Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Jeff Sessions puts the con in confederate

Jeff Sessions: 'Not enough basis' for special counsel to investigate Hillary Clinton
Jeff Sessions on Tuesday said there was “not enough basis” to appoint a special counsel to investigate Hillary Clinton, a day after reports surfaced that the attorney general had authorized senior prosecutors at the Department of Justice to evaluate an inquiry into the Clinton Foundation.

Chuck Grassley: "You intend to recuse yourself from both the Clinton email investigation and any matters involving the Clinton Foundation, if there are any?"
Jeff Sessions: "Yes." Confirmation Hearings, Jan. 10, 2017


So the main takeaway from #SessionsHearing is that our top cop isn't a serial perjurer, he just has a memory like the guy in "Memento." - John Fugelsang





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

President Trump met with President Vladimir Putin on Saturday and said he believes Putin’s claim that Russia did not meddle in the election. That story again: Bonnie believes Clyde. - Seth Myers





What Could Possibly Go Wrong With Allowing Crazy Druggies Who Mutilate Themselves In The Army?
People with a history of mental illness, drug abuse and self-mutilation can now apply to serve in the U.S. Army, according to a report on Sunday, which emerged as a former Air Force recruit’s mass shooting at a Texas church continues raising questions about the military’s handling of mental health problems.


The Attorney General just complained that he has been forced to recall discussions from over a year ago, and to recall who said what to whom.
Also known as what people investigated by DOJ are required to do every single day. - Bradley P. Moss





Republican Shenanigans

I see Fox News is doing its best to defend Moore,by discrediting women who are coming forward with allegations of disgusting sexual behaviour. I was expecting the Fox people to do a better job of it though, given that they've had so much practice in the last few months.- John Cleese




Rupert Murdoch Tried To Buy CNN
 Rupert Murdoch telephoned AT&T Inc (T.N) Chief Executive Randall Stephenson twice in the last six months and talked about cable network CNN, sources briefed on the matter told Reuters on Friday.
According to one of the sources, the 86-year-old executive chairman of Twenty-First Century Fox Inc (FOXA.O) offered to buy CNN in both conversations.


Ode to Sean Hannity 
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity




Years from now we can only hope that we will look back at all of this and laugh. And we will be like, “You remember that time when Trump called Kim Jong Un short and fat? Haha. Anyway, how long do we have to stay in this bunker?”- James Corden

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A lot of people hate that I constantly defend @HillaryClinton. I wake up each day to a torrent of rage from right and left (and Russia). It doesn't deter me because when all is said and done, I stood by a friend and I stood on the right side of history. The rest is noise.- Peter Daou


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The Secret Correspondence Between Donald Trump Jr. and WikiLeaks
The transparency organization asked the president’s son for his cooperation—in sharing its work, in contesting the results of the election, and in arranging for Julian Assange to be Australia’s ambassador to the United States.


Donald Trump Jr. is so criminally stupid that if he hadn't been born rich, right now he'd be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his shirt half off. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that he believes the women who have accused Senate candidate Roy Moore of inappropriate sexual contact, adding that Moore should step aside. I’m proud of you, Mitch. That took a lot of chins. - Seth Myers





400 Wealthy Patriots Speak Out
More than 400 wealthy Americans have asked Congress to reject the Republican tax plan that is predicted to decrease their taxes.
“As you consider changes to the tax code, we urge you to oppose any legislation that further exacerbates inequality,” says a letter signed by billionaire financier George Soros, former American Airlines chief executive Robert Crandall, and others who are in the top 5 per cent of the US economy by income or wealth.


World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5 - The Onion





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A Month From Today AllHatNoCattle 
Will Be 17 Years Old

This is me at 17 

This is me in 2017




Thank you all for giving me the best damn job ever

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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Is that gecko doing the Macarena?

Peace.


Monday, November 13, 2017

GOP = Grand Old Perverts

McConnell on Moore: 'I believe the women,' Moore should go
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell believes the allegations against Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore and that Moore should leave the race, the Kentucky Republican said Monday.


I miss a week ago when I thought the sickest thing Republicans wanted to do to 14 year olds was uninsure them. - LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” Vladimir Putin said in an official statement.- Andy Borowitz







Meanwhile, The NSA Was Hacked
The National Security Agency, the US's largest and most secretive intelligence agency, has been deeply infiltrated by anonymous hackers, as detailed in a New York Times exposé published Sunday.
The NSA, which compiles massive troves of data on US citizens and organizes cyberoffensives against the US's enemies, was deeply compromised by a group known as the Shadow Brokers, which has made headlines in the past year in connection to the breach, whose source remains unclear.







The Filleting Of Whitefish
The Montana energy company that was awarded a contract to repair Puerto Rico's power grid in the wake of Hurricane Maria is facing scrutiny over the amount of money it has charged the island's state-run utility...Whitefish Energy Holdings had a contract allowing it to charge the Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority (PREPA) $319 an hour for linemen it had hired from Florida 
...According to the newspaper, senior linemen from Lakeland, Fla., are earning $63 an hour as part of their contract with Whitefish. Some linemen are making $42 an hour plus overtime, while others are earning up to $100 double time. 


Trump and Kim Jong-un arguing over which one of them is fatter is like Bannon and Gorka arguing over which one of them is Nazier.- OhNoSheTwitnt





Republican Shenanigans

Sorry, I was off Twitter for a while - it appears that people are destroying coffee machines to show their support of child molesters? - Geraldine Tweet






Another Papa Bush Groping Victim, This Time, A 16 Year Old
A woman says she was groped by former President George H.W. Bush when she was 16 years old, according to a new report.
Time reported that the woman, Roslyn Corrigan, said Bush, then 79, groped her in 2003 during an event at the Central Intelligence Agency office in The Woodlands, Texas.







I'm old enough to remember a time when it wasn't socially acceptable to defend molesting young teens. It was a week ago. - Jeet Heer





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Thank God we don’t have a female president. She’d be so emotionally volatile and obsessed with her appearance! - Jess Dweck





Rock The Voter News


Hillary Jailed! 
Naw, But Someone Was!
A woman has been jailed after duping film-makers into believing she could get them behind-the-scenes access to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
Ann Leuser fraudulently claimed to have a close connection with the former US secretary of state and tried to enter into a contract for a fly-on-the-wall documentary that proposed a series of payments totalling £120,000.





Thank god Roy Moore is only a child molester and not a woman with a private email server, because there are consequences for that - Jeff Tiedrich


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The cover of Forbes 10 years ago




We are at a point where I am 100% sure Republicans would defend cannibalism.- Jules Tweet


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"The Party of Lincoln" is now "The Party of Nazis and Child Molesters"
Abraham Lincoln just threw up in his own coffin. - Jeff Tiedrich






Bill Gates To Build Smart City. But Where Will He Get The Smart People To Live There?
Bill Gates' Belmont Partners investment firm just dropped $80 million to jump start development of a 'smart' community in Arizona..."Belmont will create a forward-thinking community with a communication and infrastructure spine that embraces cutting-edge technology...


Hey Humans- When I said 'Be fruitful & Multiply' there were only 2 of you. 
Now 7 billion. Start using condoms. - God - John Fugelsang





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The Dancing House in Prague, Czech Republic. Let's dance!

Peace.


Saturday, November 11, 2017

I hate it when my modem won't work

Yes, after a month of Internet connections problems, multiple calls to the cable company, my modem shut down Friday morning.
It was the power cable.
I now have a new cable and I am back online.
I will have a new edition on Monday.

Thank you for your patience.





Keep the faith and peace.