Monday, November 13, 2017

GOP = Grand Old Perverts

McConnell on Moore: 'I believe the women,' Moore should go
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell believes the allegations against Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore and that Moore should leave the race, the Kentucky Republican said Monday.

I miss a week ago when I thought the sickest thing Republicans wanted to do to 14 year olds was uninsure them. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” Vladimir Putin said in an official statement.- Andy Borowitz

Meanwhile, The NSA Was Hacked
The National Security Agency, the US's largest and most secretive intelligence agency, has been deeply infiltrated by anonymous hackers, as detailed in a New York Times exposé published Sunday.
The NSA, which compiles massive troves of data on US citizens and organizes cyberoffensives against the US's enemies, was deeply compromised by a group known as the Shadow Brokers, which has made headlines in the past year in connection to the breach, whose source remains unclear.

The Filleting Of Whitefish
The Montana energy company that was awarded a contract to repair Puerto Rico's power grid in the wake of Hurricane Maria is facing scrutiny over the amount of money it has charged the island's state-run utility...Whitefish Energy Holdings had a contract allowing it to charge the Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority (PREPA) $319 an hour for linemen it had hired from Florida 
...According to the newspaper, senior linemen from Lakeland, Fla., are earning $63 an hour as part of their contract with Whitefish. Some linemen are making $42 an hour plus overtime, while others are earning up to $100 double time. 

Trump and Kim Jong-un arguing over which one of them is fatter is like Bannon and Gorka arguing over which one of them is Nazier.- OhNoSheTwitnt

Republican Shenanigans

Sorry, I was off Twitter for a while - it appears that people are destroying coffee machines to show their support of child molesters? - Geraldine Tweet

Another Papa Bush Groping Victim, This Time, A 16 Year Old
A woman says she was groped by former President George H.W. Bush when she was 16 years old, according to a new report.
Time reported that the woman, Roslyn Corrigan, said Bush, then 79, groped her in 2003 during an event at the Central Intelligence Agency office in The Woodlands, Texas.

I'm old enough to remember a time when it wasn't socially acceptable to defend molesting young teens. It was a week ago. - Jeet Heer


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Thank God we don’t have a female president. She’d be so emotionally volatile and obsessed with her appearance! - Jess Dweck

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Jailed! 
Naw, But Someone Was!
A woman has been jailed after duping film-makers into believing she could get them behind-the-scenes access to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
Ann Leuser fraudulently claimed to have a close connection with the former US secretary of state and tried to enter into a contract for a fly-on-the-wall documentary that proposed a series of payments totalling £120,000.

Thank god Roy Moore is only a child molester and not a woman with a private email server, because there are consequences for that - Jeff Tiedrich


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The cover of Forbes 10 years ago

We are at a point where I am 100% sure Republicans would defend cannibalism.- Jules Tweet

Business/Tech News

"The Party of Lincoln" is now "The Party of Nazis and Child Molesters"
Abraham Lincoln just threw up in his own coffin. - Jeff Tiedrich

Bill Gates To Build Smart City. But Where Will He Get The Smart People To Live There?
Bill Gates' Belmont Partners investment firm just dropped $80 million to jump start development of a 'smart' community in Arizona..."Belmont will create a forward-thinking community with a communication and infrastructure spine that embraces cutting-edge technology...

Hey Humans- When I said 'Be fruitful & Multiply' there were only 2 of you. 
Now 7 billion. Start using condoms. - God - John Fugelsang


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Thank you to those inquiring about my safety after a 6.8 earthquake hit Costa Rica last night. I was about 100 miles away from the epicenter and I slept right through it. Thank God!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The Dancing House in Prague, Czech Republic. Let's dance!


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