Thursday, August 10, 2017

'Merica 2017


As tensions with North Korea escalate, Trump retweets several comparisons with Obama
Amid increasing tensions with North Korea, President Trump has taken to Twitter to highlight comparisons between his leadership and that of former president Barack Obama, including an unscientific, nearly week-old poll asserting he is the better president.

Just think, we’ll be able to tell our grandchildren, “I remember the day President Trump tweeted the nuclear launch codes.” - Conan O'Brien





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President Trump is on 17-day vacation at a golf course — and tweeted 15 times today.
Meanwhile the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, is also on vacation. Which is kind of suspicious. It’s like when your husband and secretary go on a work trip together. - Jimmy Kimmel



Does This Have RUSSIA Written All Over It, Or What?
The two-year-old U.S. diplomatic relationship with Cuba was roiled Wednesday by what U.S. officials say was a string of bizarre incidents that left a group of American diplomats in Havana with severe hearing loss attributed to a covert sonic device.






President Trump is in the middle of his 17-day trip to his New Jersey golf course, but he says it isn’t a vacation. And the staff at the White House said, “For us it is.” - Jimmy Fallon




YIKES! Putin Is Playing With Trump
As if Washington had not had enough of talking about Russia, the country’s air force sent an intelligence-gathering jet above the U.S. capitol, flying over the U.S. Capitol, Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency at low altitude on Wednesday.










But the president swears he’s not taking it easy, tweeting: “Working in Bedminster, N.J., as long-planned construction is being done at the White House. This is not a vacation — meetings and calls!” Meetings AND calls! Wow! Both of them! Trump has to do all that during his vacation? Man, I would NOT want to work for Vladimir Putin. Tough boss! - Seth Myers


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Scaramucci Acts As If He Misses The Limelight
Anthony Scaramucci says the profanity-laced phone call that preceded his ouster as White House communications director was recorded by a reporter without his permission.
Scaramucci used #lowlife to describe New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza on Twitter on Wednesday night.



Former communications director Anthony Scaramucci wants to turn his time in the White House into a sitcom. Networks say it’s impossible, because sitcoms have to last at least 30 minutes. - Jimmy Fallon


Scaramucci acts as though he's on cocaine, which would be right in line with Wall Street.


As of Friday, Donald Trump is on a 17-day vacation at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. He’s there to relax after months of grueling golf at Mar-a-Lago. - Stephen Colbert


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Fox News host Eric Bolling has been suspended following reports that he sent lewd photos to multiple female coworkers. Or as Fox News is reporting it: “Did Hillary Frame Eric Bolling? - Seth Myers


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I Miss A President Who Could Laugh At Himself 
Rapper and actor Will Smith says Barack Obama gave him his blessing to play the former president in a movie...“He told me that he felt confident that I had the ears for the role."









In honor of Tillerson revealing we're not actually going to war w/N. Korea I'm converting all old tweets into Trump Hypocrisy Bingo Cards. - John Fugelsang


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Go ahead & mock Paul Manafort but show me on your resume where you worked for Putin & Trump at the same time.   Didn't think so. - John Fugelsang






The US's Largest Trading Partner Nicely Tells  Trump To STFU
China responded to US President Donald Trump's apocalyptic "fire and fury" threat against North Korea by pointedly warning on Wednesday against any rhetoric that could inflame tensions over Pyongyang's weapons programmes.





The Mars Curiosity Rover celebrated its fifth year in space by humming “Happy Birthday” to itself. The Rover then drank a bottle of white wine and cried itself to sleep. - Conan O'Brien




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This Red Eyed Tree Frog lives in the Rain Forests of Costa Rica. People often keep them as pets.

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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Those stubby fingers are itching to press that button


Trump's lawyer: "We can't negotiate our way to disarming North Korea" 
One of President Trump's personal attorney weighed in on the rising tensions with North Korea on Wednesday, echoing the White House's assertion that the United States' policy of so-called "strategic patience" has failed.


Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, currently in a battle to see who is the craziest man on the planet. - Stephen King




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North Korea Releases Canadian Prisoner
Canadian pastor Hyeon Soo Lim, North Korea’s longest-held western prisoner in decades, has just been released in Pyongyang. - Will Ripley, CNN


Based on my experience, this ends with Kim Jong-un running out of the house in his undies, while a coked up Trump chases him with a gun. - DesiJed tweet






Sure, Let's Privatize The Military. What Could Possibly Happen?
A U.S. contractor bilked the American military out of $50 million spent on Bentleys, Aston Martins and big salaries for senior staffers’ significant others, according to a government audit. Senator Claire McCaskill demanded on Wednesday that the Pentagon explain why it was allowed to get away with it.





Republican Shenanigans

Trump hasn't bothered nominating an Asst Sec. for E. Asian Affairs or Amb. to S. Korea but he has appointed a hotelier as Amb to the Bahamas - Brian Klaas


President Trump's Lawyer Contacts Special Counsel Robert Mueller
President Trump has publicly called the widening federal investigation into Russia's election meddling a "witch hunt." But through his lawyer, Trump has sent private messages of "appreciation" to special counsel Robert Mueller.






The 'president' needs to be drug-tested. - Keith Olbermann


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If you still think Hillary would be worse than Trump, I have some magic beans I'd like to throw at your stupid face.-OhNoSheTwint


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This Is How Low Republicans Will Go
A spokesman for Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is criticizing Sen. Ron Johnson's (R-Wis.) remarks suggesting McCain's brain cancer might have been a factor in his vote against ObamaCare repeal.


59% of Americans think Trump's presidency has been a failure. The other 41% still don’t have twitter. - Stephen Colbert






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Turns out, Hillary's email server was more secure than Trump's mouth. - OhNoSheTwint


Krispy Kreme Eclipse
For the first time, Krispy Kreme’s Original Glazed® Doughnuts will be eclipsed by a mouth watering chocolate glaze to coincide with the solar eclipse Monday, Aug. 21 at participating US/CAN shops.





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The natural swimming pools of Parrukale in the south west of Turkey. Oh yeah, I could swim and sun there, no problem.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Putin Mocks Trump

PUTIN IS MOCKING TRUMP AND HIS GOLF GAME, WARNS EX-AMBASSADOR TO RUSSIA
The Kremlin is personally mocking President Donald Trump, a former U.S. ambassador to Russia has said, after state news TV likened photos of the U.S. leader playing golf to propaganda.
“Mr. President, Putin is now getting personal in his mockery of you & your golf game,” Stanford professor and ex-Ambassador Michael McFaul tweeted Monday. “This is a state owned network,” he added, linking an image from state-run channel Rossiya 1’s programming earlier in the day


The White House is talking about using lie detectors to stop White House staffers from producing leaks. The idea of bringing lie detectors into the place Trump lives is like bringing Kryptonite into Superman's Fortress of Solitude. - Andy Borowitz





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It's Purple Heart Day. You know who has a Purple Heart & a Bronze Medal? Robert Mueller. You know who doesn't? Donald Trump. That's all. - Ana Navarro








Private Contractors? I Believe The Correct Term Is Mercenary Army.
The White House is actively considering a bold plan to turn over a big chunk of the U.S. war in Afghanistan to private contractors in an effort to turn the tide in a stalemated war, according to the former head of a security firm pushing the project.




Blackwater founder Erik Prince's sister is Sec of Ed Betsy DeVos, who'd love to privatize schools. The US govt is now their piggybank. - goldengateblond tweet





I love you like Donald Trump loves not even commenting once on the Minnesota Mosque bombing. - John Fugelsang



When The Law And Science Collide
A federal court on Tuesday struck down an Obama administration rule that banned certain uses of certain gases used in air conditioning and refrigeration.
The court said that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) cannot ban hydrofluorocarbons (HFCs) under a Clean Air Act provision meant to protect the ozone layer, since that section is meant only to stop ozone-depleting substances.





Republican Shenanigans

Good to see a nice Jewish boy like Stephen Miller make it as a white supremacist. - Kona Lowell


Announcement From The Dept.Of Vocabulary Adjustment
Staff at the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) have been told to avoid using the term climate change in their work, with the officials instructed to reference “weather extremes” instead.
A series of emails obtained by the Guardian between staff at the Natural Resources Conservation Service (NRCS), a USDA unit that oversees farmers’ land conservation, show that the incoming Trump administration has had a stark impact on the language used by some federal employees around climate change.






Mexico Is Our Ally, Not Our Enemy
A million Mexicans and Americans cross the Mexican/ American border every day. On the same day, 365 days-a-year a billion and a half dollars’ worth of goods and services cross the border between the U.S. and its oldest neighbor, Mexico, every day.


I would watch an HBO show about an alternate timeline where Hillary won and Republicans are shot in the streets and forced to bake gay cakes. - Comfortablysmug tweet




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Trump denies calling White House a “dump” at his golf club.  Who’m I gonna believe? 8 or 9 people who heard him or a man who lies every day? - Bette Midler


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E-mails show that the AmazonWashingtonPost and the FailingNewYorkTimes were reluctant to cover the Clinton/Lynch secret meeting in plane. - Donald J. Trump




How Trump Plans To Win The Popular Vote In 2020
The Trump administration redoubled its support on Monday for efforts to remove people from voter registration rolls, siding with the state of Ohio in a case that could allow states to cancel registrations for voters who fail to cast a ballot over the course of several elections.









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Mike Pence is denying rumors that he’ll be running for president in 2020. He’ll be president much sooner than that. - Chelsea Handler


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Trump Has An Aide To Find Good News About Him
President Donald Trump is so desperate for positive news about himself that he’s paying White House director of rapid response Andy Hemming $89,000 to find good stories.





Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie. - Anonymous




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"I'm Terrified Trump Is Going To Kill Us All"
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There are six types of Sloths in Costa Rica. This one is the Three Toed Sloth. I want to hug that sweet Sloth.

Peace.