All Hat No Cattle

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The White House Is In Meltdown Mode

Israel was source of leaked terrorism intel Trump told Russians: report
Israel was the U.S. ally whose intelligence President Trump shared with Russian diplomats in the Oval Office, according to a report.

It didn't start last week. This Administration has been off the rails since Spicer went to the podium to complain about inauguration totals. - Sen. Chris Murphy

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Sally Yates: Russians had 'real leverage' over Michael Flynn
Russian President Vladimir Putin’s spokesman on Trump intel story: “We don't want to comment on nonsense fakes.”
Kremlin news agency that was in the Oval Office for Trump-Russia meeting brags to Russians about leaked intel

Media: Trump leaked classified info
White House: No he didn't
Trump: Yes I did
GOP leadership: *crickets*
Deplorables: Hillary killed a guy
- Jeff Tiedrich

Uh Oh Is Sean Spicer Being Replaced?
Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle is in talks with members of the Trump administration to replace Sean Spicer as White House press secretary, The Mercury News reported Tuesday.

Oh I think yesterday's LEAKER has been found, you Godless clot of congealed spray-tan goo. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

President Trump’s approval rating has sunk to near-historic lows. According to a new Quinnipiac poll, his approval rating is down to 36 percent. If it gets down to the 20s he might start dating it. - Jimmy Kimmel

Trump's Lawyer Channels Trump
Michael Cohen, President Trump’s high profile personal attorney, posted a black-and-white photograph of his daughter Samantha Blake Cohen wearing only black stockings and a lacy bra to his 218,000 Twitter followers Sunday evening.

Pic of missing spine of most GOP elected leaders should be on side of milk cartons. Last seen Oct 2016. Abducted by a man wearing red tie. - Anna Navarro

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Turns out, Hillary's email server was more secure than Trump's mouth. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏

Rock The Voter News

GOP Chickens
Republicans in Congress are calling for briefings and pleading for "less drama" at the White House following revelations that President Trump shared classified intelligence with Russia — but most are muted in their criticism of him.

McMaster falls on sword for Trump; Trump says "hey nice sword!" & takes it as a souvenir as McMaster bleeds out. - John Fugelsang

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Yes, Trump revealed highly classified info to the Russian foreign minister; but in fairness it wasn't via email & he doesn't have a vagina. - John Fugelsang

Biz/Tech News

We can't underestimate how easy Trump thought being president would be because a black guy did it. - LOLGOP

The Chicago Sun Tribune?
Rival Chicago newspapers are poised to come under the same ownership, after the parent company of the Chicago Tribune announced its intent to purchase the parent company of the Chicago Sun-Times.

Honest to God, I'd make a better President than this guy, and I'm about clueless! At least I'd have the good sense not to blab to the enemy! - Bette Midler

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Monday, May 15, 2017

Former FBI Director Comey Benefited The Russians In The End

I believe James Comey should have been fired last year. I was disappointed Obama didn't fire him for interfering in a presidential election.

Comey's last public testimony before the Senate was disturbing. One of the scenarios he painted was about skirting his obligation to inform the Attorney General of his decision to have a press conference about Hillary days before the 2016 election.

Comey said he did not inform the AG Loretta Lynn because she met with Bill Clinton. Say what? I say Comey made himself judge, jury and executioner of Hillary Clinton. Power unchecked.

I suffer from mild nausea.

Comey is not a stupid man. Anyone in their right mind would know it would affect the election. But he did it anyway behind his boss' back.

But why? Was it because he believed that Hillary's emails were more dangerous than Trump's ties to Russia which was also under investigation? It sounds as though Comey's judgement may have been compromised through blackmail.

Then Trump fires Comey! Wow. Trump fires the guy who gave him the election. Then Trump invites Russians to the Oval Office the next day and keeps out the American press. My GAWD, how many more dots need to be connected?

I feel as though I am in the setting of a Tom Clancy spy novel with the script written by Elmore Leonard.

The video clip below popped into my mind when Trump turned conservatives into comrades last year. This is the scene where Cedric the Entertainer says "I mean Russians, Russians?" It is from the movie BE COOL. I love this movie. Elmore Leonard wrote the script.

Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper on Sunday said American institutions are under assault. He said, "And I think as well our institutions are under assault internally." "Internally as the president?" asked Jake Tapper. Clapper replied "exactly."

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Putin will chew Trump up and spit out his hair. We may be in the chewing stage now and Comey was just the appetizer.

Lisa

The State of the Union 115 Days After Trump Arrived

Source: Comey is 'not worried about any tapes'

Friday morning, Trump issued a thinly veiled threat to Comey, apparently suggesting there are possibly recorded conversations between the ...

I feel as though I am in the setting of a Tom Clancy spy novel with the script written by Elmore Leonard.

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

[trump literally shoots someone on 5th Avenue]
FOXNEWS: President Trump surprises man with precious metal souvenir.- @sortabad tweet

The Curious Pattern Of Deaths Around Putin's Critics
Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said there is a “curious pattern” of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role.

Revenge Will Be Mine: Osama bin Laden's Son
Osama bin Laden's son has vowed revenge on the west for killing his father and is set to become the next leader of al-Qaeda, a former FBI agent has warned.
Ali Soufan, who was the FBI's lead investigator of al-Qaeda after the 9/11 terror attacks, examined documents seized from bin Laden's Pakistan compound when he was killed by US Navy Seals in 2011.

Republican Shenanigans

I think the strategist thing about how all this went down is that Trump fired James Comey by letter. He had a letter delivered to his office at the FBI. He didn’t even say, “You’re fired,” which is his catch phrase! It would be like Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving a party and just going, “See ya.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Democrats Trying To Prevent Document Destruction
Democrats kept up the pressure on Donald Trump over the sudden firing of James Comey, demanding that recordings the president suggested he may have made of his meetings with the former FBI director be preserved and handed over to lawmakers

Everyone is very focused on the Comey firing and whether Trump’s people colluded with the Russians — and all that is important. But I think this is even more important. Because forget everything politically, forget everything you believe for a minute, forget whether you’re a Democrat or Republican. Just clear your mind and ask yourself, what kind of a person thinks he came up with the phrase “priming the pump”? - Jimmy Kimmel

I'm not saying Trump is the anti-Christ, I'm saying Christ is the Anti-Trump. - John Fugelsang

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Trump claims he would have won the popular vote if there hadn’t been voter fraud but there is absolutely no proof of that. We are now just creating commissions to prove Trump’s dumb theories. I can’t wait for the report from the Senate commission on “But No Seriously, Meryl Streep Is Overrated.” - James Corden

Rock The Voter News

We need to accept the fact that Trump's supporters will never abandon him except on the outside chance he suddenly becomes black. - Tea Pain

Is Miss USA A Republican?
The newly crowned Miss USA has ignited a firestorm on Twitter with an answer she gave onstage at the pageant.
Kara McCullough, who was Miss District of Columbia, was asked whether she thought healthcare is a right or a privilege for Americans.
“I’m definitely going to say it’s a privilege,” said McCullough, who also works as a scientist at the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission. She added that Americans shouldn't be forced to pay for other people's healthcare.

Irregular periods are considered a pre-existing condition. - The Daily Show

US Could Save Time, Money by Impeaching Pence at Same Time. - Andy Borowitz

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Biz/Tech News

Although Trump doesn’t get credit for creating the term “prime the pump,” he has created lots of other things. He has, for example, created Sean Spicer’s ulcers, soaring stock prices for Xanax, and he created — let’s not forget — he created lots of jobs for his kids. - James Corden

Trump Won't Like This Ruling
A divided U.S. Supreme Court ruled that debt collectors can use bankruptcy proceedings to try to collect liabilities that are so old the statute of limitations has expired.

A company is selling a jacket with a heating mode and a cooling mode. The way it works is, there’s a zipper. - Seth Myers