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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

GOP Hang Themselves Instead Of Obamacare

Trump suggests Republicans will let ACA market collapse, then rewrite health law
As divisions between the two main ideological camps within the GOP widened Tuesday, Republicans were scrambling to contain the political fallout from the collapse of a months-long effort to rewrite former President Barack Obama’s signature domestic accomplishment.

Republicans have spent decades trying to destroy Hillary & the past 7 years trying to destroy Obamacare. All they've done is prove their ineptness.

John Boehner smiles, pours himself a scotch, and drags deeply on a cigarette. Today will be a good day. - goldengateblond tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Poll: Nation Favors Repealing Congressional Republicans and Replacing Them with Adorable Kittens. - Andy Borowitz

Lordy, Another Secret Trump/Putin Meeting.
President Trump held a second, informal meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin on the sidelines of the Group of 20 summit in Hamburg earlier this month, according to Ian Bremmer, the president of the international consulting firm Eurasia Group.

In the coming months we're going to see how a real espionage/influence campaign works. DT/Russia colluding to steal an election. God help US. - Rob Reiner

Tillerson Is Minimizing Cybersecurity At The State Dept. I Can Hear Putin Clapping In Russia.
The global cybersecurity community is still struggling to process the news that Christopher Painter, the Trump administration’s top cyber diplomat, will leave his State Department job at the end of the month...

Republican Shenanigans

The President of the United States is suggesting deliberately letting a law "fail" that tens of millions rely on to stay healthy and survive. - Brian Klaas

Personal Insults Seem To Be The White House's Only Forte
A new book from Bloomberg’s Joshua Green has an anecdote about the time when Steve Bannon called Paul Ryan “limpdick motherf*cker” who was basically grown in a conservative laboratory.

Doctors at Walter Reed Army Medical Center said that when Mitch McConnell arrived at the facility his white vote count had fallen below fifty and he had gone into shock. - Andy Borowitz

Sanctuary Cities To Be Swarmed By ICE
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Acting Director Thomas Homan said Tuesday that he plans on sending hundreds of agents to sanctuary cities in the near future as part of a major crackdown on illegal immigration.

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Trumpcare is not truly dead until the Democrats have a congressional majority or Trump is out of office and hosting a reality show in Russia. - Dan Pfeiffer

Electricity deniers?

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A Bipartisan Effort To Stop Vote Hacking Because Trump & The GOP Won't
Two unlikely individuals are working together on a bipartisan effort to fight cyberattacks and protect the integrity of U.S. elections. The former presidential campaign managers of Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Mitt Romney are leading an initiative, launched Tuesday, called “Defending Digital Democracy,” specifically to prevent repeats and copycats of Russia’s 2016 election interference.

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Business/Tech News

Turns out Trump had a Russian money launderin' expert at their June 9 meetin' so they could talk about, you know, "adoptions." - Tea Pain

Tropical Storm Don Expected To Go Limp
Tropical Storm Don is spreading bands of heavy rain and gusty winds across the Windward Islands, after becoming the fourth named storm of the 2017 Atlantic hurricane season Monday afternoon.

Yesterday Trump spent day with American manufacturers. He wore a cowboy hat & pretended to drive a fire truck. Like most 4 year-old boys. - Bette Midler

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Monday, July 17, 2017

Day 179 of the Trump Presidency

70% of Americans in new ABC News/WaPo poll say Pres. Trump has acted in an unpresidential manner
President Donald Trump’s behavior as commander-in-chief has unnerved respondents to a Washington Post/ABC News poll, 70 percent of which said he has acted in an unpresidential manner since assuming office last January.

As his approval rating plummets to 36, Trump blamed a "rigged numerical system" that was "invented by Arabs" - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Donald Trump Jr. Says He Forgot Russian Men's Hockey Team Also Attended Meeting. - Andy Borowitz

Wow. Election Hacking May Just Be The Tip Of The Iceberg.
To understand the scale of the hacking attempts against election systems in the 2016 presidential election, consider South Carolina.
On Election Day alone, there were nearly 150,000 attempts to penetrate the state’s voter-registration system, according to a postelection report by the South Carolina State Election Commission.

Of course Trump got asked about the biggest story in France — his son’s collusion with Russia. [clip of Trump] “He took a meeting with a Russian lawyer, not a government lawyer, but a Russian lawyer. It was a short meeting. It was a meeting that went very, very quickly, very fast.” Welcome to Trump’s America, where morality is measured by speed. Because it was over quickly, it wasn’t wrong! It’s like a five-second rule for your soul. - Stephen Colbert

Need a reminder of the human cost of a dictatorship? All these are journalists who criticized Putin--and died under mysterious circumstances.

Republican Shenanigans

I never met any Russians.
The meeting was about adoptions.
Okay, about Clinton oppo.
It was just one Russian.
Well, two.
Hillary did it. - Nick Confessore, NYT Reporter

Nepotism Must Be A Contagious Pre-Existing Condition
New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman is looking into allegations of self-dealing by the Eric Trump Foundation that were raised by a recent Forbes report.
Schneiderman was already investigating the Donald J. Trump Foundation for whether or not the president personally benefited from the fundraising efforts and spending of the foundation before the inauguration.

The talking point for GOP on monstrous Medicaid cut is they are only cutting it for “able bodied, childless adults.” The new welfare queens. - Anna Marie Cox

John McCain Had Surgery
Sen. John McCain, 80, is recovering at his Arizona home following surgery on Friday to remove a blood clot above his left eye, according to his office. The clot was discovered during a routine physical last week, according to a statement.

Mitch McConnell has to delay taking healthcare from American taxpayers until after John McCain has surgery, paid for by American taxpayers. - John Fugelsang

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Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan is calling for stronger sanctions against Russia for its election meddling. Ryan said, “We must keep Russia out of our elections until we need them again in 2018.” - Conan O'Brien

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The only addition I can think of is LOVE LIKE OPRAH

Yes, The World Is Laughing At The U.S. And Crying At The Same Time
The outgoing leader of the federal government's ethics office warns in a new interview of the ethics crisis created by President Trump, saying he thinks the country is "pretty close to a laughingstock."
“It’s hard for the United States to pursue international anti-corruption and ethics initiatives when we’re not even keeping our own side of the street clean. It affects our credibility,” Walter Shaub said ...

Then Trump held a joint press conference with newly elected French President Emmanuel Macron. Trump invoked America’s long history with France: [clip of Trump] “France helped us secure our Independence. A lot of people forget. France is America’s first and oldest ally, a lot of people don’t know that.” Nope, just you. WE know. Gave us the Statue of Liberty too, remember that? - Seth Myers

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Business/Tech News

Trump declared this week is "Made in America Week". Which is ironic since his clothes aren't made in America and neither was his presidency. - HamiltonElector Tweet

Sean Spicer´s Voice Returns. Face Still Missing.
He’s back.
After weeks in the White House wilderness, Sean Spicer is scheduled to take to the podium for Monday’s press briefing, according to multiple reports from White House correspondents.
But only those in the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room will be able to see the White House press secretary, as the briefing will be held off-camera, as is becoming increasingly common amid the Trump administration's continuous battles with what the president has dubbed the “Fake News media.”

"Climate change" is an evil conspiracy by the world's scientific consensus to trick us into cleaning up our air & water for no good reason. - John Fugelsang

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FUNDRAISER

Friday, July 14, 2017

Is TIME sending us a subliminal message?

Russian-American Lobbyist Says He Attended 2016 Meeting With Donald Trump Jr.
A Russian-American lobbyist says he attended a June 2016 meeting with President Donald Trump's son, marking another shift in the account of a discussion that was billed as part of a Russian government effort to help the Republican's White House campaign.
Rinat Akhmetshin confirmed his participation to The Associated Press on Friday.

As a graphic designer of forty+ years, I became curious about the TIME cover. I first viewed it from a distance on TV. It looked as though the words on Jr.'s lip and nose, was cocaine. And the other white highlighted words are curious also. LOL Kudos to the TIME art director and graphic designer.

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

"I'm on you now. You are f***ing with me now Let's see who you are Watch your back , bitch." A quote from our president's lawyer, Kasowitz. - Chelsea Handler

There Are Russians Coming Out Of The Woodwork. The Putin Effect?
In a late-night interview with CNN’s Jim Sciutto and Pamela Brown, Scott Balber — the attorney for Russian oligarch Aras Agalarov and his son Emin — confirmed the Agalarovs spoke to President Donald Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr during the campaign.

“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Donald J. Trump said. - Andy Borowitz

The Speaker Of The House Is Just So Pissed Because Women Don't Have To Wear A Suit & Tie
Women attempting to enter the speaker’s lobby outside the House chamber have recently been denied entrance based on their shoulder-baring sleeveless shirts and dresses.

Trump told the First Lady of France that she’s “in such great shape.” I’m sure she’s been working out to defend herself from him. - Bette Midler

Republican Shenanigans

Jeezus, These People Will Say Anything To Cover Up Russian Omissions
"a member of [Kushner's] staff prematurely hit the 'send' button for the [clearance] form before it was completed"

"What kind of moron leaves evidence like that in an email?" Putin asked angrily. - Andy Borowitz

Hey, Jeff Sessions HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Instead of sentencing a woman to jail time for laughing during Jeff Sessions' confirmation hearing, a D.C. judge threw out the woman's conviction and called for a new trial.

Trump Asks Hillary How to Set up Private Email Server. - Andy Borowitz

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WTH? This Is Turning Into A Russian Spy Novel
A Republican operative who reportedly sought to obtain emails from Hillary Clinton’s private server from people he thought were Russian hackers killed himself in a hotel room in May.
Peter W. Smith, 81, left a file of documents in the Rochester, Minnesota room where he died, including what police described as a suicide note...

73% of Dems would give up drinking if it meant Trump would be impeached. May have found the only scenario where I support Trump in office. - Chelsea Handler

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One thing President Trump definitely did watch was his son Junior's interview with Sean Hannity last night on Fox News. Trump said his son was "open, transparent, and innocent." That's three lies in four words. That's a new record! - Jimmy Kimmeñ

Business/Tech News

Enough With The Nepotism Already!
Jared Kushner, President Trumps' son-in-law, organized a White House tech summit. The only startup with a seat at table is partly owned by his brother.

It would be great to find out the leaker is Ivanka because she's had enough of her father and her husband. Is it you, girl? - Chelsea Handler

Lady in lobby: 'Did you see Grey Gables?'
Me: 'You mean Anne of Green Gables, or Grey Gardens?'
Lady: 'Wow. No way you're straight.' - John Fugelsang

"Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you're getting

deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability to look at themselves."

–Jane Lynch, who turns 57 today

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

GOP Hang Themselves Instead Of Obamacare

Monday, July 17, 2017

Day 179 of the Trump Presidency

Friday, July 14, 2017

Is TIME sending us a subliminal message?

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