trump extols the virtues of global warming
Frigid temperatures are expected to grip much of the upper Great Plains and Northeast through the New Year — a forecast that President Donald Trump used to cast doubt on global warming.


It's official: the average penguin has a better understanding of climate change than Donald Trump does. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



Trump told NYT, “There is no collusion, and even if there was, it’s
not a crime.” Oops, he made a lie sandwich w/a light confession
filling! - Bette Midler


The Greatest Country In The World Can't Restore All The Power To A 100 Mile By 30 Mile Island In 100 Days
On the 100-day mark since Hurricane Maria struck Puerto Rico, San Juan’s Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz called federal response to the storm inadequate while slamming President Donald Trump as the “disaster-in-chief.”




Republican Shenanigans



Trump claims “no collusion” 16 times in a 30 minute interview.  Who’s he tryin’ to convince, us or himself?- Tea Pain







New York Times Interviews Trump: Sarah Palin Was Asked Harder Questions By Katie Couric
TRUMP: We’re going to win another four years for a lot of reasons, most importantly because our country is starting to do well again and we’re being respected again. But another reason that I’m going to win another four years is because newspapers, television, all forms of media will tank if I’m not there because without me, their ratings are going down the tubes. Without me, The New York Times will indeed be not the failing New York Times, but the failed New York Times. So they basically have to let me win. And eventually, probably six months before the election, they’ll be loving me because they’re saying, “Please, please, don’t lose Donald Trump.” O.K.



Wrong/dangerous. Trump doesn’t have absolute rights with DOJ. But women and men there have ABSOLUTE duty to follow Constitution and rule of law - not a man. Career DOJ people have ABSOLUTE right to defy illegal orders. And they will. I know them.- Eric Holder






“So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.” - William Shakespeare, Hamlet


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If Obama had 5 children with 3 wives, white Evangelical voters would have passed out from the scandal of it.- Ed Krassenstein


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Trump Tweets Word Salad
President Trump seized the opportunity Thursday to attack two of his favorite targets: The media and Hillary Clinton.
In a morning tweet, Trump mocked Vanity Fair magazine for apologizing to Clinton over a satiric video suggesting ways the defeated 2016 Democratic presidential candidate could spend her now-free time


Vanity Fair told Hillary Clinton, a
Professor
Lawyer
Business Executive
Advocate
First Lady of Arkansas
First Lady of USA
Bestseller Author
Senator 
Secretary of State
Presidential Nominee
$3B raised
2nd Most Votes in History
Beat Trump by 3M
Beat Bernie by 4M

to go knit. - Mr. Weeks

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The first time President Obama met with his US Attorneys, he told us, “I appointed you but you don’t serve me. You serve the American people. And I expect you to act with independence & integrity.” None of us ever forgot that.- Joyce Alene


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The Rich Gets Richer
Executives at Netflix will received substantially higher salaries in 2018 as result of the passage of the GOP tax plan, The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday.
Among those receiving raises include chief content officer Ted Sarandos, who will earn a $12 million salary next year, a significant jump from the $1 million he earned during the past three years.


As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America. - Barack Obama





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Thanks for another great year!


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Attitude. That's what will change in 2018. Happy New Year everybody!

Peace.