Wednesday, May 24, 2017

I would like to tickle your senses with a video before you proceed to today's edition





Republicans have ruined this country by promoting hate of our own government, people, science and the press. Grownups need to take this country back.



I support a Constitutional Amendment to haze all Congressmen by making them work 40hrs per week for 30k per year while raising 2 kids. - John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Trump Credits Western Wall for Israel's Lack of Mexicans. - Andy Borowitz



Trump's Admiration For Dangerous Leaders Continues
US President Donald Trump told his Philippines' counterpart that he was doing a good job fighting an illegal drug epidemic in his country, an effort that has led to thousands of deaths and drawn international condemnation from human rights groups.










Before his visit to Israel, Trump was in Saudi Arabia. This is where the wheels came off. First of all, his commerce secretary was on TV raving about how there were no protesters in Saudi Arabia. Because protesters are beheaded in Saudi Arabia. That's why. People without heads tend not to speak out. - Jimmy Kimmel








Republican Shenanigans








Brennan: "Russia interfered"
Comey: "Russia interfered"
Coats: "Trump obstructed"
Rogers: "Trump obstructed"
FoxNews: "Hillary killed a guy"
- Jeff Tiedrich




Republicans Are The Party Of Personal Destruction
The parents of murdered Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich penned an op-ed Tuesday asking media figures who have promoted their son's death as a conspiracy theory to stop causing them "unbearable" pain by spreading such "baseless" theories.







Pope Francis meets a guy who's rejected every line in the Sermon on the Mount. Aka His Holiness and His Assholiness. - John Fugelsang







Donald Trump doesn't care about the Pope, he has plenty of guys in white robes who support him. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏



Wow, Another Bush Moron
Billy Bush claims he didn't take Donald Trump's “grab them by the p—y” comments seriously during the infamous hot mic moment from a 2005 Access Hollywood interview - and insists that if he had, he would have called the authorities.







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A company has released a GPS with President Trump's voice as a navigator. It doesn't guide you anywhere. It just keeps reminding you that he won the Electoral College. - Conan O'Brien







Rock The Voter News



Hillary Keeps Fighting 
This administration and Republicans in Congress are mounting an onslaught against the needs of children and people with disabilities, women and seniors," Clinton said Tuesday in an address at the annual gala for the Children's Health Fund, according ...







Would this be a bad time to mention that Hillary traveled 956,733 miles over a total of 401 days during her 4 years as Secretary of State? - Jeff Tiedrich




Emails Concerning UUP Poster

This is a representative drawing of Delicate Arch in Arches NP, UT, one of Utah's iconic symbols.

George

Thank you for the explanation but it looks like the bottom half of a cowboy wearing chaps!
That is just the graphic designer in me moaning.




If the United Utah Party poster had not been compresses sideways, even many NON-Utahns might easily recognize Delicate Arch, located in Arches National  Park and featured on license plates all over Utah.  
😉

Regards,
Jon

The logo design does not do justice to anything.




The video of Melania swatting away Trump's hand has gone viral, but come on, a woman not wanting to be touched by that f*cker is pretty much the opposite of news. - Andy Borowitz


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Biz/Tech News


Saying that Trump's budget made a $2 trillion "mistake" is like suggesting identity thieves are guilty of "bad impressions." - LOLGOP




Trump Breaks Promise
Just before taking office, President Donald Trump promised to donate all profits earned from foreign governments back to the U.S. Treasury.
But MSNBC has learned the Trump Organization is not tracking all payments it receives from foreign governments, according to new admissions by Trump representatives. By failing to track foreign payments it receives, the company will be hard-pressed to meet Trump's pledge to donate foreign profits and could even increase its legal exposure.








Mike Flynn invokes the Fifth Amendment. A moment of silence for every conservative who's ever said "pleading the Fifth means you're guilty." - Jeff Tiedrich






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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo

This is a caterpillar of a fruit piercing moth OR a tiny alien with a nebula painted on his body.

Peace.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Drip drip SPLASH

CIA director alerted FBI to pattern of contacts between Russian officials and Trump campaign associates
The CIA alerted the FBI to a troubling pattern of contacts between Russian officials and associates of the Trump campaign last year, former agency director John Brennan testified on Tuesday, shedding new light on the origin of a criminal probe that now ...



The "smoking gun" in Watergate was the revelation that Nixon wanted to get the CIA director to intervene & shut down the FBI investigation. - Kevin M. Kruse, Historian








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Before you ask why Muslims didn't do more to stop  #Manchester, ask a random white male why he didn't stop Aurora, Sandy Hook or Charleston. - Steve Marmel








Bibi Netanyahu says if Manchester attacker had been Palestinian and victims had been Israeli, would have received a stipend from the Palestinian Authority. - Rosie Gray tweet, White House correspondent for The Atlantic





Every Which Way But Up For Trump
A Democratic Federal Election Commission member is urging the FEC to investigate whether Russian agents used Facebook to spread damaging stories about Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton before the 2016 presidential election














Trump May Want To Defect To Russia
Former CIA Director John Brennan told House Russia investigators Tuesday that Russia "brazenly interfered" in the US elections, including actively contacting members of President Donald Trump's campaign -- but he stopped shy of dubbing it "collusion."






Republican Shenanigans


Remaining Countries on Trump's Itinerary Say They'd Rather Wait a Month and Meet with Next President. - Andy Borowitz









Jeez, The Man Has Not One Drop Of Dignity And Bad Staff Preparation
The guest book entry provides an opportunity to contrast Trump's style with that of his predecessor, Barack Obama, who spent an hour at Yad Vashem and gave an emotional speech in 2013.





Always love it when Members of Congress say they disagree w/ intel community's analysis. Like having your plumber review your root canal. - Ned Price tweet







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Now, I don't know about you, but I've got a little extra pep in my step tonight because Donald Trump has left the country. Breathing a little easier. Federal judges, now would be a good time to reinstate that travel ban. - Stephen Colbert






Rock The Voter News


You know who didn't plead the 5th Amendment?
Hillary Clinton, cause she wasn't guilty of jack sh*t. - Vinay A. Ramesh








What the hell kind of
logo is that?


UUP: Utah United Party (It's Mostly GOP)
They May Want To Rename Their Party As It Immediately Reminded Me Of Peeing 
The Salt Lake Tribune) Jim Bennett, center, is helping to organize a new centrist party of disaffected Republicans and Democrats called the Utah United Party. Organizers as well as several former GOP and Democratic leaders announced ...










President Trump was given an official welcome ceremony in Saudi Arabia this weekend where he was greeted with an honorary collar. As opposed to Michael Flynn who could soon be presented with an honorary anklet. - Seth Myers






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Biz/Tech News


Trump: "Collusion with Russia is pure fiction and everyone I've asked to help me cover it up agrees with me." - Tea Pain





Who Crunched These Shifty Numbers? Bernie Madoff?
President Trump's budget includes simple accounting error that adds up to a $2 trillion oversight.
Under the proposed budget released Tuesday, the Trump Administration's proposed tax cuts would boost economic growth enough to pay for $1.3 trillion in spending by 2027. But the tax cuts are also supposed to be revenue-neutral, meaning that trillion dollars is already supposed to pay for the money lost from the tax cuts.









"Today, you have 100% of your life left." -  Tom Landry






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I hope you had a good time today!





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

Let him in honey, he's bear footed!

Peace.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Trump Visits Western Wall In Jerusalem

Trump drags his scandals back into the spotlight on foreign trip
President Donald Trump on Monday denied divulging Israel as the source behind highly classified intelligence he allegedly shared with Russian officials, bringing attention back to the scandals engulfing his White House while he's on his first foreign trip.


The fact that Trump refused to say "radical Islam" is all the proof I need that he was born in Kenya. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Someday we'll all look back on this and scream. - Conan O'Brien








Not surprised Mike Flynn is pleading the 5th, it lessens the chances of plutonium tea or falling out of a window. - @IMPL0RABLE tweet




Ignoring The Messengers
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson held a press conference Sunday without U.S. reporters, according to multiple reports.
Tillerson reportedly held the press conference in Riyadh, but U.S. reporters were not told about it, according to their tweets.




The Idiot-in-Chief just told a room full of Israelis that he "just got back from the Middle East" - @USARedOrchestra  tweet







Flashback to the late 70s

I met some Turks at an ad agency around 1977. Over a business lunch they were telling me about their country, Muslim religion, etc...

They told me of a legend among Muslims in Turkey. It revolved around a glowing orb. The orb was stolen by the Vatican and hence the collapse of the Ottoman Empire. The orb is deep in the bowels of the Vatican supposedly. Once the Turks get the orb back they will return to their former glory.

For the past 40 years, I never knew quite what to believe about that legend. I often wondered if they were joking with me.

But then I saw this photo online this morning and burst out laughing.




When you've accepted a necklace from a man, touched his orb, and sold him 100 billion dollars of arms, you're basically married. - Sandra Newman



Republican Shenanigans



A sinkhole has opened in front of Mar-A-Lago. If there was ever a more perfect metaphor for a presidency, let me know. - Jim David







Meanwhile, Team Trump Is Trying To Find A Loophole
The Trump administration is exploring whether it can use an obscure ethics rule to undermine the special counsel investigation into ties between President Donald Trump's campaign team and Russia, two people familiar with White House thinking said on Friday.



Same day they got that arms deal, the Saudis plopped $100mil into Ivanka's charity. Now, will the GOP cry foul like they did with Hillary? - George Takei







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Rock The Voter News


Clarence Thomas Voted For Black Voters Rights
The Supreme Court ruled Monday that North Carolina illegally packed black voters into two voting districts.






Summary: Trump sold people that "hate us" 110 billion in weapons, then accepted 100 million charity donation HRC "should go to jail for." - Tea Pain


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We're discounting US weapons for repressive Saudi regime? Are Saudis discounting oil for us? Bad deal. Sad!!! - David Corn



Biz/Tech News



$800 billion in medicaid cuts with a deep tax cut for the wealthiest among us.
It's Bush's 3rd term with 25 Cheneys.- John Fugelsang




Because The Fields Need To Be Harvested?
Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly granted a six-month extension Monday to 58,000 Haitian immigrants who have been spared from deportation since a devastating 2010 earthquake, saying the conditions in their struggling homeland are not stable 





"The greatest use of a life is to spend it on something that will outlast it."~William James, Philosopher/Psychologist
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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

A size comparison between the Titanic and a modern cruise ship.

Peace.