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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

It's all gonna Comey down to Russia

Intelligence chiefs won't say if Trump asked them to downplay Russia probe
(CNN) Two US intelligence agency chiefs refused to say on the record Wednesday whether President Donald Trump asked them to downplay investigations into whether there was collusion between Russia and Trump's presidential campaign last year.

I don't get how anyone sane accepts a political appointment from Trump right now. It's like volunteering as a tribute for the Hunger Games. - Anna Navarro

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Trump Wanted Cloud Lifted
President Trump wanted then-FBI Director James Comey to "lift the cloud" over his administration caused by the investigation into Russian election interference.

Only in a Trump White House can Jeff Sessions keep his job for lyin' to Congress but lose it for not obstructing justice.- Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

Hey Sarah! Here's Some Suggestions From the

AHNC House Of Fashion Sense

There, fixed it. You're welcome!

I want my job back.

Trump Nominates FBI Chief On Twitter
President Donald Trump announced Wednesday he plans to nominate Christopher A. Wray, the former assistant attorney general in charge of the Justice Criminal...

"Democrats aren't people," says Eric Trump, shedding his skin to reveal his chitinous exoskeleton. - Jeff Tiedrich

"Democrats are not even people" will be Eric's prison tattoo. - Tea Pain

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David Duke says Jews aren't white. Eric Trump says Democrats aren't people. So I guess today begins my new life as a purple dragon. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏

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Putin Doesn't Have Bad Days Because He's Not Female
Russian President Vladimir Putin is always at his best, he tells director Oliver Stone in a new documentary called "The Putin Interviews" that will air on Showtime June 12-15. The politician attributes his stamina and stability in part to the fact that he's a man..."I am not a woman, so I don't have bad days,"...

In her 11 hrs of Benghazi questions did Hillary ever say she didn't "feel" like answering Q? - Eric Boehlert‏

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Tomorrow, me and 12 friends are going to an ESPN Zone to watch the former head of the FBI testify before Congress. - Conan O'Brien

Trump Comfort Inns In Red States?
Those familiar red and blue maps show the states that supported Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, and now those same maps show another pattern: the locations where the Trump Organization could open a new chain of budget-friendly hotels ...

Hello, @realDonaldTrump, it's me with a small reminder for you: We're still NOT paying for your #FuckingWall. - Vicente Fox Quesada‏, former President of Mexico

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Follow the leaks

Intelligence contractor is charged in first criminal leak case of Trump era
An intelligence contractor was charged with sending a classified report about Russia's interference in the 2016 election to the news media, the Justice Department announced Monday, the first criminal leak case under President Donald Trump...The Justice Department announced the case against the contractor, Reality Leigh Winner, 25...

As a European, I am addicted to US politics, it's the best reality show in the world. - Karl Laur

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With all the dangers in the world right now this would be a great time to have a President. - Andy Borowitz

This is a powerful piece of journalism depicting the good, the bad and the ugly. Every American needs to see this. Thank you Arwa Damon.
Mosul: As the battle against ISIS rages on, so does terror, suffering for civilians

Stroking The Orb
Saudi Arabia reportedly spent more than a quarter of a million dollars at President Trump’s Washington hotel as part of their lobbying efforts against a controversial terrorism-related law.

The first criminal charge filed for leaking during the Trump administration is against Reality Winner. Are we living in a satirical novel?- Warren Holstein

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Republican Shenanigans

Trump's America has turned into a place where public servants are chastised for tellin' the truth and despots are praised for tellin' lies. - Tea Pain

Grab The Popcorn For Comey's Testimony
President Donald Trump will reportedly respond live on Twitter as former FBI Director James Comey testifies to a Senate committee this week.
On Thursday, Comey is expected to testify to the Senate Intelligence Committee about his firing and whether Trump attempted to influence the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 U.S. election.

I do not fully trust this man.

I don't think of it so much as Trump "livetweeting" the Comey hearing as much as it's "liveobstructingofjustice." - LOLGOP

I serve at the pleasure of the President's tweets.

Meet Trump's White House Lawyer
By day, Don McGahn is a straight-laced lawyer, but by night, he's a long-haired rocker.
In the White House drama that occupies almost every news day — from the firing of the FBI director, to the Russia probe, to the controversial travel bans — there is one crucial name that hardly ever is mentioned publicly: Don McGahn. He is the White House counsel, the president's official lawyer, and his job description puts him at the center of every legal decision made in the White House.

Only in Reality TV America would a Reality Winner try to take down a Reality Host. - John Fugelsang

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Have you noticed how Hillary's emails don't seem like a big fcking deal now? - Kona Lowell

These are serious journalists. See the desk.

Morning Joe Has Buyer's Regret After Promoting Trump For 2 Years?
On Tuesday, the gang over at Morning Joe spent about 30 minutes suggesting the President of the United States is mentally unstable. A lot of words like “anxious,” “afraid,” and “crazy” were bandied about.

Mika & Joe LOVED Trump A Year Ago Until They Got Caught Feeding Him Questions

New NSA report sez Russian hacking perhaps penetrated more deeply into election than thought. God, haven’t we all been penetrated enough? - Bette Midler

We don't need laws to stop climate change, God won't allow it.

We need laws to stop abortion, which God hates but won't do anything about! - Tea Party Cat

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Trump said he plans to privatize air traffic control so I look forward to overhearing my drive-thru cashier landing a plane between orders. - Conan O'Brien

Trumpcare Arrives In Ohio By Default
Anthem Inc, one of the largest sellers of Obamacare individual health insurance, will exit most of the Ohio market next year because of volatility and uncertainty about whether the government will continue to provide subsidies aimed at making the plans affordable, it said on Tuesday.
Republicans are trying to cut off the subsidy payments in court proceedings and President Donald Trump has made conflicting statements about whether the government should continue paying them.

Now that Secret Service agents can smoke weed, Trump's code name will definitely change to "Cheeto." - Erik Bransteen

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Monday, June 5, 2017

Trump Disses London Mayor During Terror Crisis

Theresa May: Trump 'wrong' to attack London mayor
British Prime Minister Theresa May on Monday criticized President Trump for his series of attacks on London Mayor Sadiq Khan in the days since a terror attack in the city.

Trump is just trying to distract us from everything Russian.

We are all shocked and angry today - but this is our city. We will never let these cowards win and we will never be cowed by terrorism. - Mayor of London Tweet

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Dear London,
Yes, a Bond villain has become president of the United States. Please send MI6 to help.
Signed,
Most of America
- David Corn

Oopsy. A Little Gulf Arab State Shakeup.
Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Egypt and the United Arab Emirates have broken off relations with Qatar, in the worst diplomatic crisis to hit Gulf Arab states in decades.

Hey Donald J. Trump maybe you shouldn't accuse London mayor Sadiq Khan of being soft on terrorism just weeks after you hosted foreign spies in the Oval Office. - Andy Borowitz

I know nothing about Russians or Trump.

Seems To Be A Lot Of Infighting In This Administration. Eh?
President Trump on Monday derided the revised travel ban as a “watered down” version of the first and criticized his own Justice Department's handling of the case - potentially hurting the administration's defense of the ban as the legal battle over .

Republican Shenanigans

Trump will not invoke executive privilege to block Comey's testimony. Comey should avoid stairs, windows and basic nutrition till Thurs. - Tea Pain

Trump promised not to cut Medicaid & now seeks to gut it in both his budget & AHCA so can we PLEASE just be more outraged at comedians? - John Fugelsang

Meanwhile, Back In Texass Women Are Dying Because The GOP
Pregnancy-related death rates have doubled in Texas, shows a 2016 study. However, Texas lawmakers failed to vote on a number of measures that could have helped curb the state's increased maternal mortality rate.

The modern rightwing gets Christians to vote against everything Jesus talked about by talking about abortion, which Jesus never talked about. - John Fugelsang

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The Democratic National Committee Needs To Take Blame For Losing Even More Seats Last Election And Hire A High End Public Relations Agency To Get Their Message Out Instead Of Dissing Hillary. OK?
Democrats say they’d like Hillary Clinton to take a cue from former President Obama and step out of the spotlight.
They say her string of remarks explaining her stunning loss in November coupled with the public remarks blaming the Democratic National Committee for the defeat — which many took as also critical of Obama — are hurting the party and making the 2016 candidate look bitter.

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So why did Billy Bush get fired while Trump, who actually SAID ALL THE GROSS THINGS, gets to be POTUS. Does not compute. Still pondering. - Bette Midler