Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Mueller Obtains Trump's Banking Info. Uh Oh.

Trump's personal banking information handed over to Robert Mueller
Donald Trump’s personal banking information has formally been turned over to Robert Mueller, the special prosecutor who is investigating whether the president’s campaign conspired with the Kremlin during the 2016 presidential election.
Bloomberg reported early on Tuesday that Deutsche Bank, the German bank that serves as Trump’s biggest lender, had been forced to submit documents about its client relationship with the president after Mueller issued the bank with a subpoena for information.


So Kushner was essentially working for Israel, Michael Flynn was working for Turkey, Paul Manafort was working for Ukraine, and Trump was working for Russia. But, hey, America First, right? - Keith Boykin




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Nazis Feeling Neglected After Republicans' Embrace of Child Molesters - Andy Borowitz





California Fires Are Growing
A fast-moving, wind-fueled wildfire swept into the city of Ventura early Tuesday, burning 31,000 acres, destroying homes and forcing 27,000 people to evacuate.
About 150 structures — including at least one large apartment complex — were consumed by flames, and many more were threatened as the fire crept about a quarter-mile away from City Hall.


A sixth woman has come forward to accuse Senator Al Franken of sexually inappropriate behavior. On the plus side, if Franken resigns as senator from Minnesota, he could still be elected the senator from Alabama. - Conan O'Brien





Republican Shenanigans

"hello? yes, I'd like to order 500 gay wedding pizzas to be delivered to Roy Moore campaign headquarters..." - Jeff Tiedrich




Or paranoid?
Uh, Guys, I Think Trump Is Forming His Own Spy Network
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION is considering a set of proposals developed by Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a retired CIA officer — with assistance from Oliver North, a key figure in the Iran-Contra scandal — to provide CIA Director Mike Pompeo and the White House with a global, private spy network that would circumvent official U.S. intelligence agencies, according to several current and former U.S. intelligence officials and others familiar with the proposals. The sources say the plans have been pitched to the White House as a means of countering “deep state” enemies in the intelligence community seeking to undermine Trump’s presidency.


House of Cards to return with only Robin Wright because in America we have zero tolerance for sexual assault from our fictional presidents. - John Fugelsang





It's amazing to think that 8 years ago, Republicans lost their s**t over Obama calling the actions of a Cambridge police officer "stupid" and today are unbothered by POTUS calling the FBI the "worst in history" - Michael Cohen


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Jerry Springer says he won’t run for governor of Ohio next year. You know politics has gotten messy when Jerry Springer’s like, “I can’t be associated with this.” - Jimmy Fallon


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lol remember when Hillary Clinton had a whole speech outlining Trump and his supporters as deplorable and people said it was bad? - Celia


FEMA Is A Mess
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has reportedly told some employees who pulled in beefier paychecks after working overtime to respond to the series of natural disasters that hit the U.S. earlier this year may need to return part of their extra pay.





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Trump makes 2 Utah national monuments 2 million acres smaller today. Logging, oil drilling, mining will follow. That land belonged to us. - Bette Midler




Another Actor Bites The Dust
Netflix is ending its relationship with The Ranch star Danny Masterson amid rape allegations against the actor, the streaming service announced Tuesday.
“As a result of ongoing discussions, Netflix and the producers have written Danny Masterson out of The Ranch,” a Netflix spokesperson said. “Yesterday was his last day on the show, and production will resume in early 2018 without him.”




An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a dashboard so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke about this, I just wanted to remind you we’re still the greatest country in the world. - Conan O'Brien






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I want a brown and white panda. Under my tree for Christmas. Stuffed animal version, of course.

Peace.


Monday, December 4, 2017

Keep Tweeting Trump, keep tweeting.

Trump's lawyer says he wrote the president's tweet about Flynn's dismissal
President Donald Trump's personal lawyer, John Dowd, says he drafted the president's Saturday morning tweet that stated he fired former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn for lying not only to Vice President Mike Pence but also to the FBI.


BREAKING: Trump’s Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on Access Hollywood Tape. - Andy Borowitz





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A Senior South Korean Air Force official tells CNN the large scale joint aerial drills underway this week will include attacks against a mock North Korean missile launch site and nuclear facilities. Some 230 aircraft & 12,000 US & South Korean personnel are participating. - Will Ripley, CNN




Our current nightmare is what happens when the richest one percent and the dumbest one percent are in charge.- Andy Borowitz


No Migrants R US
The United States notified the United Nations that it will no longer take part in the global compact on migration, saying it undermines the nation's sovereignty.
The US has been a part of the New York Declaration for Refugees and Migrants since it was formed last year. The declaration aims to ensure the rights of migrants, help them resettle and provide them with access to education and jobs.






I won’t be satisfied with Trump being removed from office. I want the world we had before Trump restored to its original factory settings. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

A sad sign of where we are now as a country is that we need Billy Bush to confirm our experienced reality - Jess Dweck


71% Of Alabama Republicans Believe Roy Moore
A new CBS News poll finds 71 percent of Alabama Republicans say the allegations against Roy Moore are false, and those who believe this also overwhelmingly believe Democrats and the media are behind those allegations.






To be fair, 71% of Alabama Republicans also believe the Confederacy won the Civil War.- Erik Bransteen






Trump Lawyer: Trump Is Invincible
President Trump's outside lawyer said in a new interview that a president can't obstruct justice.
The "President cannot obstruct justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under [the Constitution's Article II] and has every right to express his view of any case," attorney John Dowd told  Axios.




At his trial in 1649, Charles I defended himself: ""No learned lawyer will affirm that an impeachment can lie against the King... one of their maxims is, that the King can do no wrong." The great-grandfathers of the authors of the Constitution cut off Charles' head for that.- David Frum




Sometimes it’s hard to know what to do after a loss. Not this time. 
This tax bill is only going to get worse as people learn more about it. There are 6 GOP Senators that have to run on it & 2 open seats in 2018.  We all need to get to work. - Hillary Clinton


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Republicans normalized torture during the Bush years
Republicans normalized racism during the Obama years
Republicans normalized grabbing girls during the Trump year - AllHatNoCattle



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Is Trump Going To Open A Trump Tower In Bear's Ears, Utah?
U.S. President Donald Trump will visit Utah on Monday to announce big cuts to the state's sprawling wilderness national monuments, a move that is likely to trigger legal challenges from tribes and environmental groups.








Setting up live shot for Trump visit. 
Man in pickup and trucker’s cap pulls up, rolls down window and in a voice right out of The Leftovers deadpans “A great evil visits us today.”- Bill Weir, CNN Tweet




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Yes its nice that the Stock Market is up Mr. Trump, but 2 things....
1) The Market was up 151% Under Obama.  It's up 23% under You...
2) The MAJORITY of Americans (52%) DO NOT own stocks.
Now stop Bragging! - Brian Krassenstein





GOP Senator Says Non-Millionaires Are Sex Crazed Drunks
In an astonishing defense of dropping “death taxes” for individual estates worth more than $5.5 million, GOP Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley implied that people not currently affected by that tax are “spending every darn penny ... on booze or women.”







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Friday, December 1, 2017

Flynn Flipped

Flynn has promised Special Counsel 'full cooperation' in Russia probe: Source
Retired Lt. Gen Michael Flynn has promised “full cooperation” in the special counsel’s Russia investigation and, according to a confidant, and is prepared to testify that Donald Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians, initially as a way to work together to fight ISIS in Syria.


2016: “LOCK HER UP”
- Mike Flynn
2017- “HES LOCKED UP”
- Hillary Clinton
- Tony Posnanski




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Impeach Obama for firing Michael Flynn which led to Trump hiring him over Obama's objections.- John Fugelsang



So, John Kelly Doesn't' Like Tillerson
The relationship between White House chief of staff John Kelly and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has soured in recent months, leaving the former Exxon CEO without a single top ally in the White House as talk has ramped up of him being replaced at the State Department.











‘You’re F-cked,’ Nixon Tells Trump from Hell - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Trump: Flynn admitted lying to the FBI. Sally Yates warned you that Flynn had been compromised by your friend Putin. You should've listened. Thank you Sally Yates! - Rep. Maxine Waters






So, The "Good Republicans" Stab The Middle Class In The Back, After All
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters on Friday that he believes Republicans now have enough votes to pass their tax bill, and they plan to do so later in the day. This comes after a closed-door meeting at which Senate Republicans discussed final changes to their bill.



I've seen kids spill out their piggy banks and plan their allowance budget with more care than the Republicans in Congress are planning for the future of the U.S economy.- Dan Rather





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Mueller is dreamin' of a White Collar Christmas. - Tim Hanlon


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Obama Fired Flynn And Warned Trump About Him
On November 10, 2016, two days after his stunning election victory, Donald Trump met with President Barack Obama, alone, in the Oval Office, for 90 minutes. They covered plenty of important ground, including the nuclear threat from North Korea and the need—at least in Obama’s view—for the United States to uphold its part in the Paris climate agreement and the Iran sanctions deal. They also talked about Michael Flynn.


Amazing to think that just three months ago when Hillary's book came out, not only was she being told to sit down and be quiet, but press mocked her for claiming she received hostile campaign coverage. - Eric Boehlert‏




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So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut
And now, the weather... - John Cleese




Walmart Pulls T-shirts That Threaten Journalists
 Walmart  has pulled a T-shirt offered by an outside seller from its online store after a journalist advocacy group told the retailer it found the shirt threatening.
The shirt, listed on Walmart.com through third-party seller Teespring, said: “Rope. Tree. Journalist. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.”






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A Pallid Bat. Is that a salute? Photo/Ann Froschauer, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

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