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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Those stubby fingers are itching to press that button

Trump's lawyer: "We can't negotiate our way to disarming North Korea"
One of President Trump's personal attorney weighed in on the rising tensions with North Korea on Wednesday, echoing the White House's assertion that the United States' policy of so-called "strategic patience" has failed.

Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, currently in a battle to see who is the craziest man on the planet. - Stephen King

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North Korea Releases Canadian Prisoner
Canadian pastor Hyeon Soo Lim, North Korea’s longest-held western prisoner in decades, has just been released in Pyongyang. - Will Ripley, CNN

Based on my experience, this ends with Kim Jong-un running out of the house in his undies, while a coked up Trump chases him with a gun. - DesiJed tweet

Sure, Let's Privatize The Military. What Could Possibly Happen?
A U.S. contractor bilked the American military out of $50 million spent on Bentleys, Aston Martins and big salaries for senior staffers’ significant others, according to a government audit. Senator Claire McCaskill demanded on Wednesday that the Pentagon explain why it was allowed to get away with it.

Republican Shenanigans

Trump hasn't bothered nominating an Asst Sec. for E. Asian Affairs or Amb. to S. Korea but he has appointed a hotelier as Amb to the Bahamas - Brian Klaas

President Trump's Lawyer Contacts Special Counsel Robert Mueller
President Trump has publicly called the widening federal investigation into Russia's election meddling a "witch hunt." But through his lawyer, Trump has sent private messages of "appreciation" to special counsel Robert Mueller.

The 'president' needs to be drug-tested. - Keith Olbermann

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If you still think Hillary would be worse than Trump, I have some magic beans I'd like to throw at your stupid face.-OhNoSheTwint

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This Is How Low Republicans Will Go
A spokesman for Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is criticizing Sen. Ron Johnson's (R-Wis.) remarks suggesting McCain's brain cancer might have been a factor in his vote against ObamaCare repeal.

59% of Americans think Trump's presidency has been a failure. The other 41% still don’t have twitter. - Stephen Colbert

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Turns out, Hillary's email server was more secure than Trump's mouth. - OhNoSheTwint

Krispy Kreme Eclipse
For the first time, Krispy Kreme’s Original Glazed® Doughnuts will be eclipsed by a mouth watering chocolate glaze to coincide with the solar eclipse Monday, Aug. 21 at participating US/CAN shops.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Putin Mocks Trump

PUTIN IS MOCKING TRUMP AND HIS GOLF GAME, WARNS EX-AMBASSADOR TO RUSSIA
The Kremlin is personally mocking President Donald Trump, a former U.S. ambassador to Russia has said, after state news TV likened photos of the U.S. leader playing golf to propaganda.
“Mr. President, Putin is now getting personal in his mockery of you & your golf game,” Stanford professor and ex-Ambassador Michael McFaul tweeted Monday. “This is a state owned network,” he added, linking an image from state-run channel Rossiya 1’s programming earlier in the day

The White House is talking about using lie detectors to stop White House staffers from producing leaks. The idea of bringing lie detectors into the place Trump lives is like bringing Kryptonite into Superman's Fortress of Solitude. - Andy Borowitz

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It's Purple Heart Day. You know who has a Purple Heart & a Bronze Medal? Robert Mueller. You know who doesn't? Donald Trump. That's all. - Ana Navarro

Private Contractors? I Believe The Correct Term Is Mercenary Army.
The White House is actively considering a bold plan to turn over a big chunk of the U.S. war in Afghanistan to private contractors in an effort to turn the tide in a stalemated war, according to the former head of a security firm pushing the project.

Blackwater founder Erik Prince's sister is Sec of Ed Betsy DeVos, who'd love to privatize schools. The US govt is now their piggybank. - goldengateblond tweet

I love you like Donald Trump loves not even commenting once on the Minnesota Mosque bombing. - John Fugelsang

When The Law And Science Collide
A federal court on Tuesday struck down an Obama administration rule that banned certain uses of certain gases used in air conditioning and refrigeration.
The court said that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) cannot ban hydrofluorocarbons (HFCs) under a Clean Air Act provision meant to protect the ozone layer, since that section is meant only to stop ozone-depleting substances.

Republican Shenanigans

Good to see a nice Jewish boy like Stephen Miller make it as a white supremacist. - Kona Lowell

Announcement From The Dept.Of Vocabulary Adjustment
Staff at the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) have been told to avoid using the term climate change in their work, with the officials instructed to reference “weather extremes” instead.
A series of emails obtained by the Guardian between staff at the Natural Resources Conservation Service (NRCS), a USDA unit that oversees farmers’ land conservation, show that the incoming Trump administration has had a stark impact on the language used by some federal employees around climate change.

Mexico Is Our Ally, Not Our Enemy
A million Mexicans and Americans cross the Mexican/ American border every day. On the same day, 365 days-a-year a billion and a half dollars’ worth of goods and services cross the border between the U.S. and its oldest neighbor, Mexico, every day.

I would watch an HBO show about an alternate timeline where Hillary won and Republicans are shot in the streets and forced to bake gay cakes. - Comfortablysmug tweet

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Trump denies calling White House a “dump” at his golf club. Who’m I gonna believe? 8 or 9 people who heard him or a man who lies every day? - Bette Midler

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E-mails show that the AmazonWashingtonPost and the FailingNewYorkTimes were reluctant to cover the Clinton/Lynch secret meeting in plane. - Donald J. Trump

How Trump Plans To Win The Popular Vote In 2020
The Trump administration redoubled its support on Monday for efforts to remove people from voter registration rolls, siding with the state of Ohio in a case that could allow states to cancel registrations for voters who fail to cast a ballot over the course of several elections.

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Mike Pence is denying rumors that he’ll be running for president in 2020. He’ll be president much sooner than that. - Chelsea Handler

Business/Tech News

Trump Has An Aide To Find Good News About Him
President Donald Trump is so desperate for positive news about himself that he’s paying White House director of rapid response Andy Hemming $89,000 to find good stories.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie. - Anonymous

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"I'm Terrified Trump Is Going To Kill Us All"

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Monday, August 7, 2017

Fox News Host Sent Pictures Of His Privates

Suspended Fox News Host: ‘I Look Forward To Clearing My Name ASAP’
The latest Fox News personality to be accused of sexual harassment spoke out on Twitter Monday after being suspended from the network, pending the results of an investigation.
Fox News announced Saturday that it had suspended Eric Bolling, co-host of “Cashin’ In” and “The Specialists,” The Huffington Post reported Friday that Bolling had sent photos of male genitalia to female colleagues.

Ewwwww. What's with the men at FoxNews? Did someone add Viagra to their water fountain?

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Tillerson didn't attend Asia Regional Forum w/dozens of diplomats (including N Korea foreign minister) today because he was behind schedule.- Ivan Watson, CNN

Trump's Lying Tweets Increase
The president marked his 200th day in office much like any other: watching television and attacking the media on Twitter.
“The failing @nytimes, which has made every wrong prediction about me including my big election win (apologized), is totally inept!” Trump tweeted on Monday. The New York Times did not apologize for its Trump coverage.

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox was on CNN, and he seemed to express his feelings once again about Trump’s border wall pretty clearly: [clip of Fox] “Well, you can use my words, we’ll never play for that [bleeping] wall.” Trump was like, “So it sounds like there’s some wiggle room there.” - Jimmy Fallon

Republican Shenanigans

Mike Pence says reports that he wants to run for POTUS are "disgraceful & offensive;" presidents who call women "pieces of ass" still ok. - John Fugelsang

Pro Life, My Ars, Texas!
Childbirth is the closest a woman can come to death.
That's what Houston state Rep. Shawn Thierry said on the House floor this past week. She was quoting her grandmother, born in 1920.
"Here we are, a century later in Texas," Thierry said. And for an alarming number of women, the saying is still true.
Texas has the highest rate, by far, of maternal mortality in the nation. And, with the exception of Mexico, Texas has the highest rate in the developed world.

Ever notice how ignorant racists tend to be ignorant that they're racist? - John Fugelsang

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2 Chinese guys were arrested in Berlin for making nazi salutes. Wouldn't it be nice to have laws here for people who think racism is funny?- Chelsea Handler

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Obama Day!
Former President Obama is being honored with a new state holiday in his former state of Illinois.
Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner (R) signed a measure Friday to make Aug. 4 “Barack Obama Day”

The president of the United States has tweeted 8 times so far today. Good thing we didn't elect that woman with her gross womanly emotions.- OhNoSheTwitnt

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Business/Tech News

Former Sec. of State John Kerry is in Kenya insisting on a free and fair election. The current one is doing a photo-op with a despot in the Philippines. - Brian Klaas

Presenting The New Spokesman For The Republican National Committee: A Blonde Birther!
Kayleigh McEnany, the former CNN commentator who over the weekend appeared in a video trumpeting President Trump's accomplishments, has been named as the new spokesperson for the Republican National Committee.

The WWE-trademarked 3:16 refers to one of the Bible’s most quoted verses, John 3:16: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only son, that those who believe in him shall not die but have eternal life.” Or, as the WWE will now put it, “Christ-a-mania is running wild! Woo, baby!” - Stephen Colbert

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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Those stubby fingers are itching to press that button

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Putin Mocks Trump

Monday, August 7, 2017

Fox News Host Sent Pictures Of His Privates

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